Zo3
@phenakistoscopic.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
Pinned
When I was replacing the bedding in the chicken coop earlier one of the little monsters came in, made little grumbling sounds, then did a shit and left.
Best birds on the planet.
Best birds on the planet.
February 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
When I was replacing the bedding in the chicken coop earlier one of the little monsters came in, made little grumbling sounds, then did a shit and left.
Best birds on the planet.
Best birds on the planet.
And now that it’s being broached as a cONtRovErSIaL policy that will harm people, Labour are going to scramble to do it themselves as fast as possible. A stunning victory for Mumsnet’s husbands.
Trans people were the canary in the coal mine.
Labour gave tacit approval to ripping up the Equality Act by failing to uphold it or legislate for it when it was under attack from often dark money funded fascist lawfare.
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
Labour gave tacit approval to ripping up the Equality Act by failing to uphold it or legislate for it when it was under attack from often dark money funded fascist lawfare.
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
Reform plans to scrap up Equality Act – what it would mean for Britain
www.independent.co.uk
February 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
And now that it’s being broached as a cONtRovErSIaL policy that will harm people, Labour are going to scramble to do it themselves as fast as possible. A stunning victory for Mumsnet’s husbands.
Got the littler cat on my lap under a blanket but he is unfortunately a hyperactive little shitbag who claws at anything that moves on top of the blanket, like resting hands for example
February 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Got the littler cat on my lap under a blanket but he is unfortunately a hyperactive little shitbag who claws at anything that moves on top of the blanket, like resting hands for example
Boomers in left behind dumps like Cleveleys who do walk around in Trump hats, passing all the closed down tourist shops with AI logos
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Boomers in left behind dumps like Cleveleys who do walk around in Trump hats, passing all the closed down tourist shops with AI logos
Fucking lmao imagine ANY normal job where u demanded to be paid extra to actually do it, and then didn’t do it
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Fucking lmao imagine ANY normal job where u demanded to be paid extra to actually do it, and then didn’t do it
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Reform Century Britain is exactly where terfs deserve to live, this is what they wanted so so so badly
February 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Reform Century Britain is exactly where terfs deserve to live, this is what they wanted so so so badly
ASLEF: Hey babes how much extra will you pay us to drive the death camp trains
Reform have said they are going to get rid of the Equalities Act and the Human Rights Act. Obviously every single charity working with humans, every union, and every employer should object to such proposals.
February 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
ASLEF: Hey babes how much extra will you pay us to drive the death camp trains
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Ridiculous the Chinese have a made up animal in their zodiac.
For the last time:
HORSES 👏 AREN'T 👏REAL
For the last time:
HORSES 👏 AREN'T 👏REAL
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Ridiculous the Chinese have a made up animal in their zodiac.
For the last time:
HORSES 👏 AREN'T 👏REAL
For the last time:
HORSES 👏 AREN'T 👏REAL
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hope he married fay k taxey
John Banger Bussey
England and Wales, Census, 1901
England and Wales, Census, 1901
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
hope he married fay k taxey
Libs: *give cis gays their cutesy pretendy marriage that actually functions differently to het marriage so as not to upset the church in any way*
Cis gays: *entirely give up the struggle, condemn everyone else in the rainbow, accept pats from master*
Cis gays: *entirely give up the struggle, condemn everyone else in the rainbow, accept pats from master*
Btw the fact they’ve started using “LGBTQ” as a nasty euphemism for gay and not just trans now probably suggests that that blissful period where lib gays really believed the moneyed straights wanted to be their pals is over
February 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Libs: *give cis gays their cutesy pretendy marriage that actually functions differently to het marriage so as not to upset the church in any way*
Cis gays: *entirely give up the struggle, condemn everyone else in the rainbow, accept pats from master*
Cis gays: *entirely give up the struggle, condemn everyone else in the rainbow, accept pats from master*
Btw the fact they’ve started using “LGBTQ” as a nasty euphemism for gay and not just trans now probably suggests that that blissful period where lib gays really believed the moneyed straights wanted to be their pals is over
February 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Btw the fact they’ve started using “LGBTQ” as a nasty euphemism for gay and not just trans now probably suggests that that blissful period where lib gays really believed the moneyed straights wanted to be their pals is over
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your ex punched a hole in the plasterboard when he saw Reforms latest polling
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
your ex punched a hole in the plasterboard when he saw Reforms latest polling
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It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
Why would you only give your kids one pancake topping anyway? Give them loads. Just in case.
February 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
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Tonty shagging the grief away is something I have just read, so I'm afraid you also have to
February 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Tonty shagging the grief away is something I have just read, so I'm afraid you also have to
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look it's great they're celebrating this but... they couldn't name the group something else?
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 AM
look it's great they're celebrating this but... they couldn't name the group something else?
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I will say it is kind of weird how high profile transphobes who are Just Very Concerned About The Safety Of Children universally tend to have at most 2 degrees of separation from Jeffrey Epstein
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I will say it is kind of weird how high profile transphobes who are Just Very Concerned About The Safety Of Children universally tend to have at most 2 degrees of separation from Jeffrey Epstein
Gauging Labour Party morale by how low effort, uncoordinated and desperate the astroturf accounts are getting
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Gauging Labour Party morale by how low effort, uncoordinated and desperate the astroturf accounts are getting
Hey I hope people realise they should have been boycotting Eurovision the entire time they were hosting Israel, not just this year
I’m real glad you enjoyed your shit disco show for gay quislings and didn’t let a little genocide bother you until now
I’m real glad you enjoyed your shit disco show for gay quislings and didn’t let a little genocide bother you until now
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Hey I hope people realise they should have been boycotting Eurovision the entire time they were hosting Israel, not just this year
I’m real glad you enjoyed your shit disco show for gay quislings and didn’t let a little genocide bother you until now
I’m real glad you enjoyed your shit disco show for gay quislings and didn’t let a little genocide bother you until now
Fuckin
Two threads of language discourse this morning that I am at least partially responsible for
Two threads of language discourse this morning that I am at least partially responsible for
February 17, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Fuckin
Two threads of language discourse this morning that I am at least partially responsible for
Two threads of language discourse this morning that I am at least partially responsible for
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POLBETTING NEWS
the launch of HyperReform means that
a) Reform are now barely favourites for most seats at the next election
b) Greens are now 10/1
the launch of HyperReform means that
a) Reform are now barely favourites for most seats at the next election
b) Greens are now 10/1
February 17, 2026 at 10:12 AM
POLBETTING NEWS
the launch of HyperReform means that
a) Reform are now barely favourites for most seats at the next election
b) Greens are now 10/1
the launch of HyperReform means that
a) Reform are now barely favourites for most seats at the next election
b) Greens are now 10/1
I invite FBPEs to consider the possibility daddy does not in fact have a secret 5D chess plan and may just be there for the ride, bunging taxpayer money into tech corps until one of them gives him a job that involves doing nothing for the rest of his life
The UK government has quietly shelved a programme to build a frictionless post-Brexit trade border, after spending £110mn on a contract with Deloitte and IBM for the project, drawing criticism from trade and tax experts. ft.trib.al/pV6w1i1
February 17, 2026 at 10:03 AM
I invite FBPEs to consider the possibility daddy does not in fact have a secret 5D chess plan and may just be there for the ride, bunging taxpayer money into tech corps until one of them gives him a job that involves doing nothing for the rest of his life
It’s the “you fuck ONE goat” joke but for the fact Starmer never did anything nice for any community except island-jetting paedophiles
Quote posts are disabled, but look at this bollocks. If a person, by some divine gift, manages to defeat the law of averages and do the thing that alienates the maximum number of people at every turn, what would you expect the reporting to look like? It’s not some grand conspiracy, he’s abysmal
February 17, 2026 at 9:30 AM
It’s the “you fuck ONE goat” joke but for the fact Starmer never did anything nice for any community except island-jetting paedophiles
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Pancakes
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Pancakes
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake