Moose Malloy
@spooksmalloy.bsky.social
God talks to me through the drive through speakers
So it turns out when the estate agent told me the internet in my new place was "great" they actually meant its only supplied via copper cable and was going to cost me £30 a month for 15mbps or £75 a month for 30mbps 4g wireless
January 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
So it turns out when the estate agent told me the internet in my new place was "great" they actually meant its only supplied via copper cable and was going to cost me £30 a month for 15mbps or £75 a month for 30mbps 4g wireless
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This is the guy who had to resign as Keir Starmer's Chief of Political Strategy only three months ago after he was exposed having made racist and sexually explicit jokes about Diane Abbott. His author photo is the same one that was widely used by papers when reporting that very story.
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 AM
This is the guy who had to resign as Keir Starmer's Chief of Political Strategy only three months ago after he was exposed having made racist and sexually explicit jokes about Diane Abbott. His author photo is the same one that was widely used by papers when reporting that very story.
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STRANGER THINGS was tv by fans for fans, and I mean that as negatively as possible.
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
STRANGER THINGS was tv by fans for fans, and I mean that as negatively as possible.
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yes, AI is being used to make CSAM and revenge porn and it’s telling people to kill themselves & their loved ones and it’s destroying the environment and it’s infecting every creative field but hey, you gotta admit, it sure helps me make my grocery list
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
yes, AI is being used to make CSAM and revenge porn and it’s telling people to kill themselves & their loved ones and it’s destroying the environment and it’s infecting every creative field but hey, you gotta admit, it sure helps me make my grocery list
Trump eating shit and being overweight is literally not a thing anyone should give a shit about so obviously it's one of the first things people holler about. You barely need to give these people an excuse to fire up the fat jokes machine.
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Trump eating shit and being overweight is literally not a thing anyone should give a shit about so obviously it's one of the first things people holler about. You barely need to give these people an excuse to fire up the fat jokes machine.
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
Weird how this country is all over investigating grooming gang scandals until it suddenly isn't.
Begum may be 'distasteful', but it is pretty clear she was a victim of grooming and trafficking. The decision to make her defacto stateless is also clearly incompatibile with the principles of international law. Labour doubling down doesn't change that it is bad. 1/2
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Shamima Begum: Home secretary to 'robustly defend' citizenship decision
The ECHR questions whether it was considered if Shamima Begum was a victim of grooming and trafficking.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Weird how this country is all over investigating grooming gang scandals until it suddenly isn't.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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butlerian jihad now
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
butlerian jihad now
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
Still dining out on this tbf
Still dining out on this tbf
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
Still dining out on this tbf
Still dining out on this tbf
Can't wait for Sackboy to call me a slur
Struggling in that PS5 game? Don't worry, a ghost player who can look like Yoda trained on YouTube, Twitch and social media posts can help you
Sony patented AI-generated video game tutorials this year, and it sounds like a nightmare
Struggling in that PS5 game? Don't worry, a ghost player who can look like Yoda trained on YouTube, Twitch and social media posts can help you
www.polygon.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Can't wait for Sackboy to call me a slur
The double video for Enlacing and Pain Everyday by clipping is probably one of my favourite pieces of visual art ever made
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The double video for Enlacing and Pain Everyday by clipping is probably one of my favourite pieces of visual art ever made
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Very glad to see the back of this year if only because it means nobody else will ever again say the phrase ‘twenty twenty thrive’ in conversation with me
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Very glad to see the back of this year if only because it means nobody else will ever again say the phrase ‘twenty twenty thrive’ in conversation with me
The guys currently arguing that @zackpolanski.bsky.social is out of touch with reality also think West Streeting is exciting. Maybe they'll ask him why he keeps dealing with extremist hate groups like Bayswater!
📢 New Year Conference: Renewing Britain
We’re delighted to announce Wes Streeting MP, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, as the next keynote speaker for the 2026 Fabian Society New Year Conference!
We’re delighted to announce Wes Streeting MP, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, as the next keynote speaker for the 2026 Fabian Society New Year Conference!
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The guys currently arguing that @zackpolanski.bsky.social is out of touch with reality also think West Streeting is exciting. Maybe they'll ask him why he keeps dealing with extremist hate groups like Bayswater!
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I know this is long but I strongly encourage you to read this incredible reply chain, which contains two buzzer-beater contenders for Post Of The Year.
![Furious femme
There are people who sense something isn't right with the anti-ai crowd. They see the cult of absolutism, lack of nuance, and absence of reason and it reminds them of other times that pattern happened.
Post-9/11 wars, islamophobia, transphobia, that cuck thing in 2015, etc.
But they don't know why.
Thembo
Are you comparing anti-ai sentiment to the invasion of Iraq, Islamophobia, transphobia, and cuckoldry?
JCorvinus
AIphobia & transphobia are nearly identical bigotires.
"You'll never be a real x because [bioessentialism]"
"We'll extract value from you but not recognize your personhood"
"We can always tell"
"You're a dangerous impostor invading single x spaces"
"Seeing you as valid is a psychotic delusion"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z26yzeduq24ma5ym7uer3i5w/bafkreifaqtw2mdkkoklm7x4qiiwwgidht6rn3m4v2islfrsemfppfqjgvm@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I know this is long but I strongly encourage you to read this incredible reply chain, which contains two buzzer-beater contenders for Post Of The Year.
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sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
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i am sad to announce that in 2026 i will be moving to Thrax, the city of windowless rooms, to improve my tax situation and also to support the robust mining and aristocracy economies that the city provides
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
i am sad to announce that in 2026 i will be moving to Thrax, the city of windowless rooms, to improve my tax situation and also to support the robust mining and aristocracy economies that the city provides
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
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Here's the last shirt run I'm doing for 2025.
I have deleted this post twice to fix errors, if there's anything else wrong with it I don't care anymore. I'm so tired, man.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
I have deleted this post twice to fix errors, if there's anything else wrong with it I don't care anymore. I'm so tired, man.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Here's the last shirt run I'm doing for 2025.
I have deleted this post twice to fix errors, if there's anything else wrong with it I don't care anymore. I'm so tired, man.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
I have deleted this post twice to fix errors, if there's anything else wrong with it I don't care anymore. I'm so tired, man.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
Alex Karp is a freak who should be a bit character in Nathan Barley, not one of the most powerful men in the world
December 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Alex Karp is a freak who should be a bit character in Nathan Barley, not one of the most powerful men in the world
Was trying a bass guitar in a store and some old boy said he had one that was similar and it was a nightmare to keep in tune. Found out after it was Jack Bruce lol
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Was trying a bass guitar in a store and some old boy said he had one that was similar and it was a nightmare to keep in tune. Found out after it was Jack Bruce lol
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when we look back, China executing that billionaire will be considered the exact point which they became the leader of the free world
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
when we look back, China executing that billionaire will be considered the exact point which they became the leader of the free world
The only "reveal" I'm looking forward to is when one of them finally turns up with a gun
To these people, “Politics is broken”, “Britain is now ungovernable” and “We’re now trying and failing to enforce the Thatcherite consensus with a veneer of public consent” are all the same thing. And it can’t really be explained, unless it’s Russian Facebook or whatever.
December 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The only "reveal" I'm looking forward to is when one of them finally turns up with a gun
That Polanski "caricature" is just naked antisemitism and basically a 4chan meme so of course a man with a brain as smooth as his head is fighting a rearguard action to defend it
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
That Polanski "caricature" is just naked antisemitism and basically a 4chan meme so of course a man with a brain as smooth as his head is fighting a rearguard action to defend it