Moschops🦕🦖
moschops.bsky.social
Moschops🦕🦖
@moschops.bsky.social
Journalist
Clairvoyant
He/him
Pinned
You know that thing where you pist on bluesky and some yank assumes you are American because they're the protagonists of the world? I'm thinking of becoming the reverse of that.
Totally cba, so logging off until NEXT YEAR if you can believe it.

Happy new year to you all. Hope you're bringing it in with people whose company you enjoy and that next year is an improvement on this one.
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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He’s like some drunk guy who has lost his hard on asking you for five more minutes, just fuck off, limp dick
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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If you reframed this as “values”, people might find it harder to pretend it’s a problem. If someone has fundamentally different values to yours, you might be less inclined to form a relationship with them. It goes beyond preference.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 9h
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Lol. Lmao, even.
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Have you tried blaming MTV? Video nasties? Zammo?
Sir Keir Starmer's government was elected by default on the assumption they would at least provide (it's nice, isn't it. The) quiet competent stability

That's it. That's the low bar they had to clear

They chose to limbo. Authoritarian, genocidal, incompetent, racist, and unhinged

No mystery here
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Instead it took them 18 months and suspending the whip of 8 MPs just to get around to fulfilling a manifesto commitment to remove the 2 child benefit cap.
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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3) maybe that's not possible. maybe you already RSVPd to the function! well, let me introduce you to the wonderful concept of LIES FOR SOBRIETY™️

if you're in this position, you have probably already lied in the service of getting fucked up. you're not above lying to stay sober, homie
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This one, obviously

youtu.be/NY-oQEy1KFU?...
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Mid-transformation Gollum looks like he's about to sue a charity for providing trans inclusive services
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
No music videos have had any cultural impact.
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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RIP 2025

2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
King Leopold II of Belgium had a career, qualifications and achievements. Jamie here would say that makes King Leopold II of Belgium a "smart, dignified man".
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Facile article ✔️
Refusal to engage with criticism ✔️
Restricted replies ✔️

Congratulations to @duncanweldon.bsky.social for a Level Two Sherlock.
Glad the FT is asking the question. Even if I’m not convinced they found a compelling answer.
I get that Starmer & Reeves are unpopular, I really don’t understand the extent of the dislike.

www.ft.com/content/1995... ‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
Allies concede the prime minister and chancellor have made mistakes yet the level of disdain towards them is still striking
www.ft.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yes please also.
Speaking of if you’ve got any recommendations for people who used to devour books and now have fucked their brain and attention span they hardly read id love to hear them. If they’re also horrible or horny that’s a bonus
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Only if your have a very shallow mind, Duncan.
Mind bogglingly low.
December 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Joining everybody else in pointing out that there is absolutely nothing "mind boggling" about this. This is exactly what everybody predicted would happen when the Labour party lurched rightwards. Anybody surprised by this, or pretending to be surprised by this, is a moron.
Mind bogglingly low.
December 31, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I guess if you went all in on them, your choices now are to admit you were sold a lemon or pretend to be completely baffled about why they're so unpopular. I've yet to see any pundit choose the former. That's pride for you
Glad the FT is asking the question. Even if I’m not convinced they found a compelling answer.
I get that Starmer & Reeves are unpopular, I really don’t understand the extent of the dislike.

www.ft.com/content/1995... ‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
Allies concede the prime minister and chancellor have made mistakes yet the level of disdain towards them is still striking
www.ft.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Doctors With Just One Border doesn't have the same ring to ir, does it?
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Pms at these lads again
Just looked up what owls are native to Belgium and this isn't what I was picturing
December 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Showed them this
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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When they can’t hear you and you need to emphasise it *even* louder.
December 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don't know London at all, but i take it Primrose Hill is one of those no-go zones the papers are always banging on about?
So Primrose Hill is being closed off tomorrow night to stop people daring to crane their necks and watch some fireworks for free.
What a miserable, soulless, bleak, depressing country they are creating for us.
Fuck off.
December 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones

You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
In 2025, AI became pervasive in American life and the economy, with ChatGPT surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM