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Was also @PrototypeCube on the twitter, hit metal with hammers, but littler hammers than you're thinking.
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claims no ideology, only short term reactionism, by choice. starmer really is god's perfect centrist
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
claims no ideology, only short term reactionism, by choice. starmer really is god's perfect centrist
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terry scott only agreed to appear in this ad after finding out the products were classed as "white goods"
Just doing some Christmas present research.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
terry scott only agreed to appear in this ad after finding out the products were classed as "white goods"
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'What's the new evidence'?
'Keir Starmer's popularity polls'
'Keir Starmer's popularity polls'
BREAKING: The Labour Government will reconsider its block on compensation for Waspi women
Pensions Secretary Pat McFadden has told the Commons the U-turn comes after 'evidence' which had not been considered in the initial decision
Pensions Secretary Pat McFadden has told the Commons the U-turn comes after 'evidence' which had not been considered in the initial decision
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
'What's the new evidence'?
'Keir Starmer's popularity polls'
'Keir Starmer's popularity polls'
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who else remembers this classic james bond one-liner!!
March 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
who else remembers this classic james bond one-liner!!
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Pretty remarkable that it falls to *William fucking Hague* to explain the most basic reality of a decade of escalating wingnuttery right across the board, but here we are
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pretty remarkable that it falls to *William fucking Hague* to explain the most basic reality of a decade of escalating wingnuttery right across the board, but here we are
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M: Goldfinger is in our sights. Take the shot!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
M: Goldfinger is in our sights. Take the shot!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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the real struggle they’re having making a new James Bond is finding a script that makes the country of England worthy of respect & saving
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
the real struggle they’re having making a new James Bond is finding a script that makes the country of England worthy of respect & saving
damn, can't believe they put george lucas in powerwash simulator 2
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
damn, can't believe they put george lucas in powerwash simulator 2
madder than anybody has ever been about anything. so mad it transcends the crylaugh emoji
Also just saw this collection of outbursts, he's soooooo mad.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
madder than anybody has ever been about anything. so mad it transcends the crylaugh emoji
even if [furious airquotes] "AI" worked, which, i stress, it fucking doesn't, this would be like opening a stuck jar with a shaped charge
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
Artificial intelligence chatbots could be used to stop prisoners from being mistakenly released from jail, a justice minister told the House of Lords on Monday.
Lord Timpson said HMP Wandsworth had been given the “green light” to use artificial intelligence (AI) after a specialised team was sent in to find “some quick fixes”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
even if [furious airquotes] "AI" worked, which, i stress, it fucking doesn't, this would be like opening a stuck jar with a shaped charge
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Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.
absolutely the first thing i thought of as well, running entirely different footage of the prime minister cause he turned up to the war memorial pissed out of his tree, fine! two connected sentences from the US president with the rambling in the middle edited out? brandy and revolver time
BBC apologises for using wrong Remembrance Sunday clip - BBC News share.google/fT2f6RI1c0s0...
6 years ago!
6 years ago!
BBC apologises for using wrong Remembrance Sunday clip - BBC News
BBC says a production mistake led to BBC Breakfast showing footage of Boris Johnson laying a wreath in 2016.
share.google
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
absolutely the first thing i thought of as well, running entirely different footage of the prime minister cause he turned up to the war memorial pissed out of his tree, fine! two connected sentences from the US president with the rambling in the middle edited out? brandy and revolver time
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lol fuck off Tim davie
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
lol fuck off Tim davie
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Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
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He’s so utterly befuddled because the act of simply understanding another person must seem like some impossible magic power to Elon
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He’s so utterly befuddled because the act of simply understanding another person must seem like some impossible magic power to Elon
just close enough to be disconcerting
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
just close enough to be disconcerting
anyway, pluribus is a bit fucking good and no mistake
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
anyway, pluribus is a bit fucking good and no mistake
watched the new series of slow horses and i genuinely worry for christopher chung because i don't know how you play such a relentless fucking helmet as roddy ho without it leaving some sort of mark on you. christ
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
watched the new series of slow horses and i genuinely worry for christopher chung because i don't know how you play such a relentless fucking helmet as roddy ho without it leaving some sort of mark on you. christ
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Funko is dying
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Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Funko is dying
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the world's first and only recorded instance of resting "i have just spectacularly shit myself" face
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the world's first and only recorded instance of resting "i have just spectacularly shit myself" face
am i doing it right
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
am i doing it right