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I for one would like to commend our Commerce Secretary for knowing how many children he has, being able to count that high, and correctly verifying that he indeed had that many children after he left Pedophile Island.
Kudos also to his support team of wife and multiple nannies.
Kudos also to his support team of wife and multiple nannies.
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I for one would like to commend our Commerce Secretary for knowing how many children he has, being able to count that high, and correctly verifying that he indeed had that many children after he left Pedophile Island.
Kudos also to his support team of wife and multiple nannies.
Kudos also to his support team of wife and multiple nannies.
To be fair to Elon's unique understanding of space—we're talking about a guy who figured out in record time that the Moon is closer to us than Mars—I think if he did build ONE thing on the Moon, it'd be an outdoor toilet.
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
To be fair to Elon's unique understanding of space—we're talking about a guy who figured out in record time that the Moon is closer to us than Mars—I think if he did build ONE thing on the Moon, it'd be an outdoor toilet.
I don't know what's happening here but I assume he burned his timeouts on defense?
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I don't know what's happening here but I assume he burned his timeouts on defense?
You're forgetting the core tenet of leftist politics: nobody to the left of me is to the left of me.
To my right? Rapacious greedheads. To my other right? Deluded puppets and useful idiots.
Only I exist on the razor's edge of ideological perfection. Now, about my request for a zoning variance…
To my right? Rapacious greedheads. To my other right? Deluded puppets and useful idiots.
Only I exist on the razor's edge of ideological perfection. Now, about my request for a zoning variance…
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
You're forgetting the core tenet of leftist politics: nobody to the left of me is to the left of me.
To my right? Rapacious greedheads. To my other right? Deluded puppets and useful idiots.
Only I exist on the razor's edge of ideological perfection. Now, about my request for a zoning variance…
To my right? Rapacious greedheads. To my other right? Deluded puppets and useful idiots.
Only I exist on the razor's edge of ideological perfection. Now, about my request for a zoning variance…
why you little—MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
why you little—MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT
I'm sure it's just a routine immigration stop and he'll be released after three or four years in unreviewable detention. The DRC has the right to sovereignty over its borders, after all!
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I'm sure it's just a routine immigration stop and he'll be released after three or four years in unreviewable detention. The DRC has the right to sovereignty over its borders, after all!
Nah. "Homophobes are closet cases" is junk-drawer pop psychology. He doesn't have some weird inward-focused hatred he can't bring himself to acknowledge, he has out-and-proud hatred for gay people because they're gay people and he's a homophobe. Simple as that.
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Nah. "Homophobes are closet cases" is junk-drawer pop psychology. He doesn't have some weird inward-focused hatred he can't bring himself to acknowledge, he has out-and-proud hatred for gay people because they're gay people and he's a homophobe. Simple as that.
heyooooooo
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
heyooooooo
A PRUDE: How distasteful, fornicating like that in a place not ordained for the act of love
ME, a kink-friendly person: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THAT IS A GARGANTUAN WASTE OF WINE YOU HORRID SLUTS
ME, a kink-friendly person: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THAT IS A GARGANTUAN WASTE OF WINE YOU HORRID SLUTS
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
A PRUDE: How distasteful, fornicating like that in a place not ordained for the act of love
ME, a kink-friendly person: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THAT IS A GARGANTUAN WASTE OF WINE YOU HORRID SLUTS
ME, a kink-friendly person: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THAT IS A GARGANTUAN WASTE OF WINE YOU HORRID SLUTS
S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! WRITES!
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! WRITES!
oooh, I wish he were MY Uncle Van—wait
February 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
oooh, I wish he were MY Uncle Van—wait
I don't know what this is but I do know it makes me feel argumentative
February 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I don't know what this is but I do know it makes me feel argumentative
There must be some exact shodō equivalent of Comic Sans and if this isn't it, I want to see it.
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
There must be some exact shodō equivalent of Comic Sans and if this isn't it, I want to see it.
everyone's a LITTLE biathlon
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
everyone's a LITTLE biathlon
The answer is probably that no two adults would agree on exactly WHICH hyperspecific anime they wanted to see.
"Sakamichi no Apollon?! I asked for Shingeki no Kyojin! YOU SUCK DR. PATTERSON"
"Sakamichi no Apollon?! I asked for Shingeki no Kyojin! YOU SUCK DR. PATTERSON"
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The answer is probably that no two adults would agree on exactly WHICH hyperspecific anime they wanted to see.
"Sakamichi no Apollon?! I asked for Shingeki no Kyojin! YOU SUCK DR. PATTERSON"
"Sakamichi no Apollon?! I asked for Shingeki no Kyojin! YOU SUCK DR. PATTERSON"
CHOTINER: You're here every night.
WALDORF: That's right! We never miss it!
STATLER: How can we if it won't go away?
[both laugh]
C: But if you hate the show so much…
S: It passes the time until the titty bars open up.
C: The titty bars.
W: The ones we're not banned from yet, anyway.
WALDORF: That's right! We never miss it!
STATLER: How can we if it won't go away?
[both laugh]
C: But if you hate the show so much…
S: It passes the time until the titty bars open up.
C: The titty bars.
W: The ones we're not banned from yet, anyway.
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
CHOTINER: You're here every night.
WALDORF: That's right! We never miss it!
STATLER: How can we if it won't go away?
[both laugh]
C: But if you hate the show so much…
S: It passes the time until the titty bars open up.
C: The titty bars.
W: The ones we're not banned from yet, anyway.
WALDORF: That's right! We never miss it!
STATLER: How can we if it won't go away?
[both laugh]
C: But if you hate the show so much…
S: It passes the time until the titty bars open up.
C: The titty bars.
W: The ones we're not banned from yet, anyway.
damn, when you've lost [checks notes] Hakeem Jeffries
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
damn, when you've lost [checks notes] Hakeem Jeffries
I always knew the day would come when my self-loathing over not being politically active enough would overlap with my pee anxiety
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I always knew the day would come when my self-loathing over not being politically active enough would overlap with my pee anxiety
Because if he's stupid and had all his money in Bitcoin he's still worth $3B, which I'm pretty sure is "plane money," and if he's not stupid then Yahoo Finance should probably be asking why he wanted to be making this headline today.
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Because if he's stupid and had all his money in Bitcoin he's still worth $3B, which I'm pretty sure is "plane money," and if he's not stupid then Yahoo Finance should probably be asking why he wanted to be making this headline today.
Selling a jet you don't need or taking a write-off I get, but otherwise this makes no sense. The most volatile financial instrument in existence dips and you need to sell your luxury goods to… what? Make rent? Pay the gas bill? Didn't you have your $5B invested in lots of things, or are you stupid?
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Selling a jet you don't need or taking a write-off I get, but otherwise this makes no sense. The most volatile financial instrument in existence dips and you need to sell your luxury goods to… what? Make rent? Pay the gas bill? Didn't you have your $5B invested in lots of things, or are you stupid?
Iron Cross and Wine
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Iron Cross and Wine
Correction, his second wife, not his ex-wife.
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Correction, his second wife, not his ex-wife.
There's no reason to doubt his ex-wife's account of him contracting HIV through a blood transfusion.
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
There's no reason to doubt his ex-wife's account of him contracting HIV through a blood transfusion.
ooooh now I'm hungry for sordid pancakes
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
ooooh now I'm hungry for sordid pancakes
She's so good in this you forget that, from her character's perspective, Picard is an emotionally deranged alien who abducted her onto a ship in the process of being destroyed.
The fact that you're not screaming GIRL, DO NOT ENGAGE at her the whole time is a testament to her skill.
The fact that you're not screaming GIRL, DO NOT ENGAGE at her the whole time is a testament to her skill.
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
She's so good in this you forget that, from her character's perspective, Picard is an emotionally deranged alien who abducted her onto a ship in the process of being destroyed.
The fact that you're not screaming GIRL, DO NOT ENGAGE at her the whole time is a testament to her skill.
The fact that you're not screaming GIRL, DO NOT ENGAGE at her the whole time is a testament to her skill.