cronus pearlman
@bizzo.bsky.social
You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.
I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.
http://noencores.neocities.org
I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.
http://noencores.neocities.org
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cronus pearlman
@bizzo.bsky.social
· Feb 9
Steam Curator: Adventures in Moon Logic
Adventures, Narrative Puzzle Games, "Walking Simulators," Hidden Object and Visual Novels Ranked by Prevalence of Moon-Logic and Other Unintuitive Nonsense
store.steampowered.com
store.steampowered.com/curator/1130... Might as well mention I have a Steam curator for point-and-click adventures, puzzle games, and more puzzley visual novels and hidden object games
Thomas and Martha Wayne will be like "I know a shortcut" and take you here
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thomas and Martha Wayne will be like "I know a shortcut" and take you here
God, Takeshita vs Mox is a moty candidate on the goddamn b show
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
God, Takeshita vs Mox is a moty candidate on the goddamn b show
That's the slickest Ace Austin has looked in AEW thus far
Great shit 🤼
Great shit 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
That's the slickest Ace Austin has looked in AEW thus far
Great shit 🤼
Great shit 🤼
Josh Alexander actually cutting a pretty strong promo on Collision. Didn't really think he had it in him
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Josh Alexander actually cutting a pretty strong promo on Collision. Didn't really think he had it in him
That is a goddamn magisterial barber shop
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That is a goddamn magisterial barber shop
you know how some people sweat with spicy food
I also do with very sour things
my body is not built for this
I also do with very sour things
my body is not built for this
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
you know how some people sweat with spicy food
I also do with very sour things
my body is not built for this
I also do with very sour things
my body is not built for this
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I yelled "HEY CYCLONE, REMEMBER ME!?
I'M THE GUY YOU PUT TO SLEEP!
ONLY THIS TIME YOU CAN SEE I'M NOT ALONE! Ha ha!
YOU SEE THEM TWO BIG DUDES OVER THERE?"
And the Cyclone looked and said "over where?"
And I turned around animasonofagun THEY WAS GONE!
I'M THE GUY YOU PUT TO SLEEP!
ONLY THIS TIME YOU CAN SEE I'M NOT ALONE! Ha ha!
YOU SEE THEM TWO BIG DUDES OVER THERE?"
And the Cyclone looked and said "over where?"
And I turned around animasonofagun THEY WAS GONE!
May 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I yelled "HEY CYCLONE, REMEMBER ME!?
I'M THE GUY YOU PUT TO SLEEP!
ONLY THIS TIME YOU CAN SEE I'M NOT ALONE! Ha ha!
YOU SEE THEM TWO BIG DUDES OVER THERE?"
And the Cyclone looked and said "over where?"
And I turned around animasonofagun THEY WAS GONE!
I'M THE GUY YOU PUT TO SLEEP!
ONLY THIS TIME YOU CAN SEE I'M NOT ALONE! Ha ha!
YOU SEE THEM TWO BIG DUDES OVER THERE?"
And the Cyclone looked and said "over where?"
And I turned around animasonofagun THEY WAS GONE!
my favorite part of pluribus was when he was like "it's plurbin time" and then he plurbed all over the place
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
my favorite part of pluribus was when he was like "it's plurbin time" and then he plurbed all over the place
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I don't usually do spec work, but I modernized the Cracker Barrel logo a little while keeping its dignity intact.
September 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don't usually do spec work, but I modernized the Cracker Barrel logo a little while keeping its dignity intact.
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the pluribus is coming
and everybody's plurbing
and everybody's plurbing
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the pluribus is coming
and everybody's plurbing
and everybody's plurbing
I don't watch most any buzz TV, so my engagement with this show is just thinking "agh right in the plurbus" to myself and laughing every time
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don't watch most any buzz TV, so my engagement with this show is just thinking "agh right in the plurbus" to myself and laughing every time
I agree with a tech shithead on one narrow point
I don't think he'd like my implementation of it though
I don't think he'd like my implementation of it though
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I agree with a tech shithead on one narrow point
I don't think he'd like my implementation of it though
I don't think he'd like my implementation of it though
Someone poison his ket already
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Someone poison his ket already
and people are *still* gonna call her Mercedes Hogan 🙄🤼
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
and people are *still* gonna call her Mercedes Hogan 🙄🤼
Persephone making me look vindicated as hell saying she was the standout of that multi-woman TBS championship match now
She feels positioned to be like Athena 2 some day
So fuckin strong, but so much more going on than that
BUT WE RIDE FOR THE #FOREVER CHAMP 🤼
She feels positioned to be like Athena 2 some day
So fuckin strong, but so much more going on than that
BUT WE RIDE FOR THE #FOREVER CHAMP 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Persephone making me look vindicated as hell saying she was the standout of that multi-woman TBS championship match now
She feels positioned to be like Athena 2 some day
So fuckin strong, but so much more going on than that
BUT WE RIDE FOR THE #FOREVER CHAMP 🤼
She feels positioned to be like Athena 2 some day
So fuckin strong, but so much more going on than that
BUT WE RIDE FOR THE #FOREVER CHAMP 🤼
final battle crowd mad trash
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
final battle crowd mad trash
is the first time one of Dalton's Boys is a fat guy?
breaking boundaries
breaking molds 🤼
breaking boundaries
breaking molds 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
is the first time one of Dalton's Boys is a fat guy?
breaking boundaries
breaking molds 🤼
breaking boundaries
breaking molds 🤼
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had to take a Fart Nap
December 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
had to take a Fart Nap
Maybe he should be made not rich, and quickly before this shit all filters to his children because he's like a thousand
Years-long effort to improve safety on a crash-prone stretch of Alameda Avenue in Denver abruptly scaled back by the city after opposition from the family of Colorado's richest resident, conservative billionaire Phil Anschutz
Denver neighbors say city scrapped a finalized road project after opposition from the state's wealthiest family
A years-long effort to improve safety on a crash-prone stretch of Alameda Avenue in Denver was abruptly scaled back last month.
www.9news.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Maybe he should be made not rich, and quickly before this shit all filters to his children because he's like a thousand
It's Jurisprudence Fetishist, but since that's been said, here's a sentimental favorite: theonion.com/five-or-six-...
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's Jurisprudence Fetishist, but since that's been said, here's a sentimental favorite: theonion.com/five-or-six-...
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New Darktide class rules, but it's very niche in terms of who it's catering to. It's probably terrible outside the hands of like the top ten percent.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
New Darktide class rules, but it's very niche in terms of who it's catering to. It's probably terrible outside the hands of like the top ten percent.
Okay you can see the YouTube recap without the app if you just load the desktop site
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Okay you can see the YouTube recap without the app if you just load the desktop site