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damn, can't believe they put george lucas in powerwash simulator 2
a screenshot from powerwash simulator 2. it shows the longest stretch limo you've ever seen. no even longer than that. it is metalic burgundy, with gold trim. everything metal is gold. hubcaps, bumpers, everything. the wheels are gold-ish rubber instead of black. there is a figurehead of a bird on the front of the car. rolls royce style. the car has 18 wheels arranged into 3 sets of 3 on each side. burying the lede here a little but the car has a helicopter on the roof, the helicopter is a little two-rotor two seater bubble canopy thing and in reverse of the car it is gold with burgundy trim. the car has a hot tub in the back. the car is not playing "sing sing sing" at ear-shattering volume but i have no doubt in my mind that it could
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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"you just killed 11 million people because you got mad"
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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just close enough to be disconcerting
the zohran font used for a jeopardy question that reads "THE POLITICIAN WHO USED THIS FONT FOR HIS CAMPAIGN IN HIS SUCCESSFUL BID TO BECOME THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK IN 2025"
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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am i doing it right
an image from the zohran for new york text generator thing, it says "teenage mutant for ninja turtles" in a font remeniscent of old handpainted bodega signs. the font is serifed with a curve on the verticals, the text is yellow, with a red drop shadow/emboss effect. i am referencing the "teenage mutant ninja turtles" logo creator everybody uses
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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crashouts 4 cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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congratulations to the vampire survivors x balatro crossover freebie for finally managing to murder the framerate on my PC
a screenshot from vampire survivors, but honestly you can't see anything but yellow damage numbers over the entire screen. the numbers are in a yellow pixel font with a black outline and range randomly from 400 to 600. it's chaos. i cannot describe this visually because i don't know what's going on and i was playing it at the time. the overall effect is like being blasted with a firehose. seriously if anybody can alt text this better please do, i have genuinely tried.
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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ok i won't later
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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yanks love to look at a baby that is a few hours old and say "i'm going to call you todger"
a cropped screenshot of the linkedin profile of "Todger Strunk, CEPA" the co-founder and managing partner of cayside partners. the photo headshot in the profile of ol' todge is a middleaged white guy in a suit smiling americanly. his whole demeanour is generally that of someone who, in college, tried to get out of a DUI arrest by saying "my dad's a lawyer"
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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honestly? slightly worse than a terminator
September 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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wait it looks like someone already got to that here's a better cake for your birthday
September 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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happy birthday to you!
September 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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> the church of christ, scientist
> looks inside
> prayer cures illnesses
September 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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when your gf is at work and texting you about how she wants to get home and smoke weed
the logo for korean tv drama "strong girl bong soon" it is all caps and looks like cracked pink stone with a darker pink fist coming from the top of the N in "strong"
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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there were several fights by the rose bushes and one local resident claiming he'd been punched in the delphiniums
September 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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also the classic best panels ever
September 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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unfortunately this is the only one i'd get out of the device
September 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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hey! so uh you've fucked up your database!
a snipped of a screenshot of an online store, visible is the category which is "tea, coffee, hot drinks", and the first item on the list is a plastic child's potty
September 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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kinda looks like too
September 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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congrats kier you've just fatally fucked yourself. now for the long procession of people informing us that you did in fact know in detail
headline thing from the bottom of bbc news reading "PM: 'I'd have never appointed Lord Mandelson had I known'"
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM