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crippling unhip deformity
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You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.

I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.

http://noencores.neocities.org
Pinned
store.steampowered.com/curator/1130... Might as well mention I have a Steam curator for point-and-click adventures, puzzle games, and more puzzley visual novels and hidden object games
Steam Curator: Adventures in Moon Logic
Adventures, Narrative Puzzle Games, "Walking Simulators," Hidden Object and Visual Novels Ranked by Prevalence of Moon-Logic and Other Unintuitive Nonsense
store.steampowered.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Ace Austin should stop holding playing cards in his mouth
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
holy shit
December 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
man you know who's a good band and I know this innately but sometimes I forget how true it is

aborted
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I know not what trucks The Ultimate War of Insanity will be fought with, but the New Wars of Insanity will be fought with trucks made of sticks and rocks.
April 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
canned soda's gone way up over the past like six months

are we tariffing aluminum or something
December 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The biggest sandwich rivalry is going full console wars after successful hot dog activation
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"Of course, bro. You're twelve."
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality

This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
okay fine here's my map
December 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Can I just say the drooling emoji was a mistake
🗳️ + 🤤
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm not saying it's adrenochrome, but let him deny it.
Trump looked pretty rough today -- note that both of his hands are discolored

(Joe Raedle/Getty)
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 29th 2025 (Easy), in 02:44
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cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I met a 23 year old that didn't know about Six Seven, which makes me feel like what am I doing with my life
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I got that big info dumper
35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
December 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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These two images of Chinese train driver Han Junjia were taken less than 30 years apart.

Transformative change is possible when it is relentlessly pursued.
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
what if we bring back stealth-Christian brand parody shirts
December 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
She was a
playboy
Brigitte Bardot
Her wiki page
I didn't know
Said she was racist
Islamaphobe
And that mankind won
When she departed the globe
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
outrageous that this isn't in the game dictionary
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I got that big info dumper
35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
December 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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You don't need to be an anarchist to think that ICE should be abolished

You can be a good governance liberal who thinks that the agency has demonstrated an institutional disrespect for the Constitution, and therefore advocate for unwinding the agency and rolling its functions into a revived INS.
ICE have revealed themselves to be nothing more than the partisan militia of MAGA. When Trump became president, he did not "execute Order 66." They have been yearning for the Day of the Rope since their founding, and all Trump did was give free rein to their basest impulses.
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My World's End picks:
Death Riders, Moxley, Takeshita, Takeshita (final), Darby, Babes of Wrath, FTR, Statlander, and with the least confidence possible, MJF

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December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
we should have never given petercoffin a robotics education
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my new years resolution
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
just wanna take a little credit for this circulating around because nobody was using it and then I did and now sometimes it shows up

I'm an influencer
December 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM