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@frizfrizzle.bsky.social
Award-finding comedian and the host of What's in the Box? who isn't Neil Patrick Harris.
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LEICESTER COMEDY FESTIVAL! I will be bringing my ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ show "Funny Turn" during Leicester Comedy Festival. 6th & 20th Feb 2026, 6.15pm, LCB Depot. Reserve your free tickets now!
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December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Happy anniversary to still my favourite ever New Year’s Eve Twitter interaction.
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Happy anniversary to still my favourite ever New Year’s Eve Twitter interaction.
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"Please give this seat to a disabled person" would you like me to butter their walking stick too??
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Please give this seat to a disabled person" would you like me to butter their walking stick too??
2025 stats!
- 1,000 saw my shows in Edinburgh
- What's in the Box? most popular year
- lost a bit of finger, sight in one eye
- Headlined more than I've ever done (including Splendour Festival!)
- Council eventually found me a flat!
- Started writing for [2026 thing]
- #russelltoveyfuckeafysh
- 1,000 saw my shows in Edinburgh
- What's in the Box? most popular year
- lost a bit of finger, sight in one eye
- Headlined more than I've ever done (including Splendour Festival!)
- Council eventually found me a flat!
- Started writing for [2026 thing]
- #russelltoveyfuckeafysh
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
2025 stats!
- 1,000 saw my shows in Edinburgh
- What's in the Box? most popular year
- lost a bit of finger, sight in one eye
- Headlined more than I've ever done (including Splendour Festival!)
- Council eventually found me a flat!
- Started writing for [2026 thing]
- #russelltoveyfuckeafysh
- 1,000 saw my shows in Edinburgh
- What's in the Box? most popular year
- lost a bit of finger, sight in one eye
- Headlined more than I've ever done (including Splendour Festival!)
- Council eventually found me a flat!
- Started writing for [2026 thing]
- #russelltoveyfuckeafysh
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I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
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My joke about numbers usually does well in Scotland but it was one too twee for Fife.
July 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My joke about numbers usually does well in Scotland but it was one too twee for Fife.
Don't set off fireworks to celebrate the new year. Pets are very conscious about how old they are and the reminder that time is passing scares them.
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Don't set off fireworks to celebrate the new year. Pets are very conscious about how old they are and the reminder that time is passing scares them.
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If you fancy helping make the first few weeks of 2026 easier for me, please consider donating. Maybe three ghosts visited you to tell you to help your favourite disabled comedian with mutual aid! Anything is much appreciated. Have a lovely new year x
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December 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you fancy helping make the first few weeks of 2026 easier for me, please consider donating. Maybe three ghosts visited you to tell you to help your favourite disabled comedian with mutual aid! Anything is much appreciated. Have a lovely new year x
paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
I know what'll happen in Doctor Who next year.
The Doctor has Billie's face because the bigeneration means they aren't complete, so scooped the Bad Wolf face from the heart of the TARDIS.
To regenerate, she has to snog Tennant (14th Doctor) and re-merge.
That's the plot. Put money on it.
The Doctor has Billie's face because the bigeneration means they aren't complete, so scooped the Bad Wolf face from the heart of the TARDIS.
To regenerate, she has to snog Tennant (14th Doctor) and re-merge.
That's the plot. Put money on it.
December 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I know what'll happen in Doctor Who next year.
The Doctor has Billie's face because the bigeneration means they aren't complete, so scooped the Bad Wolf face from the heart of the TARDIS.
To regenerate, she has to snog Tennant (14th Doctor) and re-merge.
That's the plot. Put money on it.
The Doctor has Billie's face because the bigeneration means they aren't complete, so scooped the Bad Wolf face from the heart of the TARDIS.
To regenerate, she has to snog Tennant (14th Doctor) and re-merge.
That's the plot. Put money on it.
Julie Andrews walks into a vegan cafe and orders the Do Re Mi Fa Soy Latte
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Julie Andrews walks into a vegan cafe and orders the Do Re Mi Fa Soy Latte
I would like more writing opportunities in 2026. Are you part of a writing team? Hey, I'm available! Put in a good word for me! Credits include The Now Show, Mock the Week and helping TV comedians punch up their jokes. DMs are extremely open or you can email itsfrizfrizzle AT gmail DOT com.
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would like more writing opportunities in 2026. Are you part of a writing team? Hey, I'm available! Put in a good word for me! Credits include The Now Show, Mock the Week and helping TV comedians punch up their jokes. DMs are extremely open or you can email itsfrizfrizzle AT gmail DOT com.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.
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Folk who got the Quiz Book this Xmas have mentioned this to me. It's because of a comic I did 15 years ago which was shared with the staff. It made fun of the Greek Letter options. @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social then changed it to hieroglyphics, rendering the joke moot. Still an honour. Enjoy!
