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Flying in skies of blue
"The War Between the Land and the Sea", more like the War Between the Poo and the Wee
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The royal family have been doing it forever
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dicks not out.

0/10 film.
First look at Tom Holland as Telemachus in Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️

(via Empire Magazine)
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Commands for Gamers
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"Officer it's not what it looks like; I was merely taking my dog for a walk when the buckle of my belt went causing my trousers to fall down. I was only trying to brush away a bee which had landed on my pants - I didn't even see the nude couple in the car."
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I was all for "Leeds Fest" until I found out it wasn't just a massive outdoor orgy. False advertising imo
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I've spent the last 3 years animating episode 1 of the Daleks' Master Plan for its 60th anniversary today! Yes, we had a slight technical hitch when I realised I'd uploaded the wrong version of the file, but we're good now!

And you might want to keep watching to the very end..

youtu.be/2--OWFrTXUI
Daleks' Master Plan - The Nightmare Begins Animation. Part 1
YouTube video by JanjyGiggins
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Superb looking place, which appears to have become wonkier since the old photo was taken. It's at Wotton-Under-Edge, Gloucestershire.
The Ancient Ram Inn said to be one of the most haunted locations in the UK. Built in the 12th century, it was originally used to house masons and workers constructing the nearby St. Mary's Church. It's sited on an ancient pagan burial ground at the intersection of two ley lines.

#phantomsfriday
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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🤔
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Going outside for long periods of time is always touch and go because I'm one of those bitches that needs very specific conditions in order to poop successfully.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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God forbid a man has hobbies.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Greased Lighting is what I call my 30MPH fucking machine
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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TGEU’s Trans Murder Monitoring 2025 reveals new trend in anti-trans violence: Systematic targeting of activists and movement leaders

docs.google.com/document/u/0...
Trans Murder Monitoring 2025 Press Release to share
Berlin, 12 November 2025 TGEU’s Trans Murder Monitoring 2025 reveals new trend in anti-trans violence: Systematic targeting of activists and movement leaders New global data from TGEU’s Trans Murder ...
docs.google.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Rain-bullied to mud, fields release sodden spectres. Winter ghosts resenting solid walls and hope of hearth. Old Hooklanders have a word for these shades - glumsucks. To be touched by one is to shiver to sickness, to have twilight's sorrows tattooed on your bones. – #DAKilroy, 1982 #Ghosts
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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In a tale recorded in James Bowker's 'Goblin Tales of Lancashire,' a young man named Giles became so infatuated with the phantom of a beautiful woman he encounters while crossing Fair Snape Fell late one night that his obsession with seeing her again led to a tragic end. #PhantomsFriday
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A romcom but the third act misunderstanding is replaced by a harrowing version of the Aristocrats joke.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I’ve had landlords complain, to my face, that due to “rising prices” they could only go on three holidays this year. Using MY MONEY.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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More like the WOKEomotion
Yous best be doing the locomotion with me
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Landlords have never experience the “cost of living crisis”. They are insulated from it by your salary.
You call him a parasite but you have no idea. He renovated the house with his father who later died. As a labour of love, he couldn't part with it and so rented it out at a reasonable rate which never increased in 7 years, despite a cost of living crisis.

I have never once defended bad landlords.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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The first landlord I had when I moved to London, whilst I was signing the papers to rent a flat from him, explained to me that it’s not worth buying one the luxury new builds just off Tottenham Court Road because they won’t double in value in 5 years. Cost of living crisis.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The landlords I had before my current one complained that, because of the cost of living crisis, they couldn’t retire at 45 like they had planned. Also they put my rent up by £450pcm between 2019 and 2024. You know. Covid times.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Remember: if you're trans and don't disclose before sexual acts, you could end up in prison and on the sex offenders list but if you abused girls along with Epstein, the King will still give you pocket money and a mansion.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Unpacking means finding my old art projects
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I’ve used the same single sheet of toilet paper my whole life
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Oh my God
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM