Moose Malloy
@spooksmalloy.bsky.social
God talks to me through the drive through speakers
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I believe that there are such things as evil, malignant people whose beliefs, desires, and pursuits thereof negatively affect the majority, people whose actions are deleterious to social cohesion, and that these malignant actors should be politically and socially ostracised for the good of society.
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I believe that there are such things as evil, malignant people whose beliefs, desires, and pursuits thereof negatively affect the majority, people whose actions are deleterious to social cohesion, and that these malignant actors should be politically and socially ostracised for the good of society.
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i can't believe this is working
!["I will not use the AI assistant."
reply: And it will do a billion on the stock market."
"billion - 1"
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January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i can't believe this is working
"You seem a little rough mate, was your meeting with management bad earlier"
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"You seem a little rough mate, was your meeting with management bad earlier"
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Which planet would you most like to fuck
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Which planet would you most like to fuck
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2026 has me feeling like this random guy in Independence Day who is for some reason going to work during the alien apocalypse
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
2026 has me feeling like this random guy in Independence Day who is for some reason going to work during the alien apocalypse
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Shifting out one malignant idiot and replacing him with a somewhat smarter and more effectively malignant swine. Timothy has the lads’ ears: when he speaks, they will fall over themselves to repeat his conspiracy-crazed bullshit. This is IMO a lot worse, not better.
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Shifting out one malignant idiot and replacing him with a somewhat smarter and more effectively malignant swine. Timothy has the lads’ ears: when he speaks, they will fall over themselves to repeat his conspiracy-crazed bullshit. This is IMO a lot worse, not better.
You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read.
What is your job?
Erm
What is your job?
Erm
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read.
What is your job?
Erm
What is your job?
Erm
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The former chair of the national equality body, ladies and gentlemen.
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 AM
The former chair of the national equality body, ladies and gentlemen.
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TL,DR: if you’re still on twitter you’re a paedophile :)
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 AM
TL,DR: if you’re still on twitter you’re a paedophile :)
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The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)
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In a screeching u-turn from its Manifesto the Government now backs conversion therapy for trans people. That is what 'supporting' trans youth but denying them the medicine they need to physically transition means.
Government 'moving away' from puberty blockers, minister says
The Government is reportedly 'moving away' from medical interventions for trans people such as puberty blockers, a health minister has said.
www.thepinknews.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 AM
In a screeching u-turn from its Manifesto the Government now backs conversion therapy for trans people. That is what 'supporting' trans youth but denying them the medicine they need to physically transition means.
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They're absolutely fucked lol
"Steve Reed said local elections were “time consuming and will take scarce resources away from frontline services like fixing potholes and social care”."
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 AM
They're absolutely fucked lol
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Wes claims his turbo teams have cut NHs waiting lists & it’s “not only a technocratic back office exercise” - 🤔 I suspect that’s exactly what it is, my own experiences of being on list was sneaky tricks to bump me off it, including letters sent over Xmas demanding instant response to stay on list.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Wes claims his turbo teams have cut NHs waiting lists & it’s “not only a technocratic back office exercise” - 🤔 I suspect that’s exactly what it is, my own experiences of being on list was sneaky tricks to bump me off it, including letters sent over Xmas demanding instant response to stay on list.
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this one weird trick will let you make a talk show but not have to pay union rates
'The Pete Davidson Show,' a weekly video podcast, premieres later this month on Netflix—get details.
The Pete Davidson Show Weekly ‘Podcast’ Sets Netflix Premiere
'The Pete Davidson Show,' a weekly video podcast, premieres later this month on Netflix—get details.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
this one weird trick will let you make a talk show but not have to pay union rates
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Wow, perhaps we need to convene a parliamentary committee, ask urgent questions in the House and launch an all-channels two-month media campaign
January 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Wow, perhaps we need to convene a parliamentary committee, ask urgent questions in the House and launch an all-channels two-month media campaign
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*as an ICE goon is kicking my face in*
Hold still so I can scan your code, sir
Hold still so I can scan your code, sir
i think the QR thing is a good tractable reform imo.
we must do much much much much more.
but if we can get these agents unmasked now, that's a thing we should do
we must do much much much much more.
but if we can get these agents unmasked now, that's a thing we should do
hey @democrats.org, I'm not certain the fascist agency currently shooting moms and tear gassing schoolchildren while ignoring every single law mean to constrain their actions will be deterred by adding a QR code to their lapel?
do you have any other ideas?
do you have any other ideas?
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
*as an ICE goon is kicking my face in*
Hold still so I can scan your code, sir
Hold still so I can scan your code, sir
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For once, I agree with the Home Secretary. My sibling Brummies have the right, nay, the DEMAND, to be attacked in their own city by racist monsters
Home secretaries will be given new powers to sack chief constables who fail their communities, reinstating a power removed by the Tories in 2011 when Theresa May was in the role.
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 PM
For once, I agree with the Home Secretary. My sibling Brummies have the right, nay, the DEMAND, to be attacked in their own city by racist monsters