The Hayley and the Ivy🫀
@flawlessangel.bsky.social
im gonna stop being a troll on here ✌️❤️
cw talk about food a lot
if I've censored swear words that's because I'm using voice to text pls don't judge me
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cw talk about food a lot
if I've censored swear words that's because I'm using voice to text pls don't judge me
archers hate account
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mahmoud & his family have a new baby & need help & bluesky keep deleting their accounts, making their lives harder. conditions in gaza are still extremely difficult please have a look 💔
logging off for a bit because i cant bear the smug hypocrisy of people using a website that has been doing digital genocide of palestinian families for two years. alongside hundreds of thousands of children being killed irl and in which we know child rape is a systematic feature, anyway have fun
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 AM
logging off for a bit because i cant bear the smug hypocrisy of people using a website that has been doing digital genocide of palestinian families for two years. alongside hundreds of thousands of children being killed irl and in which we know child rape is a systematic feature, anyway have fun
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if you want Welsh Blues music, this is very good
First recording of the new year is me fucking about, as is my wont. No worries if not!
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New Year's Dai by Lee Harvey
New Year's Dai - E improvisation for the new year. #acoustic #blues #improv #improvised #improvisation
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January 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
if you want Welsh Blues music, this is very good
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my wife: "are you thinking about bluesky? you look like you just put down your phone and you're thinking about something you saw on bluesky" owned
November 5, 2023 at 6:36 PM
my wife: "are you thinking about bluesky? you look like you just put down your phone and you're thinking about something you saw on bluesky" owned
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
just had to unfollow someone for reposting victim blaming sexual harassment victims onto my feed. idc what you think of twitter its fucking disgusting and moreover if you think youre on a morally correct website yourself you clearly dont pay attention to anything
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
just had to unfollow someone for reposting victim blaming sexual harassment victims onto my feed. idc what you think of twitter its fucking disgusting and moreover if you think youre on a morally correct website yourself you clearly dont pay attention to anything
im also going to go as far as to say that until this starts to happen routinely this shit is going to get a lot worse. when i was using twitter a lot of the sexual harassment was from uk men with their whole faces out. they should be too scared to do that and its so fucked that they're not
i know i say 'these people should be dragged into the street and beaten' a lot but those men who are posting stuff like '@grok put her in a micro bikini' REALLY need to be dragged into the street and beaten & yesterday
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
im also going to go as far as to say that until this starts to happen routinely this shit is going to get a lot worse. when i was using twitter a lot of the sexual harassment was from uk men with their whole faces out. they should be too scared to do that and its so fucked that they're not
i know i say 'these people should be dragged into the street and beaten' a lot but those men who are posting stuff like '@grok put her in a micro bikini' REALLY need to be dragged into the street and beaten & yesterday
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
i know i say 'these people should be dragged into the street and beaten' a lot but those men who are posting stuff like '@grok put her in a micro bikini' REALLY need to be dragged into the street and beaten & yesterday
more beautiful things our friend made have a look!
OMFG the first copy of The Fool has already sold 😭 You can still order it, but since I make everything individually yours will look a little different in small details. I've just uploaded The Lovers.
peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4434...
peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4434...
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
more beautiful things our friend made have a look!
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we had mice three years ago. we caught them with humane traps. Sandal would sit out there with the trapped mice until we came to let them go down the street. he would just sit with them calmly.
to this day, he still sometimes goes in the kitchen and waits for them. i think he misses them.
to this day, he still sometimes goes in the kitchen and waits for them. i think he misses them.
January 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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unironically correct
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
unironically correct
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Donald Trump has died.
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Donald Trump has died.
video sharing platform cooperative when
My YouTube shorts got 662,000 views last year and the ad revenue from them was $140 lol
A couple of Youtubers I watch have done videos now about how their views are way down, and how Youtube is prioritizing short form, clickbait titles/thumbnails, and "videos that start in the midst of the action" and *my god* all I hate all three of these.
This is the opposite of what I like.
This is the opposite of what I like.
January 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
video sharing platform cooperative when
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In 2025 I got an art studio space, and was part of two exhibitions. There will be more to come in 2026. I hope to exhibit all my paintings focused on a single local oak tree, and big Jesus.
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In 2025 I got an art studio space, and was part of two exhibitions. There will be more to come in 2026. I hope to exhibit all my paintings focused on a single local oak tree, and big Jesus.
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
Still dining out on this tbf
Still dining out on this tbf
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
Still dining out on this tbf
Still dining out on this tbf
apologies this was fake news. just been told about the 'UK Labour party'
if there was a thriving children going hungry lobby to back him, things would have been very different for him, and that isnt his fault, so dont make fun
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
apologies this was fake news. just been told about the 'UK Labour party'
the school meals guy feels the same about stopping universal free school meals as tony blair does about ID cards or being a war criminal. he just hasnt made it big in life because there isnt a specific children going hungry industrial complex like for there is for surveillance or defence
January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
the school meals guy feels the same about stopping universal free school meals as tony blair does about ID cards or being a war criminal. he just hasnt made it big in life because there isnt a specific children going hungry industrial complex like for there is for surveillance or defence
for 10+ years
guy who volunteers to fight to the death in the war on child hunger, on the side of child hunger
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
for 10+ years
guy who volunteers to fight to the death in the war on child hunger, on the side of child hunger
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
guy who volunteers to fight to the death in the war on child hunger, on the side of child hunger
heroes ♥️♥️
[Edinburgh, UK] In the early hours of the 1st, Actionists smash up the Bruntons Aero Products factory in Musselburgh. Bruntons are linked to Leonardo who supplies materials used for genocide in Palestine.
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
heroes ♥️♥️
imagine this was your da
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
imagine this was your da
guy who thinks we should pay for a biometrics system to protect food from children but shouldnt pay for food for hungry children
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
guy who thinks we should pay for a biometrics system to protect food from children but shouldnt pay for food for hungry children
going to mute the child starving guy now. well he was already muted but i'll mute the conversation
January 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
going to mute the child starving guy now. well he was already muted but i'll mute the conversation
oh cool! child biometrics. that's ok then. & how much does that contract cost????
Go through the first bit again?
It doesn’t remove that much “faff”
Thanks to cashless systems like cards, wristbands & biometrics that don’t identify who pays & who doesn’t Stigma over FSM isn’t that much of an issue nowadays
It doesn’t remove that much “faff”
Thanks to cashless systems like cards, wristbands & biometrics that don’t identify who pays & who doesn’t Stigma over FSM isn’t that much of an issue nowadays
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
oh cool! child biometrics. that's ok then. & how much does that contract cost????
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the solution to the "male loneliness epidemic" is homoerotic cannibalism
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the solution to the "male loneliness epidemic" is homoerotic cannibalism
you have to do this to assert dominance
Putting the bins out to confuse the neighbours.
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
you have to do this to assert dominance