jm
@jaubertmoniker.net
mais, je te le dis: je n'irai pas plus loin
the fucking final indignity of instagram for me was when they replaced search with AI. what do you mean!! it was already unreasonably tedious to find stuff and now you want to wedge another way to show me some other shit in there
I mean how long have we had maps on our phones? Now when I want to look up something nearby, my phone has to "think" about it longer to provide an AI summary that offers no meaningful benefit over the old search results
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
the fucking final indignity of instagram for me was when they replaced search with AI. what do you mean!! it was already unreasonably tedious to find stuff and now you want to wedge another way to show me some other shit in there
this stupid mall commercial song gets stuck in my head all the time
1996 Parmatown Mall Parma Cleveland Ohio Commercial
YouTube video by Jenna's VCR
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
this stupid mall commercial song gets stuck in my head all the time
whispering to my date when the clockable hours application pay system comes on screen
ISBN: 1682564592
Title: C. H. A. P. P. S.
Author: Larry Pinson
Title: C. H. A. P. P. S.
Author: Larry Pinson
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
whispering to my date when the clockable hours application pay system comes on screen
Reposted by jm
ISBN: 123456789X
Title: Risk: Doing the Ridiculous to See the Miraculous
Author: Roger Archer
Title: Risk: Doing the Ridiculous to See the Miraculous
Author: Roger Archer
February 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
ISBN: 123456789X
Title: Risk: Doing the Ridiculous to See the Miraculous
Author: Roger Archer
Title: Risk: Doing the Ridiculous to See the Miraculous
Author: Roger Archer
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thinking about my friend who was followed on the road by masked ice goons with her kids in the car. pulling over when she pulled over, following her on dead end streets, and then just fucking off when they got bored. imagine being told the answer is a new & improved code of conduct
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
thinking about my friend who was followed on the road by masked ice goons with her kids in the car. pulling over when she pulled over, following her on dead end streets, and then just fucking off when they got bored. imagine being told the answer is a new & improved code of conduct
@nora.zone hey do i understand correctly that you'd be able to point me in the direction of how to botify something on this web site
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
@nora.zone hey do i understand correctly that you'd be able to point me in the direction of how to botify something on this web site
on the one hand, this doesn't make even a tiny bit of sense. on the other hand, i really feel bad for the guy who has to drive this cab!
Saw this on an Instagram account and what the fuuuuuuuuuu
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
on the one hand, this doesn't make even a tiny bit of sense. on the other hand, i really feel bad for the guy who has to drive this cab!
i wonder if i could replicate my twitter ISBN bot here
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i wonder if i could replicate my twitter ISBN bot here
between the diner from goodfellas last night and the other local sandwich place for lunch today i am on my offensively large sandwich shit
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
between the diner from goodfellas last night and the other local sandwich place for lunch today i am on my offensively large sandwich shit
there's something almost comforting in the fact that these people are too stupid to understand that acting like trump only works for trump. one way or another there's eventually a point where they won't be in their already-precarious positions after having made enemies of almost literally everyone
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
there's something almost comforting in the fact that these people are too stupid to understand that acting like trump only works for trump. one way or another there's eventually a point where they won't be in their already-precarious positions after having made enemies of almost literally everyone
shoutout to my newest follower
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
shoutout to my newest follower
"i'm not scared of a germ" the secretary of health and human services said, "i used to put a big dookie in my mouth and smoke on it like a cigar"
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
"i'm not scared of a germ" the secretary of health and human services said, "i used to put a big dookie in my mouth and smoke on it like a cigar"
don't care about the article but he looks more like that hillary/trump hybrid wax figure than ever before
US President Donald Trump said that he could see negotiations with Iran stretching for as long as a month, as he seeks a diplomatic agreement that would roll back Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.
Trump Says He Sees Iran Talks Resolving ‘Over The Next Month’
US President Donald Trump said that he could see negotiations with Iran stretching for as long as a month, as he seeks a diplomatic agreement that would roll back Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.
bloom.bg
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
don't care about the article but he looks more like that hillary/trump hybrid wax figure than ever before
1) this rocks
2) workers should be allowed to permanently ban customers who eat or drink stuff before paying for it outside of a literal emergency scenario
2) workers should be allowed to permanently ban customers who eat or drink stuff before paying for it outside of a literal emergency scenario
On two occasions a Dollar General worker drank a $1.69 orange juice to stave off diabetic shock. She later paid for each drink.
Dollar General fired her anyway.
Now a jury has awarded her $277,565.
www.cnn.com/2016/09/30/u...
Dollar General fired her anyway.
Now a jury has awarded her $277,565.
www.cnn.com/2016/09/30/u...
Dollar General facing $250K bill over 2 bottles of juice | CNN
Federal court has awarded more than $277,000 to a diabetic former Dollar General employee after she was fired her for drinking orange juice without first paying.
www.cnn.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
1) this rocks
2) workers should be allowed to permanently ban customers who eat or drink stuff before paying for it outside of a literal emergency scenario
2) workers should be allowed to permanently ban customers who eat or drink stuff before paying for it outside of a literal emergency scenario
i think between US national politics and stuff like AI, a bunch of us have ended up in the Ray Smuckles Zone where people are astounded that we figured stuff out and we just have to be like "i dunno man i just kind of pay attention"
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
i think between US national politics and stuff like AI, a bunch of us have ended up in the Ray Smuckles Zone where people are astounded that we figured stuff out and we just have to be like "i dunno man i just kind of pay attention"
sorry don't believe this
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
sorry don't believe this
yoooo
1. stealin is the way
2. to go
3. that's how you get all your shit
4. you don't gotta pay for shit
1. stealin is the way
2. to go
3. that's how you get all your shit
4. you don't gotta pay for shit
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
yoooo
1. stealin is the way
2. to go
3. that's how you get all your shit
4. you don't gotta pay for shit
1. stealin is the way
2. to go
3. that's how you get all your shit
4. you don't gotta pay for shit
some years ago yks featured a monopoly clone called "yougopoly" that was about entrepreneurship or some shit but the weirdest part was that it had a little theme song which revealed that it's pronounced "you go poly"
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
some years ago yks featured a monopoly clone called "yougopoly" that was about entrepreneurship or some shit but the weirdest part was that it had a little theme song which revealed that it's pronounced "you go poly"
lol at stancil reminding people why they shouldn't have gone easy on him
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
lol at stancil reminding people why they shouldn't have gone easy on him
is there anyone in the government who is as much of a weasel as him. his entire adult life has been one of doing one thing and then immediately pretending to have always felt the opposite way as soon as someone gets mad at him
Vance deleted this after two hours. Apparently, commemoration of the victims of the Armenian G* lasts only as long as it does not upset Turkish partners.
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
is there anyone in the government who is as much of a weasel as him. his entire adult life has been one of doing one thing and then immediately pretending to have always felt the opposite way as soon as someone gets mad at him
i like how he gets so mad partway through writing this that he forgets the initial dichotomy he set up
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
i like how he gets so mad partway through writing this that he forgets the initial dichotomy he set up
a classic new york slice
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
a classic new york slice
to be clear, even if you believe that what this police chief is claiming is true, trump didn't "report" epstein, he thanked the chief for like, doing his job
People are running with this story as Trump did some noble thing. He reported him because he was pissed off he stole a minor who was working at Mar a Lago, then Trump denied knowing anything for another two decades
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
to be clear, even if you believe that what this police chief is claiming is true, trump didn't "report" epstein, he thanked the chief for like, doing his job
started thinking about this and there are genuinely too many, but one of them is this fella, seen here drumming hornily
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
started thinking about this and there are genuinely too many, but one of them is this fella, seen here drumming hornily
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible