Zo3
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Zo3
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This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
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February 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I swear to god if any of you dorks help rehabilitate Wes fucking Streeting because he’s set himself up to look like a smol bean sensitive boi
I’m getting really sick of Peston’s shit.

#TheGreatNoticing
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice.
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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People like to pretend ACAB only applies to the American police force but the German police told that gay football referee whose address was leaked he “wasn’t in immediate danger” and they’d do nothing to protect him and he was assaulted at his home within a week.

Yes All Cops. Everywhere.
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 AM
4AM is an excellent time to crash out imo
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
DAD CAME BACK WITH THE MILK
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YouTube video by Dankmus
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February 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Remember when Simpsons Road Rage came out and was like “what if Crazy Taxi was fun and not boring” and Sega got so angry they sued them
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Sonic isn’t even good btw, it is the ancestor of all “press button to continue cutscene” snorefests and I know little 8 year old you thought it was really cool when blue hedgehog man ran upside down through the loop in 3D but I think you need to give it another go through the lens of objectivity
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Btw the unfucked versions of Yakuza 0 etc are still on GOG FWIW
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Controversial opinion but if Sega didn’t have the reliable whale money of Sonic dipshits who scream and piss about arm colours coming in I feel they’d be significantly less willing to fuck around everywhere else

“Just let people enjoy things” is an absolute disaster for art
are you fucking joking right now

It's apparently not just this one substory, it's a bunch of substories, but this one more than most other substories gave Kiryu a significantly important amount of depth, growth, kindness, and positive masculinity characterization.

What the fuck is RGG doing?
If this is true, Yakuza Kiwami 3 is getting worse the more I hear about it. Seriously fuck you RGG for bending to the transphobes. This is beyond disappointing to hear.
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
“Hello I am your beloved cat. Allow me to wake you up at half past 3 in the morning by coming into the bedroom specifically to clean myself at a volume you wouldn’t have imagined possible with a mere tongue, and then leaving again.”
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Gonna need Palestine-focused accounts on here to do better than take Wes’ whitewashing via selective chat log submissions at face value

Gonna need you to not forward blatant propaganda about how a guy closer to Mandelson than Starmer is was quietly conscientious about Israel
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
His entire *life*, let alone career, is marked by his contempt for the little people. He’s a fucked up little psychopath bent on hurting the world back for his shitty parents.
It’s practically a work of art that he thinks we’re all that stupid.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Brigaded by the vile left again, simply for having a years long personal & professional relationship with Peter Mandelson 😮‍💨
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Hearing reports of a shortage of Jameson's whiskey in the Holborn/St Pancras area. More on this story, as I get it.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If u shout “god save the king/queen” u r actually subhuman, u have less agency or instinct than a dog
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Remember: their first scandal was about taking free tickets and designer gear, and their response was to tell everyone to fuck off, because they deserved all the free stuff. It didn’t occur to them to moderate their behaviour, because they’d always had free rein to behave as badly as they wanted.
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Keir starmer cum jar
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Every picture of Starmer either has loser energy or game over jumpscare energy
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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My private one-to-one chats with a horrific sex trafficker's chum are raising a lot of questions already answered by my private one-to-one chats with a horrific sex trafficker's chum
BREAKING: Wes Streeting publishes his private WhatsApp messages with Peter Mandelson in apparent attempt to draw a line under their friendship. They reveal:

:: He feared being “toast at the next election” in his Ilford North seat, adding: “There isn’t a clear answer to the question: why Labour?”.
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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*Nodding seriously*
Oh for sure. Yup. Checks out.
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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shout out to those 500 people in Ilford North who made sure Streeting could live out his dreams of covering up the increasing suicide rate of trans children
BREAKING: Wes Streeting publishes his private WhatsApp messages with Peter Mandelson in apparent attempt to draw a line under their friendship. They reveal:

:: He feared being “toast at the next election” in his Ilford North seat, adding: “There isn’t a clear answer to the question: why Labour?”.
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM