Friz Frizzle
@frizfrizzle.bsky.social
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You're only slopposed to blow the bloody doors off
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine sign voice deal with AI company
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine sign voice deal with AI company
The voices of the Oscar-winning actors can now be used to create AI-generated versions in a new deal with ElevenLabs
Oscar-winning actors Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine have both signed a deal with the AI audio company ElevenLabs.
The New York-based company can now create AI-generated versions of their voices as part of a bid to solve a “key ethical challenge” in the artificial intelligence industry’s alliance with Hollywood. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You're only slopposed to blow the bloody doors off
Where exactly are you all getting your 2025 Bingo Cards? Were they delivered in January? Yet again, I have been overlooked in Starmer's Britain.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Where exactly are you all getting your 2025 Bingo Cards? Were they delivered in January? Yet again, I have been overlooked in Starmer's Britain.
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RIP Richard Darbyshire of Living in a Box fame. If it weren't for you including the word Box in everything you did, you wouldn't have been part of the playlist. Plus, your song was poppier than Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
RIP Richard Darbyshire of Living in a Box fame. If it weren't for you including the word Box in everything you did, you wouldn't have been part of the playlist. Plus, your song was poppier than Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana.
You keep thinking "eh, Doctor Who will be back any time soon, we've gone longer without episodes before!" and then you realise Dugadoo was only two stories ago.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You keep thinking "eh, Doctor Who will be back any time soon, we've gone longer without episodes before!" and then you realise Dugadoo was only two stories ago.
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I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
We sell croissants! Here they are under the CROISSANTS sign. Ooh, we now sell pan au chocolat. Pop them in the same area of the shop and change the sign to PASTRIES so everything is included.
Transphobes: THIS IS CROISSANT ERASURE >:(
Transphobes: THIS IS CROISSANT ERASURE >:(
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
We sell croissants! Here they are under the CROISSANTS sign. Ooh, we now sell pan au chocolat. Pop them in the same area of the shop and change the sign to PASTRIES so everything is included.
Transphobes: THIS IS CROISSANT ERASURE >:(
Transphobes: THIS IS CROISSANT ERASURE >:(
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This kid rules
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This kid rules
TIP: Thanksgiving is always the fourth Thursday of November, so Black Friday starts after that. Yes, it is stupid to have Black Friday in the UK. No, I do not make the rules. Yes, it would be handy if Black Friday adverts listed an actual date instead of having to do maths.
for my own sanity can i please get an actual date for black friday
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
TIP: Thanksgiving is always the fourth Thursday of November, so Black Friday starts after that. Yes, it is stupid to have Black Friday in the UK. No, I do not make the rules. Yes, it would be handy if Black Friday adverts listed an actual date instead of having to do maths.
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i hate james bond. oooh, i just shagged entendre jiggletits. also, my shoe is a gun. fuck off.
November 18, 2024 at 11:54 AM
i hate james bond. oooh, i just shagged entendre jiggletits. also, my shoe is a gun. fuck off.
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Who's your favourite James Bond? Mine is the spy from the films.
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Who's your favourite James Bond? Mine is the spy from the films.
Deaf in my left ear for three weeks. Visited the GP. Turns out I'm not deaf in one ear, I'm deaf in both! Apparently so much wax buildup that I should be getting tension headaches. Downside of not feeling pain in extremities means this kind of thing is easily overlooked by me. There are no upsides.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Deaf in my left ear for three weeks. Visited the GP. Turns out I'm not deaf in one ear, I'm deaf in both! Apparently so much wax buildup that I should be getting tension headaches. Downside of not feeling pain in extremities means this kind of thing is easily overlooked by me. There are no upsides.
[me yelling at the screen as patrick stewart turns up in dr strange] BUT HE DIED IN LOGAN! WHAT THE FUCK! I AM SO CONFUSED.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
[me yelling at the screen as patrick stewart turns up in dr strange] BUT HE DIED IN LOGAN! WHAT THE FUCK! I AM SO CONFUSED.
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As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
I'm currently playing PHONE CONGA! (I'm caller no. 6 in the queue for a GP appointment)
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm currently playing PHONE CONGA! (I'm caller no. 6 in the queue for a GP appointment)
As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
BBC News was fun tonight
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
BBC News was fun tonight
hey guys it's markus from whotube weekly roundup, you one spot source for the latest doctor who news. uhhhh nothing yet but watch me stretch this to fifteen minutes including six ad rolls
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
hey guys it's markus from whotube weekly roundup, you one spot source for the latest doctor who news. uhhhh nothing yet but watch me stretch this to fifteen minutes including six ad rolls
[Watching tonight's Only Connect and shouting at the TV] "PREPARE TO DIE!"
"Well done, Mr Linehan, that's five points for that answer"
"Answer?"
"Well done, Mr Linehan, that's five points for that answer"
"Answer?"
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
[Watching tonight's Only Connect and shouting at the TV] "PREPARE TO DIE!"
"Well done, Mr Linehan, that's five points for that answer"
"Answer?"
"Well done, Mr Linehan, that's five points for that answer"
"Answer?"
Still shit scared of cooking but just made a cheesy egg and I'm very proud!! Hark at my egg!
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Still shit scared of cooking but just made a cheesy egg and I'm very proud!! Hark at my egg!
I could wear a funny little shirt, I guess. What even are headlines anymore.
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
Artificial intelligence chatbots could be used to stop prisoners from being mistakenly released from jail, a justice minister told the House of Lords on Monday.
Lord Timpson said HMP Wandsworth had been given the “green light” to use artificial intelligence (AI) after a specialised team was sent in to find “some quick fixes”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I could wear a funny little shirt, I guess. What even are headlines anymore.
I can count on one hand the amount of trans women who have qualified for the Olympics. Fuck, I can count on one finger. The one that was partially amputated.
Olympics organisers moving towards blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport
Olympics organisers moving towards blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport
The International Olympic Committee is moving towards a blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport, Sky News understands.
news.sky.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I can count on one hand the amount of trans women who have qualified for the Olympics. Fuck, I can count on one finger. The one that was partially amputated.
Who do I know with a recording studio? It's been five years since my last studio album and I've written at LEAST three new parody songs since then. Hit me up!
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Who do I know with a recording studio? It's been five years since my last studio album and I've written at LEAST three new parody songs since then. Hit me up!
Since they cancelled Mock the Week and The Now Show, I have so much time for freelance writing again. However, I have also used the cancellations of both to successfully avoid the news over the past few years because it is too depressing. A quandary! Anyway, please hire me for your writing things.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Since they cancelled Mock the Week and The Now Show, I have so much time for freelance writing again. However, I have also used the cancellations of both to successfully avoid the news over the past few years because it is too depressing. A quandary! Anyway, please hire me for your writing things.