dave wagner
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two things make me happy and two things only: organized labor and surly cats
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dave wagner
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· Nov 13
it should be illegal to move your cat off-camera during a Zoom meeting
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I would get sworn in on a copy of the Lord of the Rings
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I would get sworn in on a copy of the Lord of the Rings
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This is true in a way I feel in my soul
if geralt from the witcher were a real guy, his favorite song would be "sultans of swing" by dire straits and there's not even a counterargument you can make here
January 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
This is true in a way I feel in my soul
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if geralt from the witcher were a real guy, his favorite song would be "sultans of swing" by dire straits and there's not even a counterargument you can make here
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
if geralt from the witcher were a real guy, his favorite song would be "sultans of swing" by dire straits and there's not even a counterargument you can make here
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the British displayed less hubris at the Battle of the Somme
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the British displayed less hubris at the Battle of the Somme
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
if geralt from the witcher were a real guy, his favorite song would be "sultans of swing" by dire straits and there's not even a counterargument you can make here
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
if geralt from the witcher were a real guy, his favorite song would be "sultans of swing" by dire straits and there's not even a counterargument you can make here
we had mice three years ago. we caught them with humane traps. Sandal would sit out there with the trapped mice until we came to let them go down the street. he would just sit with them calmly.
to this day, he still sometimes goes in the kitchen and waits for them. i think he misses them.
to this day, he still sometimes goes in the kitchen and waits for them. i think he misses them.
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
we had mice three years ago. we caught them with humane traps. Sandal would sit out there with the trapped mice until we came to let them go down the street. he would just sit with them calmly.
to this day, he still sometimes goes in the kitchen and waits for them. i think he misses them.
to this day, he still sometimes goes in the kitchen and waits for them. i think he misses them.
the British displayed less hubris at the Battle of the Somme
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the British displayed less hubris at the Battle of the Somme
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Sandal believes in you. Happy New Year!
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sandal believes in you. Happy New Year!
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We are so so so close!
We are incredibly close to hitting our goal for our matching donation fundraiser- can you help us cross the finish line?! donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We are so so so close!
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In 2026, be a Sandal not a cow cat
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In 2026, be a Sandal not a cow cat
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Who needs thumbs when you’re this ridiculously good looking?
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Who needs thumbs when you’re this ridiculously good looking?
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Everybody needs positive affirmations from chancleta
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Everybody needs positive affirmations from chancleta
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VIP PSA ✨️🧡
(public Sandal announcement)
(public Sandal announcement)
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
VIP PSA ✨️🧡
(public Sandal announcement)
(public Sandal announcement)
can you believe i was only able to adopt this magnificent creature because some fool who adopted her first SENT HER BACK?
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
can you believe i was only able to adopt this magnificent creature because some fool who adopted her first SENT HER BACK?
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No lie, I needed this.
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
No lie, I needed this.
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
new year's resolution: i will not watch any show that doesn't include a talking cat as an integral cast member. it is 2026, we can demand better than what they're giving us.
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
new year's resolution: i will not watch any show that doesn't include a talking cat as an integral cast member. it is 2026, we can demand better than what they're giving us.
for each like this post receives, i pledge to spend an additional ten (10) seconds of new year's eve dwelling on a poor life choice i have made
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
for each like this post receives, i pledge to spend an additional ten (10) seconds of new year's eve dwelling on a poor life choice i have made
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each holiday season, Chancleta hunts down people who have received new clothes, because he thinks it's funny to put holes in new clothes with his murder paws. a reverse yule cat
December 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
each holiday season, Chancleta hunts down people who have received new clothes, because he thinks it's funny to put holes in new clothes with his murder paws. a reverse yule cat
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
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babe wake up, new Krampus just dropped
each holiday season, Chancleta hunts down people who have received new clothes, because he thinks it's funny to put holes in new clothes with his murder paws. a reverse yule cat
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
babe wake up, new Krampus just dropped
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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People who can be depressed and anxious at the same time are the real multitaskers.
December 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
People who can be depressed and anxious at the same time are the real multitaskers.
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Ellie Update:
Holiday Hangover Edition!
So many presents 🎁 & toys, soooo little energy!
Minion fetch it for me! Extreme judgement offered.
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@devpetty.bsky.social
Holiday Hangover Edition!
So many presents 🎁 & toys, soooo little energy!
Minion fetch it for me! Extreme judgement offered.
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
@davewagner.bsky.social
@devpetty.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ellie Update:
Holiday Hangover Edition!
So many presents 🎁 & toys, soooo little energy!
Minion fetch it for me! Extreme judgement offered.
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
@davewagner.bsky.social
@devpetty.bsky.social
Holiday Hangover Edition!
So many presents 🎁 & toys, soooo little energy!
Minion fetch it for me! Extreme judgement offered.
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
@davewagner.bsky.social
@devpetty.bsky.social