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Award-finding comedian and the host of What's in the Box? who isn't Neil Patrick Harris.
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Harry, My Cat Died. BBC News calling me a hacker. The 90108 joke. Muppet Les Mis. The fact Only Connect changed from Greek letters to Egyptian heiroglyphs. I've had a weird life.
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Harry, My Cat Died. BBC News calling me a hacker. The 90108 joke. Muppet Les Mis. The fact Only Connect changed from Greek letters to Egyptian heiroglyphs. I've had a weird life.
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Guys, I don't have long, it's a new year and the New Me just showed up. He's taller, slimmer, and the cats like him more. He says I have to leave and he wants my phone, what do I do?
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Guys, I don't have long, it's a new year and the New Me just showed up. He's taller, slimmer, and the cats like him more. He says I have to leave and he wants my phone, what do I do?
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Every January 1st, I reveal my EdFringe show title.
This year:
Friz Frizzle: All Right Now
This year:
Friz Frizzle: All Right Now
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Every January 1st, I reveal my EdFringe show title.
This year:
Friz Frizzle: All Right Now
This year:
Friz Frizzle: All Right Now
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Happy New Year. This is the start of a new me. No more stupid mistakes. Happy 202
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Happy New Year. This is the start of a new me. No more stupid mistakes. Happy 202
Every January 1st, I reveal my EdFringe show title.
This year:
Friz Frizzle: All Right Now
This year:
Friz Frizzle: All Right Now
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Every January 1st, I reveal my EdFringe show title.
This year:
Friz Frizzle: All Right Now
This year:
Friz Frizzle: All Right Now
Happy New Year. This is the start of a new me. No more stupid mistakes. Happy 202
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Happy New Year. This is the start of a new me. No more stupid mistakes. Happy 202
You don't need to know this, but for the first time in my life I have managed to block a toilet with a bowel movement. What a fucking way to end 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You don't need to know this, but for the first time in my life I have managed to block a toilet with a bowel movement. What a fucking way to end 2025.
BBC4 are airing Jaws and jaws 2 because it is about to be Tooth Ousand Twenty Six.
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
BBC4 are airing Jaws and jaws 2 because it is about to be Tooth Ousand Twenty Six.
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December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Happy anniversary to still my favourite ever New Year’s Eve Twitter interaction.
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Happy anniversary to still my favourite ever New Year’s Eve Twitter interaction.
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"Please give this seat to a disabled person" would you like me to butter their walking stick too??
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Please give this seat to a disabled person" would you like me to butter their walking stick too??
2025 stats!
- 1,000 saw my shows in Edinburgh
- What's in the Box? most popular year
- lost a bit of finger, sight in one eye
- Headlined more than I've ever done (including Splendour Festival!)
- Council eventually found me a flat!
- Started writing for [2026 thing]
- #russelltoveyfuckeafysh
- 1,000 saw my shows in Edinburgh
- What's in the Box? most popular year
- lost a bit of finger, sight in one eye
- Headlined more than I've ever done (including Splendour Festival!)
- Council eventually found me a flat!
- Started writing for [2026 thing]
- #russelltoveyfuckeafysh
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
2025 stats!
- 1,000 saw my shows in Edinburgh
- What's in the Box? most popular year
- lost a bit of finger, sight in one eye
- Headlined more than I've ever done (including Splendour Festival!)
- Council eventually found me a flat!
- Started writing for [2026 thing]
- #russelltoveyfuckeafysh
- 1,000 saw my shows in Edinburgh
- What's in the Box? most popular year
- lost a bit of finger, sight in one eye
- Headlined more than I've ever done (including Splendour Festival!)
- Council eventually found me a flat!
- Started writing for [2026 thing]
- #russelltoveyfuckeafysh
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I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
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My joke about numbers usually does well in Scotland but it was one too twee for Fife.
July 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My joke about numbers usually does well in Scotland but it was one too twee for Fife.
Don't set off fireworks to celebrate the new year. Pets are very conscious about how old they are and the reminder that time is passing scares them.
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Don't set off fireworks to celebrate the new year. Pets are very conscious about how old they are and the reminder that time is passing scares them.
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If you fancy helping make the first few weeks of 2026 easier for me, please consider donating. Maybe three ghosts visited you to tell you to help your favourite disabled comedian with mutual aid! Anything is much appreciated. Have a lovely new year x
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December 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you fancy helping make the first few weeks of 2026 easier for me, please consider donating. Maybe three ghosts visited you to tell you to help your favourite disabled comedian with mutual aid! Anything is much appreciated. Have a lovely new year x
paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
I know what'll happen in Doctor Who next year.
The Doctor has Billie's face because the bigeneration means they aren't complete, so scooped the Bad Wolf face from the heart of the TARDIS.
To regenerate, she has to snog Tennant (14th Doctor) and re-merge.
That's the plot. Put money on it.
The Doctor has Billie's face because the bigeneration means they aren't complete, so scooped the Bad Wolf face from the heart of the TARDIS.
To regenerate, she has to snog Tennant (14th Doctor) and re-merge.
That's the plot. Put money on it.
December 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I know what'll happen in Doctor Who next year.
The Doctor has Billie's face because the bigeneration means they aren't complete, so scooped the Bad Wolf face from the heart of the TARDIS.
To regenerate, she has to snog Tennant (14th Doctor) and re-merge.
That's the plot. Put money on it.
The Doctor has Billie's face because the bigeneration means they aren't complete, so scooped the Bad Wolf face from the heart of the TARDIS.
To regenerate, she has to snog Tennant (14th Doctor) and re-merge.
That's the plot. Put money on it.
Julie Andrews walks into a vegan cafe and orders the Do Re Mi Fa Soy Latte
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Julie Andrews walks into a vegan cafe and orders the Do Re Mi Fa Soy Latte
I would like more writing opportunities in 2026. Are you part of a writing team? Hey, I'm available! Put in a good word for me! Credits include The Now Show, Mock the Week and helping TV comedians punch up their jokes. DMs are extremely open or you can email itsfrizfrizzle AT gmail DOT com.
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would like more writing opportunities in 2026. Are you part of a writing team? Hey, I'm available! Put in a good word for me! Credits include The Now Show, Mock the Week and helping TV comedians punch up their jokes. DMs are extremely open or you can email itsfrizfrizzle AT gmail DOT com.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.
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Folk who got the Quiz Book this Xmas have mentioned this to me. It's because of a comic I did 15 years ago which was shared with the staff. It made fun of the Greek Letter options. @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social then changed it to hieroglyphics, rendering the joke moot. Still an honour. Enjoy!
![[Panel One]: RARELY CORRECT
[Panel Two]: Host: "Hello and welcome to Rarely Correct. We start with Round 1, where our contestants have to figure out the connections. Team A, please choose"
[Panel Three]: Contestant #1: "Urm... board one, please"
[Panel Four]: Host: "Uh, no. This is BBC4. We don't do numbers. Choose your heiroglyphic"
[Panel Five]: [a bunch of hieroglyphics to choose from]
[Panel Six]: Contestant #1: "The arm then, please"
Host [offscreen]: "Okay, your time starts now"
[Panel Seven]; [a list of three revealed clues reading LOW, HEROES and TOLTEC
Contestant #2: "Low? Could be a height thing"
Contestant #1: "Low and Heroes are both Bowie albums. Is that it?"
Contestant #3: "They're also Philip Glass symphonies - as is Toltec! That must be it!"
[Panel Eight]: A finger pressing a big red button with a BZZT sound effect
[Panel Nine]: Contestant #1: "Is it Philip Glass symphonies?"
[Panel Ten]: Host [looking incredulous]: "What?! No! Let's look at the fourth clue]
[Panel Eleven]: The fourth clue is revealed to be WINDOWS
[Panel Twelve]: Host: "The answer was that Low, Heroes, Toltec and Windows are all... words found in the dictionary"
[Panel Thirteen]; Contestant #1 [with a faded smile]: "Hahaha! Oh yes! I see it now!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w6se2bdejwp33lecim4w5f5j/bafkreibhogpqxbz57vbzwxaeaw6cbiqomr6dfrdw5qffds72xirn4rsjym@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Folk who got the Quiz Book this Xmas have mentioned this to me. It's because of a comic I did 15 years ago which was shared with the staff. It made fun of the Greek Letter options. @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social then changed it to hieroglyphics, rendering the joke moot. Still an honour. Enjoy!
I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.