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Stop me and buy one.
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That's how many local dogs HATE you 😢
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Nobody says noshed off or plated out anymore cos of woke 😤
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oh I don't know somewhere between 1 and 5 billion I guess 🤷
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just went to turn the heating down and accidentally turned the volume on my tv down incase you're wondering how it's going.
a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
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November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If I were the BBC I would simply say sorry we dont have any Dollars here good day sir !
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
* Imagine dragons*
Yeah you like that ? Fun isn't it.
Now imagine those same dragons bumming you up the arse with their big dragon cocks ! Not so fun is it now Sandra? Not so fun is it now 😕 #sandra #dragons #cocks
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I like how amazon delivery drivers are not even bothering knocking now and just leaving stuff out on the doorstep in pouring rain all day 👍
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Chippy tea lads!
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Might fuck around and go on the game.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Can't believe these new Epstien revelations ! I can't wait for absolute nothing at all to happen again.
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Still in the queue to see the queen lads ! We've all just shuffled past Rumbelows so I reckon not long now 👍#queue #rumbelows #lads
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
*Spits in spitoon*
" Fireworks Eh? Haven't heard that noise round these parts in a long time".
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Trying to binge watch all my #mafs and #bbuk episodes to free up space for before #ImACeleb starts my 3 grandads who died in the somme couldn't comprehend.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Are we really at the stage where politicians have to start dumbing everything down to whether or not someone is a traitor or a faithful.
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``
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November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Thursday!
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Ever since I was a gangster I knew I wanted to be young.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Juroku Appurisu, a silly yet reliable squirrel, is the mascot for Juroku (16) Bank’s app. He likes chestnuts, walnuts, and asset management.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
*mutes buried in a box*
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
All bleep ups look like this 👍
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Fine, I will write the next James Bond.

INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
FIREWORKS AGAIN SUCKA !?
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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'John Waters and David Lynch meet outside of Bob’s Big Boy restaurant in Los Angeles, 1979.'
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Where's your poppy?
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM