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Flying in skies of blue
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December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
LION2 WITCH2 WA2DROBE
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Actually Mr Tumnus has his cock and balls out all the time, but because it's so cold you can't see them." ~ C.S. Lewis
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Narnia but in a twist you have the lion and the witch come to WW2 era Britain and have no fucking clue what's going on.
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I should make little clay models of aliens and leave them in random places
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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whatsup youtube it's ya boi aslan here once again to give you that real truth shit
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Finally Mr Tumnus is going to show hole.
IMAX CEO Rich Gelfond says Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA’ film will be a “cultural event” that is “going to change the world”

“This is not your mother’s or your grandmother‘s Narnia”
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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you got precisely what you wanted. no refunds dickhead.
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Narnia cinematic universe
Narnia but the wardrobe has guns
Narnia but everyone says things like "he's right behind me isn't he"
IMAX CEO Rich Gelfond says Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA’ film will be a “cultural event” that is “going to change the world”

“This is not your mother’s or your grandmother‘s Narnia”
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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If you are a member of a union in this country you are a cuck. The fresh out of the student union briefcases your fees go to think about their future promotions in the industry while the party you pay for and helped shitehouse in undercuts you by providing desperate people as slave labour
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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(BALD)
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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1988: Superkings Toy Cars from Matchbox

(+Racing Car Transporter and Racing Car Transporter Matchbox)
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Star Ocean 3 was absolute fucking awful trash and I regret the 100 or so hours I put into it at the time, 20 odd years ago when my taste was even worse, but my patience was infinite.
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It's new video day!

And as it was my birthday yesterday, I'm looking at a couple of games I bought around my birthday in years gone by:

youtu.be/QmB3yYWjEh4
8/16/32bits Birthday Memories
YouTube video by 8/16/32bit
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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google punishes you for turning off AI by unleashing all spam notifications onto your inbox I hate this shit
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Can't believe RTD got away with the fish people running a train on DILF Mode Russel Tovey.
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If you're new to Hadley Freeman search 'from:hleehurley.com freeman' on here for an introduction
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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If you drink too much coffee your shit turns into piss
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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They're going to find it much harder to Cass their way to an adhd ban, but they're going to give it a go anyway.

Once again, overplaying their hand. Far more people with kids with adhd than with trans kids.

This will hopefully show more people who they really are
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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in a healthy society, DJs should not exist. “Wahh, I can’t deal with 30 seconds of silence between songs” grow up
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Doctor Who should really have partnered with Bad Dragon.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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What's this about shagging a fish
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM