Krista D. Ball: Canada's Grumpy Potato
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Krista D. Ball: Canada's Grumpy Potato
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Krista D. Ball is an award winning Canadian author who hasn't met a potato she didn't like.

Krista's motto: don't let the randos steal your joy. She posts on reddit: she's been called worse by better than you.

kristadball.com for books, contact, etc.
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"Men made me very angry." - Goodreads

Read my historical fantasy - an exploration of grief, guilt, and one woman's search for internal peace. Also ghosts.

Complete series.

AMI books2read.com/u/bwqara
AGR books2read.com/u/mZKZzB
SoW books2read.com/u/38V7Ma
ALC books2read.com/u/mKXvDV
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Everybody shut up about hockey. Women's curling is on.
February 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Perhaps, in the interest of national unity, you would leave the house for another couple of hours?
February 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
TO BE FAIR, what else is Poilievre supposed to say?

"Yeah, well, makes sense honestly. I'd cross if I could 🤷‍♀️"

There's really nothing else he can say.
Poilievre: "Mark Carney is trying to seize a costly Liberal majority gov't that Canadians voted against in the last election through dirty backroom deals.
Matt Jeneroux has betrayed the people of Edmonton Riverbend who voted for affordable food and homes, safe streets, and a strong resource sector."
February 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Ah, this has the alt text for Jeneroux's statement.
Statement from Jeneroux, who last year said he was leaving politics after name surfaced as potential floor-crosser. Family convos “led me to reflect on the gravity of the moment that our country is living through — which our Prime Minister addressed head on in his speech at Davos.”
February 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I left the house for two hours and an Alberta conservative crossed the floor, this is why I try to never be offline omg
Me: IS KRISTA HOME YET???
Me: Oh, good.
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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👀 Edmonton Riverbend MP Matt Jeneroux’s statement about his crossing the floor to the Liberals.
February 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
BABE WAKE UP FLOOR CROSSING
February 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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His name is Nazgul! A gate-crashing dog steals the show at the Olympics : NPR share.google/W47oFZJk3So6...
Surprise 4-legged Olympic competitor wows cross-country fans
Nazgul sprints on the course at a cross-country ski race, crossing the finish line in an unsanctioned quest for glory.
share.google
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras.

This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.
Ramadan Mubarak!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Laissez bon temps rouler!

Hodesh Adar tov!

Y'ALL

February 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Dear @trickweekes.bsky.social & @karinww.bsky.social

Your part of Deadmonton is lovely, except at 6:30am while I'm stuck waiting in a parking lot while someone has medical tests, and I can't find an open Starbucks. I'd like to speak to the neighbourhood manager please 😭
February 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Anyway, I made the mistake to post anything remotely medical related yesterday and that was, as ever, my mistake so I deleted it.

Big day today, as I have to start the "scrub the house top to bottom for weekend company" 💣
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Hey who wants to come over and make huge candles? Bring wax.
February 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Heading offline for a few days because I have so much work to do, so updated the blog to say as much. www.skyladawncameron.com/2026/02/were...
February 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Just a hint of magic - look at those flames hiding in the shadows:

oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4458...

#Handmade #ShopSmall
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Edmonton folks - anyone been on the whitemud or Hendey today? I need to drive at an ungodly hour tomorrow morning, and it's the same time for both (whitemud- gateway, or Hendey-gateway).

Which is less likely to kill me? 😭
February 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Eat It or The Saga Begins. I'll accept either.

Amish Paradise honourable mention.
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The Internet is out so I guess I'm going to turn off my phone and get some work done or stare at the walls
February 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
TEN MINUTES LEFT OMG
The Fascination campaign has passed $4500, so here are the guinea pigs, adventuring over the garden wall to check out the fantastical and creepy stories from Fascination.

Help them on their adventure: www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyc...
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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This is a big moment! I never imagined I'd release a game that would be out on consoles, but here we are.

I'd appreciate a little love and re-skeets if you're willing -- Vampire Therapist has changed my life but it's a tough sell of a game sometimes, therapy being a scary thing for many!
🩸Vampire Therapist🩸 is officially available for Nintendo and Playstation consoles, with Xbox following on March 5.

It's the cure for 2026 you never knew you needed! Please spread the word! 🦇

Links below.
February 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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I once again apologise to anyone who followed me for professional reasons
October 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
😭
Hitting the discover page, a short story:
February 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
45 minutes left and she's just $55 shy of all backers getting another short story included!
The Fascination campaign has passed $4500, so here are the guinea pigs, adventuring over the garden wall to check out the fantastical and creepy stories from Fascination.

Help them on their adventure: www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyc...
February 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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For reasons I will not get into, I had a personal goal for this I wanted to see it reach, and $29 CAD would do it--tell your friends about this great antho and the guinea pig photos I cyberbullied Margaret into providing! Just over an hour left!
The Fascination campaign has passed $4500, so here are the guinea pigs, adventuring over the garden wall to check out the fantastical and creepy stories from Fascination.

Help them on their adventure: www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyc...
February 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Just 102 minutes left!
The Fascination campaign has passed $4500, so here are the guinea pigs, adventuring over the garden wall to check out the fantastical and creepy stories from Fascination.

Help them on their adventure: www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyc...
February 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM