Friz Frizzle
@frizfrizzle.bsky.social
Award-finding comedian and the host of cult improv panel show What's in the Box?
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LEICESTER! I must confessester that I cannot stressester enough that the besester show I've ever written is being performed this Friday and you can reserve your FREE tickets at this link: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/friz-...
Call GP at 8am and have to listen to a robot saying IF YOU HAVE A UTI, PRESS ONE AND WE WILL SEND YOU A LINK TO YOUR NEAREST PHARMACY IF YOU WANT A, I DUNNO, FUCKING HAIRCUT, PRESS TWO AND WE'LL SEND A YOUTUBE LINK and then "book an appointment" is option nine and I'm #19 in the call queue.
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Call GP at 8am and have to listen to a robot saying IF YOU HAVE A UTI, PRESS ONE AND WE WILL SEND YOU A LINK TO YOUR NEAREST PHARMACY IF YOU WANT A, I DUNNO, FUCKING HAIRCUT, PRESS TWO AND WE'LL SEND A YOUTUBE LINK and then "book an appointment" is option nine and I'm #19 in the call queue.
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![[Scene is a domestic kitchen. Night time. The room is all blue apart from warm orange-pink light streaming in from a streetlight outside. In the center of the room stands a woman named BRANDI, standing in pyjamas looking contemplative, the light cast dramatically on her face. At the doorway, leaning against the frame, her partner JOEL stands has woken up and found her in the kitchen.]
JOEL:
Honey… what are you doing?
BRANDI:
Can’t sleep
Guess I just like standing in the kitchen at 3am thinking about the supernatural threat we temporarily defeated last year.
While saying that out loud in a manner which sounds casually ironic but is actually just blatant exposition.
JOEL:
Brandi… you're talking strange...
BRANDI:
Dammit Joel.
It’s time you knew.
You're a Netflix character.
[Joel looks shocked]
BRANDI:
Everybody you know has been forced to speak to you in second screen dialogue.
Second screen dialogue helps the people scrolling their phones in front of the TV to follow the -
JOEL:
Stop explaining, Brandi!
[Hands on head, emotional expression, warm pink light cast on his face against the cool blue darkness of the room].
JOEL:
So that's why my entire life has looked so glossy and...
BRANDI:
Yep...
Warm/cool colour graded.
[Cut to a TV show TITLE SCREEN]:
SECOND SCREEN
- A Netflix original -
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If you thought Derry Girls could use running commentary from the people on-screen then How To Get To Heaven From Belfast is the show for you!
February 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM
If you thought Derry Girls could use running commentary from the people on-screen then How To Get To Heaven From Belfast is the show for you!
This is what Half in the Bag will look like in twenty years
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
This is what Half in the Bag will look like in twenty years
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
I've just sat through a five minute advert for bread. Why have the bread company got so much money, fuck was that
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I've just sat through a five minute advert for bread. Why have the bread company got so much money, fuck was that
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Do you want to see an actual page from the kids book "The Mr Blobby Joke Book"? Of course you do.
November 24, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Do you want to see an actual page from the kids book "The Mr Blobby Joke Book"? Of course you do.
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Just looking through some old comics and found a mail order advert for Small Prophets
February 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Just looking through some old comics and found a mail order advert for Small Prophets
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I enjoy Iggy Pop's show on BBC 6 Music. It sounds like Jigsaw doing live commentary on a CD he got free with Q Magazine.
February 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I enjoy Iggy Pop's show on BBC 6 Music. It sounds like Jigsaw doing live commentary on a CD he got free with Q Magazine.
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Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow
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Polanski ablaze? OK! (10)
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Polanski ablaze? OK! (10)
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Obvious Lawson's "Bake Off" seat has been removed (8)
Cryptick
Create a cryptic crossword clue and share it with people you know.
cryptick.wildvale.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Obvious Lawson's "Bake Off" seat has been removed (8)
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LEICESTER! I must confessester that I cannot stressester enough that the besester show I've ever written is being performed this Friday and you can reserve your FREE tickets at this link: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/friz-...
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
LEICESTER! I must confessester that I cannot stressester enough that the besester show I've ever written is being performed this Friday and you can reserve your FREE tickets at this link: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/friz-...
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🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
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They say you are what you eat. Not true! I once ate a vegan.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
They say you are what you eat. Not true! I once ate a vegan.
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I once lost a job even though I did well at the interview, because when I left the lady said 'see you anon', and I'd never heard that before so I said 'sorry what?' and she said 'anon' and I said 'a what?' and she said 'a...never mind' and then they went with the other candidate.
February 15, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I once lost a job even though I did well at the interview, because when I left the lady said 'see you anon', and I'd never heard that before so I said 'sorry what?' and she said 'anon' and I said 'a what?' and she said 'a...never mind' and then they went with the other candidate.
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UK, 1895:
I'm definitely getting another Subway soon
February 15, 2026 at 10:57 AM
UK, 1895:
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I'm pretty good with horny Tinder guys at 2am.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I'm pretty good with horny Tinder guys at 2am.
I'm pretty good with horny Tinder guys at 2am.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I'm pretty good with horny Tinder guys at 2am.
Today I did two shows in Leciester and then one in Nottingham just to see if I can still smash three gigs in a day and I totally did so there we go
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I did two shows in Leciester and then one in Nottingham just to see if I can still smash three gigs in a day and I totally did so there we go
Zack Polanski is now aware that Russell Tovey fucke a fysh.
Well he fucks a fish so i am sure he has .
February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Zack Polanski is now aware that Russell Tovey fucke a fysh.
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Russell Tovey really cares about those fish
Love this from Russell Tovey.
"I’m really following what the Green Party are doing, and I think we should all get behind them. As a community, they’re a party that we can really look to, to represent us.”
www.attitude.co.uk/culture/russ...
"I’m really following what the Green Party are doing, and I think we should all get behind them. As a community, they’re a party that we can really look to, to represent us.”
www.attitude.co.uk/culture/russ...
Russell Tovey joins the Green Party after being 'let down' by Labour government (EXCLUSIVE)
Russell Tovey spoke highly of Green Party leader Zack Polanski at the 2026 Attitude 101 charity lunch, admitting the UK deserves better.
www.attitude.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Russell Tovey really cares about those fish
They say you are what you eat. Not true! I once ate a vegan.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
They say you are what you eat. Not true! I once ate a vegan.
Red! The blood of angry men! Black! The dark of ages past! Violets are blue.
February 14, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Red! The blood of angry men! Black! The dark of ages past! Violets are blue.
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You can adjust the aroma of any air freshener by doing some jiggery potpourri.
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 AM
You can adjust the aroma of any air freshener by doing some jiggery potpourri.