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absolutely the sort of idea that should be born, live and then die entirely on your sofa while you're high as a kite with your pals
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
absolutely the sort of idea that should be born, live and then die entirely on your sofa while you're high as a kite with your pals
so preoccupied with whether or not you could that you never thought about whether or not you should, etc
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
so preoccupied with whether or not you could that you never thought about whether or not you should, etc
like usually this sort of shit on a wednesday is prefixed by "prime minister caught up to the nuts in a jar of mayonnaise" headlines on the tuesday and there just doesn't seem to have been a discrete triggering event for this
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
like usually this sort of shit on a wednesday is prefixed by "prime minister caught up to the nuts in a jar of mayonnaise" headlines on the tuesday and there just doesn't seem to have been a discrete triggering event for this
I, like many others so I do not claim to be a genius or anything (probably the opposite), said even before the election that starmer and the rest of the shower saw getting the keys to no. 10 as the finish line not the start line
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I, like many others so I do not claim to be a genius or anything (probably the opposite), said even before the election that starmer and the rest of the shower saw getting the keys to no. 10 as the finish line not the start line
yeah, i been rolling it around in my head all week and i'm loving it but it's probably the show the most in danger of the "the more you see the less interesting it gets" problem i think i ever saw
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
yeah, i been rolling it around in my head all week and i'm loving it but it's probably the show the most in danger of the "the more you see the less interesting it gets" problem i think i ever saw
that looks like the sort of shit they do for the us releases of discworld books
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
that looks like the sort of shit they do for the us releases of discworld books
peter griffin calls something shallow and pedantic dot flv
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
peter griffin calls something shallow and pedantic dot flv
it would be the smart thing to do so of course he's going to hang on until they get absolutely shitstomped in may when a change in leadership would have zero chance of doing any good anymore
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
it would be the smart thing to do so of course he's going to hang on until they get absolutely shitstomped in may when a change in leadership would have zero chance of doing any good anymore
can't trust a man who pronounces his own name wrong imo
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
can't trust a man who pronounces his own name wrong imo
jeff bezos bought an absolute fucking lemon here and nothing but respect for the broccoli family for getting shut of it when they did
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
jeff bezos bought an absolute fucking lemon here and nothing but respect for the broccoli family for getting shut of it when they did
austin powers kicked it in the balls while jason bourne punched it in the face
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
austin powers kicked it in the balls while jason bourne punched it in the face
[unfurls a scroll with like 50 nuclear reactor designs on it]
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[unfurls a scroll with like 50 nuclear reactor designs on it]
fuck all of that off, go back to roger moore vibes, hell set it back in the 60s again. there i just solved it give me my fat fucking cheque
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
fuck all of that off, go back to roger moore vibes, hell set it back in the 60s again. there i just solved it give me my fat fucking cheque
i do kind of want them to try to square the circle on it because it's always fun to watch a spectacular fuckup but yeah it's bond it's scooby doo for grown ups it's monster of the week, who gives a shit
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i do kind of want them to try to square the circle on it because it's always fun to watch a spectacular fuckup but yeah it's bond it's scooby doo for grown ups it's monster of the week, who gives a shit
oh or relatedly... not so much favourite but something i see a whoooooole lot; when there's a new thing on the menu based on the great tastes of somewhere else and the main thrust of the ad is the lowest hanging vaguely racist fruit they could grab
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
oh or relatedly... not so much favourite but something i see a whoooooole lot; when there's a new thing on the menu based on the great tastes of somewhere else and the main thrust of the ad is the lowest hanging vaguely racist fruit they could grab
when pots of various hued spices just explode in slow motion because the thing being sold is SPICY
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
when pots of various hued spices just explode in slow motion because the thing being sold is SPICY
kilroy was here, mr. t ate his balls
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
kilroy was here, mr. t ate his balls