dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
two things make me happy and two things only: organized labor and surly cats
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dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
· Nov 13
it should be illegal to move your cat off-camera during a Zoom meeting
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there should be an app that just gives me money
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
there should be an app that just gives me money
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what if water was, like, crunchy?
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
what if water was, like, crunchy?
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you're looking at her like she's doing something weird. she's not. this is a normal way to sit for a cat.
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
you're looking at her like she's doing something weird. she's not. this is a normal way to sit for a cat.
there should be an app that just gives me money
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
there should be an app that just gives me money
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what if water was, like, crunchy?
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
what if water was, like, crunchy?
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We have so many perfect little friends waiting to be your Valentine! Whether you want a playful companion, a constant lap warmer, or a refined kitty who’ll still keep you in the friend-zone, we have so many worthy cats waiting for their happy ever after. Elkton, MD
www.petfinder.com/member/us/md...
www.petfinder.com/member/us/md...
February 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
We have so many perfect little friends waiting to be your Valentine! Whether you want a playful companion, a constant lap warmer, or a refined kitty who’ll still keep you in the friend-zone, we have so many worthy cats waiting for their happy ever after. Elkton, MD
www.petfinder.com/member/us/md...
www.petfinder.com/member/us/md...
you're looking at her like she's doing something weird. she's not. this is a normal way to sit for a cat.
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
you're looking at her like she's doing something weird. she's not. this is a normal way to sit for a cat.
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Happy Valentines Day from Cheese Wife
!["Opinionated Much?" Podcast
@MiCocina_TexMex My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.
[photo of this loser’s extremely suburban Dallas wife pouting in front of a table with a huge spread of tex-mex fajitas]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qirafn4ixijht46fh2mvtwid/bafkreibrjvoaryqjdu5rgswgle6rwtxedyimnxw75bfu2ldhmzymowkod4@jpeg)
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Happy Valentines Day from Cheese Wife
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can we spread the word about this lovely pig sanctuary!!!! repost and donate, sooner a pig, or buy some merch if you can! pretty please 🐷🐽🐖🚨🚨🚨❤️❤️❤️❤️
pigginsandbanks.org/donate/
pigginsandbanks.org/donate/
Donate to Help Save Pigs – Piggins and Banks Pig Sanctuary
As a 501(c)(3) non profit, your donations are tax deductible! Help us care for the pigs at our nonprofit sanctuary through a variety of donation options.
pigginsandbanks.org
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
can we spread the word about this lovely pig sanctuary!!!! repost and donate, sooner a pig, or buy some merch if you can! pretty please 🐷🐽🐖🚨🚨🚨❤️❤️❤️❤️
pigginsandbanks.org/donate/
pigginsandbanks.org/donate/
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K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
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Incredible
Have a kitty. This big handsome guy is Goldie. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Kitty Revolution. You can learn more about him here: new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
February 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Incredible
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freya would be in congress today if not for her controversial insistence on changing the national anthem to "The Boys" by Girls Generation
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
freya would be in congress today if not for her controversial insistence on changing the national anthem to "The Boys" by Girls Generation
it's dangerous to go alone! take this
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
it's dangerous to go alone! take this
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adhd is so silly sometimes, like why am I procrastinating playing a video game I want to play lol
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
adhd is so silly sometimes, like why am I procrastinating playing a video game I want to play lol
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found the cure for the Male Loneliness Epidemic; it's "stop being a hateful piece of shit"
your welcome, America!
your welcome, America!
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
found the cure for the Male Loneliness Epidemic; it's "stop being a hateful piece of shit"
your welcome, America!
your welcome, America!
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Bluesky is that special place where someone will take time out from serialposting about how ICE can never defeat one mid sized midwesern city to post about how ICE is going to commandeer every voting booth in the US and all is lost
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Bluesky is that special place where someone will take time out from serialposting about how ICE can never defeat one mid sized midwesern city to post about how ICE is going to commandeer every voting booth in the US and all is lost
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Jeff Bezos, one of the richest people on Earth, just eliminated hundreds of union jobs at the Washington Post.
Solidarity with @postguild.bsky.social. Join them tomorrow, February 5 at 12:00 p.m. for a rally to #SaveThePost.
Solidarity with @postguild.bsky.social. Join them tomorrow, February 5 at 12:00 p.m. for a rally to #SaveThePost.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Jeff Bezos, one of the richest people on Earth, just eliminated hundreds of union jobs at the Washington Post.
Solidarity with @postguild.bsky.social. Join them tomorrow, February 5 at 12:00 p.m. for a rally to #SaveThePost.
Solidarity with @postguild.bsky.social. Join them tomorrow, February 5 at 12:00 p.m. for a rally to #SaveThePost.
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Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
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Ellie Update:
Unbothered by this absolute CHONK of a squirrel crunching the camellias just off my viewing deck...
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@devpetty.bsky.social
@davewagner.bsky.social
Unbothered by this absolute CHONK of a squirrel crunching the camellias just off my viewing deck...
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
@devpetty.bsky.social
@davewagner.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Ellie Update:
Unbothered by this absolute CHONK of a squirrel crunching the camellias just off my viewing deck...
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
@devpetty.bsky.social
@davewagner.bsky.social
Unbothered by this absolute CHONK of a squirrel crunching the camellias just off my viewing deck...
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
@devpetty.bsky.social
@davewagner.bsky.social
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Enjoying how the demand is evolving from 'abolish ICE' to 'abolish and prosecute ICE'
that's the spirit folks, keep pushing 🙌
that's the spirit folks, keep pushing 🙌
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Enjoying how the demand is evolving from 'abolish ICE' to 'abolish and prosecute ICE'
that's the spirit folks, keep pushing 🙌
that's the spirit folks, keep pushing 🙌
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Is the study a dictionary?
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Is the study a dictionary?