![[Panel One]: RARELY CORRECT
[Panel Two]: Host: "Hello and welcome to Rarely Correct. We start with Round 1, where our contestants have to figure out the connections. Team A, please choose"
[Panel Three]: Contestant #1: "Urm... board one, please"
[Panel Four]: Host: "Uh, no. This is BBC4. We don't do numbers. Choose your heiroglyphic"
[Panel Five]: [a bunch of hieroglyphics to choose from]
[Panel Six]: Contestant #1: "The arm then, please"
Host [offscreen]: "Okay, your time starts now"
[Panel Seven]; [a list of three revealed clues reading LOW, HEROES and TOLTEC
Contestant #2: "Low? Could be a height thing"
Contestant #1: "Low and Heroes are both Bowie albums. Is that it?"
Contestant #3: "They're also Philip Glass symphonies - as is Toltec! That must be it!"
[Panel Eight]: A finger pressing a big red button with a BZZT sound effect
[Panel Nine]: Contestant #1: "Is it Philip Glass symphonies?"
[Panel Ten]: Host [looking incredulous]: "What?! No! Let's look at the fourth clue]
[Panel Eleven]: The fourth clue is revealed to be WINDOWS
[Panel Twelve]: Host: "The answer was that Low, Heroes, Toltec and Windows are all... words found in the dictionary"
[Panel Thirteen]; Contestant #1 [with a faded smile]: "Hahaha! Oh yes! I see it now!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w6se2bdejwp33lecim4w5f5j/bafkreibhogpqxbz57vbzwxaeaw6cbiqomr6dfrdw5qffds72xirn4rsjym@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Folk who got the Quiz Book this Xmas have mentioned this to me. It's because of a comic I did 15 years ago which was shared with the staff. It made fun of the Greek Letter options. @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social then changed it to hieroglyphics, rendering the joke moot. Still an honour. Enjoy!
I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.
Ah, 2008. Great memories. You remember 2008, right?
Anyway, starting Thursday, babies who were born in that year can start legally drinking.
Anyway, starting Thursday, babies who were born in that year can start legally drinking.
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ah, 2008. Great memories. You remember 2008, right?
Anyway, starting Thursday, babies who were born in that year can start legally drinking.
Anyway, starting Thursday, babies who were born in that year can start legally drinking.
Come From Away is 30% sad songs, 30% fun songs and 40% songs where the lyrics are "I AM HERE AT THE START OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF A CHAPTER WHO IS THERE ON A ROCK".
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Come From Away is 30% sad songs, 30% fun songs and 40% songs where the lyrics are "I AM HERE AT THE START OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF A CHAPTER WHO IS THERE ON A ROCK".
Big Fat Quiz and Last Leg of Christmas both did "hehe, we asked AI to do a thing" and it's as funny as "I'm going to read an excerpt from 50 Shades of Grey" that every shit open spot did a decade ago. Stop it. Stop it. I'll tag 'em. Hey, @channel4.bsky.social, hey. HEY. Stop it.
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Big Fat Quiz and Last Leg of Christmas both did "hehe, we asked AI to do a thing" and it's as funny as "I'm going to read an excerpt from 50 Shades of Grey" that every shit open spot did a decade ago. Stop it. Stop it. I'll tag 'em. Hey, @channel4.bsky.social, hey. HEY. Stop it.
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my TOP RESOLUTION for 2026 is to STOP SAYING NO. instead, I'm going to answer EVERY question with YES, SAND. I THROW SAND at the person asking me to do something until they GO AWAY
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
my TOP RESOLUTION for 2026 is to STOP SAYING NO. instead, I'm going to answer EVERY question with YES, SAND. I THROW SAND at the person asking me to do something until they GO AWAY
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I would also like to know because my doctor has prescribed me 30mg of this a day
I offer this one to the crowd...
Can anyone have a guess at this irish place name written on the UK 1871 census? Could be a township, a village or a town. Any clues gratefully received :-)
Can anyone have a guess at this irish place name written on the UK 1871 census? Could be a township, a village or a town. Any clues gratefully received :-)
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I would also like to know because my doctor has prescribed me 30mg of this a day
Who the HECK follows @vicmmic.bsky.social and not appreciate quality bird pictures????
Someone asked for less birds so they got BLOCKED !!! 2026 will be filled with birds !!!!
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Who the HECK follows @vicmmic.bsky.social and not appreciate quality bird pictures????
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So, after my year of hell (homelessness, losing a finger, becoming blind in one eye), I'm still living on £300 a month with little other income. Am awaiting PIP which I will hopefully get in the new year. But it may still be a long process. You guys have been amazing in helping out.
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
So, after my year of hell (homelessness, losing a finger, becoming blind in one eye), I'm still living on £300 a month with little other income. Am awaiting PIP which I will hopefully get in the new year. But it may still be a long process. You guys have been amazing in helping out.
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£300 a month is impossible for me to live on. I rely on public transport and taxis to get me places and have limited dexterity for cooking meals. It is bloody expensive to be disabled. I am determined for 2026 to be a year of solid improvement for me.
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
£300 a month is impossible for me to live on. I rely on public transport and taxis to get me places and have limited dexterity for cooking meals. It is bloody expensive to be disabled. I am determined for 2026 to be a year of solid improvement for me.