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Starmer interrupts Trump’s Epstein war room huddle to remind him not to forget to sue the BBC
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
alec robbins is about to be the maddest anybody has ever been
A Betty Boop horror film adaptation ‘BOOP’ is in the works.

The film is being introduced to buyers at the American Film Market by VMI Worldwide.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i mean he's a useless dickhead who's been knee-jerking his way from one calamity to the next for a year, but he's always been that, so it's a bit weird that everybody decided it was suddenly time to unfurl the big "STARMER OUT" banner on the home end. i feel like i've turned over two pages at once
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
claims no ideology, only short term reactionism, by choice. starmer really is god's perfect centrist
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I am smiling :)
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
terry scott only agreed to appear in this ad after finding out the products were classed as "white goods"
Just doing some Christmas present research.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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'What's the new evidence'?

'Keir Starmer's popularity polls'
BREAKING: The Labour Government will reconsider its block on compensation for Waspi women

Pensions Secretary Pat McFadden has told the Commons the U-turn comes after 'evidence' which had not been considered in the initial decision
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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who else remembers this classic james bond one-liner!!
March 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Pretty remarkable that it falls to *William fucking Hague* to explain the most basic reality of a decade of escalating wingnuttery right across the board, but here we are
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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M: Goldfinger is in our sights. Take the shot!
Bond: I can't, Ma'am. I'm Woke!
Moneypenny (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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the real struggle they’re having making a new James Bond is finding a script that makes the country of England worthy of respect & saving
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
damn, can't believe they put george lucas in powerwash simulator 2
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
madder than anybody has ever been about anything. so mad it transcends the crylaugh emoji
Also just saw this collection of outbursts, he's soooooo mad.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
even if [furious airquotes] "AI" worked, which, i stress, it fucking doesn't, this would be like opening a stuck jar with a shaped charge
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
absolutely the first thing i thought of as well, running entirely different footage of the prime minister cause he turned up to the war memorial pissed out of his tree, fine! two connected sentences from the US president with the rambling in the middle edited out? brandy and revolver time
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
lol fuck off Tim davie
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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He’s so utterly befuddled because the act of simply understanding another person must seem like some impossible magic power to Elon
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
just close enough to be disconcerting
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
anyway, pluribus is a bit fucking good and no mistake
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
watched the new series of slow horses and i genuinely worry for christopher chung because i don't know how you play such a relentless fucking helmet as roddy ho without it leaving some sort of mark on you. christ
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM