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Mike Keenan
@mikekeenan.bsky.social
Comedian, Dad, Husband. Not necessarily in that order.
Playing Age : Middle.

Nominated for Best Debut Show at Leicester Comedy Festival 2025.
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"I'll do the jokes mate... you shut your mouth"
If you’re ever feeling creatively bereft just remember that Paloma Faith’s hit single “Make Your Own Kind of Music” is a cover.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My eleven year old is explaining a game he was playing on the Xbox with his cousins earlier on which they had to stop some attacking boats.

This is a relief given that they were screaming at one point “STOP THE BOATS!” and I thought we were about to have a stern conversation.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Just thinking, Predator is the only fiction movie to have two US Governors in the main cast.

Schwarzenegger was Governor of California and Jesse The Body Ventura was Governor of Minnesota
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I put my wet phone into some rice.

For reference, you shouldn’t use the microwave stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you’ve attacked a Holiday Inn while waving a Union Flag, everyone we remember here would think you are a disgrace.
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It was just the once and the doctor got it out in no time.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I had a great time tonight closing a gig in Oswestry. The green room had a Live Laugh Love pillow placed upside down, which I believe is the universal signal of a Home Bargains that is in distress.
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Great to see *checks notes* two time Emmy nominee Nick Mohammed finally breaking through.
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I think anyone whose instinct is to reply to any type of joke “but what if…” and then some attempt to appear superior to the person telling the joke needs to be bullied harder than they obviously were as a child.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I clicked on this and it just made the sound of an old fashioned till ringing.
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fireworks at our house this evening.

I finally told my wife how much I spent on this VR headset.
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Your man over here, starting a fight with a whole season.
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m sure there’s something I was supposed to remember today.
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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it’s a year ago today my pal Janey died, there’s not a day goes by I don’t think of her. Miss you, pal
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Via @anadelcastillo
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Right. What’s next?
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A great night at home tonight for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Took my son into the city earlier to see a marching band. We were talking about what he wants to be when he grows up.

I might have gone a bit overboard.
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Andrew’s new title.
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
After last year’s mind blowing nomination for Best Debut with my first ever hour, I’m headed back to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in Feb.

Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.

events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Today’s Halloween-based poem is called ‘Pumpkin’.
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
After last year’s mind blowing nomination for Best Debut with my first ever hour, I’m headed back to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in Feb.

Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.

events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM