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mais, je te le dis: je n'irai pas plus loin
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
all pessimism aside, that mf loved email
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Epstein emails are written like this
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
this is probably the social media behavior that drives me the most insane. to be clear: say whatever you want, but you 100% have to stop acting surprised and wounded when the thing you said which is indistinguishable from a threat of violence is treated as such
i know a lot of people have valid concerns about the mods here but you simply cannot be mad that they don't allow death threats lol
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
can't imagine how using genetics to make determinations about the guy whose whole thing was exactly that could go wrong
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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i think this is true to some extent but it's easy to underestimate the extent to which society does not really care about women or children despite many ostentatious declarations to the contrary
Yes there's a lot of denial, but I've seen it: when it snaps, it snaps hard.

"Powerful men covered up child sex abuse" isn't outlandish when you've seen that happen in church, boy scouts, school athletics, and every other social pillar of your conservative middle-class life in the past few decades.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I don't know what this is on Ford's site, and I do not intend to find out.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
hey who do you think controls access to the epstein files. do you think maybe that has something to do with why they haven't been and won't ever be released, or do you not know how anything in the entire world works
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
barf miad
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
this is a stupid premise but a lot of people are making the exact wrong assumption about who is making the underlying assumptions here
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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fain would i thee wed playboy
July 28, 2023 at 5:40 PM
unpleasant stuff but fully in keeping with retail tradition. at the b&n college bookstore i worked at 20 years ago there were like five questions we had to ask everybody while ringing them up and this included referring to them by their name if they paid with a card. everybody hated it.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
greasy ear aside, his makeup has been identifiably weird as long as he's been in politics but a few years ago they just fully gave up on even trying to blend it
incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
a whole thread of people with zero understanding of how corruption works wanting to give people with the most power anybody has ever had more money.
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.

We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
really incredible to do this. maybe i'm stupid but i feel like he could have just quietly authorized the payments and people would have largely forgotten about this
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
wait the novo nordisk ceo's name is brave mike friendhaver?
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
so far today i have had two (2) closing time-era tom waits songs stuck in my head
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i love internet horror youtube because it's like hundreds of accounts all called like "creepy chills" or "silence of shadows" doing top ten videos about message board posts and art projects they fell for
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
clicking play on the hooked on a feeling cuomo video makes me feel like conan obrien getting mac-and-me'd
so there's several videos going around since last night that look just like this, all with equally funny/baffling songs playing with effectively zero audible conversation, but hitting play on one and hearing OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA fucking kills me every time
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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so many good pictures out there
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
finally, i am of course incredibly proud of @boringstein.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
man if the z man gets more votes than both of them combined
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
whatever happens tonight, curtis sliwa will walk away with his world's most forgotten about man title still intact
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Last of the Large Broncos
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
raycon these nuts
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM