Zo3
@phenakistoscopic.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
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Starmer should just throw out a total Hail Mary play tomorrow and make weed legal
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Starmer should just throw out a total Hail Mary play tomorrow and make weed legal
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A Labour MP remarks : pee pee poo poo suck on my painted red labour cock
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
A Labour MP remarks : pee pee poo poo suck on my painted red labour cock
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If Starmer goes I'll post hole
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
If Starmer goes I'll post hole
Gonna be real friends I’m not incredibly looking forward to hearing about Captain Rhinitis announcing the commencement of some turbofascist scheme and how it makes him resolute to “get on with the job” tomorrow
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Gonna be real friends I’m not incredibly looking forward to hearing about Captain Rhinitis announcing the commencement of some turbofascist scheme and how it makes him resolute to “get on with the job” tomorrow
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gonna be honest im judging a lot of cis ppl rn. i literally dont want to think about this shit at all but they enjoy it without a care in the world
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
gonna be honest im judging a lot of cis ppl rn. i literally dont want to think about this shit at all but they enjoy it without a care in the world
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i think ur bad ppl for thinking segregation is normal
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
i think ur bad ppl for thinking segregation is normal
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not going to be interested in the olympics until trans women are allowed to compete again. i dont need any further reminders of my social status
February 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
not going to be interested in the olympics until trans women are allowed to compete again. i dont need any further reminders of my social status
You know the Telegraph probably made this up but since Starmer and everyone else in Labour are utterly devoted to performing the bidding of fascist newspapers it’s gonna happen now
No problem. The sentence in question appears on a website page for the DT. I can't access the article as its paywalled
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
You know the Telegraph probably made this up but since Starmer and everyone else in Labour are utterly devoted to performing the bidding of fascist newspapers it’s gonna happen now
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When all these American millennial shitlibs are like 75 years old they’ll be going on about Harry Potter like an elder boomer reminisces fondly about the golliwog they had as a child and the family gathered round them will react with similar quiet revulsion
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
When all these American millennial shitlibs are like 75 years old they’ll be going on about Harry Potter like an elder boomer reminisces fondly about the golliwog they had as a child and the family gathered round them will react with similar quiet revulsion
I am going to get shouted at by so many 35 year old libs who don’t read lmao
So pick literary references that don’t keep her shitty franchise alive. Read another book.
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I am going to get shouted at by so many 35 year old libs who don’t read lmao
Jesus fuck Harry Potter really is the only cultural reference liberals can ever respond to isn’t it
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Jesus fuck Harry Potter really is the only cultural reference liberals can ever respond to isn’t it
I know what this is gonna be and it’s gonna be “how do you plan to deal with [bullshit buzzword soup akin to what you see from Labour reply guys on here]” and there’ll be a smarmy prepared PR response that amounts to absolutely nothing except Keir will stumble and stammer his way through it
Loyalists arranging "supportive questions", I'm told
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I know what this is gonna be and it’s gonna be “how do you plan to deal with [bullshit buzzword soup akin to what you see from Labour reply guys on here]” and there’ll be a smarmy prepared PR response that amounts to absolutely nothing except Keir will stumble and stammer his way through it
They should do decaffeinated Monster imo
February 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
They should do decaffeinated Monster imo
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He has completed his soul searching this w/e and has will be fighting the general election in 2029, and be delivering five new AI growth zones surrounding a youth centre in Rhyl.
Labour MPs have been told Starmer will address the PLP tomorrow - wasn't expected to be him
February 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
He has completed his soul searching this w/e and has will be fighting the general election in 2029, and be delivering five new AI growth zones surrounding a youth centre in Rhyl.
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the thing i'm waiting for with the ai romance novel lady is for another scammer to figure out that purely ai-generated material w no human authorship is generally not considered to be protected by copyright in the US rn, and saving themselves the 45 mins per book by reselling hers
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the thing i'm waiting for with the ai romance novel lady is for another scammer to figure out that purely ai-generated material w no human authorship is generally not considered to be protected by copyright in the US rn, and saving themselves the 45 mins per book by reselling hers
I’ve been making jokes about Yorp today but it does occur to me
Do they definitively actually have a leader that was voted on
Do they definitively actually have a leader that was voted on
February 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I’ve been making jokes about Yorp today but it does occur to me
Do they definitively actually have a leader that was voted on
Do they definitively actually have a leader that was voted on
Fair fuckin play to McSweeney tho, managing to milk an exaggerated BNP threat for this fuckin long
February 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Fair fuckin play to McSweeney tho, managing to milk an exaggerated BNP threat for this fuckin long
Regarding the latest announcement-by-Pippa-Crerar-briefing:
You just *know* that the flabby little cuckold was told that Morgan was gonna quit, was told he was going to let it happen, and quietly mumbled “yes sir Mr McSweeney” at the briefing
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Regarding the latest announcement-by-Pippa-Crerar-briefing:
Anyway Labour delenda est, nothing has changed, it is paedophiles and their underlings from top to bottom
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Anyway Labour delenda est, nothing has changed, it is paedophiles and their underlings from top to bottom
HANDS UP WHO’S THE TINIEST BIT SURPRISED HE’S STILL GOING TO BE TAKING ORDERS FROM MCSWEENEY
NEW: Hearing that Starmer is considering making Vidhya Alakeson and Jill Cuthbertson, Morgan McSweeney's deputies, his joint chiefs of staff.
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
HANDS UP WHO’S THE TINIEST BIT SURPRISED HE’S STILL GOING TO BE TAKING ORDERS FROM MCSWEENEY
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Of course the @lucympowell.bsky.social letter is yet another example of Labour looking at what Reform is doing (electoral fraud) and going “yoooo we gotta do one of those”
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Of course the @lucympowell.bsky.social letter is yet another example of Labour looking at what Reform is doing (electoral fraud) and going “yoooo we gotta do one of those”