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dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
two things make me happy and two things only: leftist policy and surly cats

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an absolute tank of a cat. nothing short of an enriched uranium shell could knock this solid boy over
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
freya is ready for a vacation, she's been burning the candle at both ends
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
he's going to a Korean bbq tomorrow and no one can stop him
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
he appreciates the support, but Chancleta cannot be mayor of New York, governor of Virginia and New Jersey, and comprise the entire Pennsylvania Supreme Court, even though he will almost surely win all of those races. he's very busy and already works a full day.
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
we don't yet know what will happen in tomorrow's elections. some will win. others will lose. but freya decided the hollow under a basket's handle is in fact a cat leg holder, and that makes her the real winner in my book
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
time can't, like, change maaan
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
if no one will give him a chickpea, he's just gonna go back to his house by himself and sulk and probably never come back. and you will have to live with knowing YOU caused this.

think about that as you eat your precious chickpeas.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
on halloween, if a strange cat comes to your door and then passes out on your stuff while looking like a drunk old man, you have to keep the cat. also this applies to all other nights
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
on National Cat Day, i am presenting you with a cat.

if you haven't seen a cat before, this is what they look like. granted, details often vary. but the head, legs, fur, triangle ears -- the core structure -- tends to be consistent.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
friends i fear it is over for me, the beast has awoken
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
horror movies are not scary to cats. Sandal has seen hundreds and is not impressed.

horror movies made for cats would basically just be those youtube videos of a bunch of birds having a nice time outside and living their lives. cats would be rioting in the theater over those
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
BREAKING: chancleta loves fish
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
October 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
in place of a king, you would have a queen! dark, but also beautiful and terrible as the dawn! treacherous as the sea! short of legs and close to the foundations of the earth! all shall love her, and despair!
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
no kings but chancleta
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
do it. pet him. do not be afraid. he has only good intentions. he is a cat, with fur. why not pet him? this is an easy decision. stop overthinking this
October 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
he just learned what a pig is and he is intrigued. he thought they were merely myth and legend, rather than a creature a cat could meet
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
cats are facing a housing crisis. cat homes are in such short supply that many cats live in houses like this, which can fit only one cat and no possessions or furniture
October 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
he won the nobel peace prize for keeping a cowcat away from his sister, try again next year everybody else
October 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
obviously this is an empty box but it's giving me the weirdest feeling, like it is somehow surveilling me
October 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM