dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
two things make me happy and two things only: leftist policy and surly cats
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dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
· Nov 13
it should be illegal to move your cat off-camera during a Zoom meeting
an absolute tank of a cat. nothing short of an enriched uranium shell could knock this solid boy over
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
an absolute tank of a cat. nothing short of an enriched uranium shell could knock this solid boy over
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freya is ready for a vacation, she's been burning the candle at both ends
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
freya is ready for a vacation, she's been burning the candle at both ends
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I think it should be considered legitimate for an American to have politics to the left of Richard Nixon
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I think it should be considered legitimate for an American to have politics to the left of Richard Nixon
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
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Democratic leadership:
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Democratic leadership:
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
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freya is ready for a vacation, she's been burning the candle at both ends
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
freya is ready for a vacation, she's been burning the candle at both ends
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
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he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
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This cat was definitely Homecoming King.
he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This cat was definitely Homecoming King.
he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
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Think every senior deserves to be spoiled in their golden years? Meet Pork Chop!
She seems like a grump at first glance, but this sweet granny has a heart full of love.
Abandoned at 16, she's spent a month+ at the shelter hoping a foster will take her home to enjoy the retirement she deserves 🧵
She seems like a grump at first glance, but this sweet granny has a heart full of love.
Abandoned at 16, she's spent a month+ at the shelter hoping a foster will take her home to enjoy the retirement she deserves 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Think every senior deserves to be spoiled in their golden years? Meet Pork Chop!
She seems like a grump at first glance, but this sweet granny has a heart full of love.
Abandoned at 16, she's spent a month+ at the shelter hoping a foster will take her home to enjoy the retirement she deserves 🧵
She seems like a grump at first glance, but this sweet granny has a heart full of love.
Abandoned at 16, she's spent a month+ at the shelter hoping a foster will take her home to enjoy the retirement she deserves 🧵
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I will henceforth only respect TV journalists who, after getting a typical response from a politician, follow up with:
"Cool. That's not what I asked you tho."
"Cool. That's not what I asked you tho."
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I will henceforth only respect TV journalists who, after getting a typical response from a politician, follow up with:
"Cool. That's not what I asked you tho."
"Cool. That's not what I asked you tho."
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Six years from now they’ll have finished with the next five minutes
Watch the First Five Minutes of 'Stranger Things' Season 5 Right Now
Watch the First Five Minutes of 'Stranger Things' Season 5 Right Now
Witness a de-aged Will run from a tree-climbing Demogorgon ahead of the final season of 'Stranger Things' this November on Netflix.
gizmodo.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Six years from now they’ll have finished with the next five minutes
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I'm just imagining being at a Korean BBQ restaurant, and next to me is a giant orange cat sitting ON the table, being served, and everyone's acting like it's normal.
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm just imagining being at a Korean BBQ restaurant, and next to me is a giant orange cat sitting ON the table, being served, and everyone's acting like it's normal.
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He's a man on a mission.
he's going to a Korean bbq tomorrow and no one can stop him
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
He's a man on a mission.
he's going to a Korean bbq tomorrow and no one can stop him
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
he's going to a Korean bbq tomorrow and no one can stop him
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he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.
he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.
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This queen is at the Alameda Animal Shelter. Ellie needs a soft spot to land.
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This queen is at the Alameda Animal Shelter. Ellie needs a soft spot to land.
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
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people in real life: hey man how’s it going?
y’all:
y’all:
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
people in real life: hey man how’s it going?
y’all:
y’all:
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Day 79 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Day 79 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo