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Flying in skies of blue
They actually just call it "Alruin" (like the Germans), but the other term is an older collolquial term for it, among others. scispace.com/pdf/in-searc...
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
English: Hmm..what shall we call this jaunty fellow? Hmmm... I know, "Mandrake."
German: Vas about "Alraune"?
English: Ooo yeah that's good.
Dutch: ..."Tiny Piss Thief".
German: Not this scheiße again.
English: Every fucking time, I swear.
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me as your bsky therapist
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is what Wes Streeting hangs on his bedroom door
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
HHHMMMMMMMM 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Celebrating Doctor Who day by posting cyberman hole
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is the only thing I know about the Wicked films
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Making scale models, but only of famous British dogging sites
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Celebrating Doctor Who day the same way I celebrate every day
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
What Germans call the place where the evil scientist who made that monster lives
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Thinking about that time the queen accidentally got caught in Prince Philip's ballbag
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
🎵CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT
MY ARM BLEEDING🎵
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Get to fuck, cunt
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Case in point:

I hate cruises.
I'm not a senior.
I'm not (physically) disabled.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Bentcho C'ha masso d'hak dey poo-doo-ka!
[I knew that eating that last frog would be a mistake!]
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
POV: You're that lady's arsehole filled to the brim with garmonbozia
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
YT: "P-please turn off your ad blocker! I-i-its against our terms of service!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Poor thing starved to death
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Remember when he more concerned about zoos being open than he was by schools?
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🚨 SHOCKING REVELATION ON DEATH OF LADY DIANA SPENCER! 🚨
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Called "Jacob's Ladder", but it is infact a harrowing examination of Jacob, and not at all about a ladder he owns 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM