Mike Keenan
@mikekeenan.bsky.social
Comedian, Dad, Husband. Not necessarily in that order.
Playing Age : Middle.
Nominated for Best Debut Show at Leicester Comedy Festival 2025.
Playing Age : Middle.
Nominated for Best Debut Show at Leicester Comedy Festival 2025.
I put my wet phone into some rice.
For reference, you shouldn’t use the microwave stuff.
For reference, you shouldn’t use the microwave stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I put my wet phone into some rice.
For reference, you shouldn’t use the microwave stuff.
For reference, you shouldn’t use the microwave stuff.
If you’ve attacked a Holiday Inn while waving a Union Flag, everyone we remember here would think you are a disgrace.
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you’ve attacked a Holiday Inn while waving a Union Flag, everyone we remember here would think you are a disgrace.
It was just the once and the doctor got it out in no time.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It was just the once and the doctor got it out in no time.
I had a great time tonight closing a gig in Oswestry. The green room had a Live Laugh Love pillow placed upside down, which I believe is the universal signal of a Home Bargains that is in distress.
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I had a great time tonight closing a gig in Oswestry. The green room had a Live Laugh Love pillow placed upside down, which I believe is the universal signal of a Home Bargains that is in distress.
Great to see *checks notes* two time Emmy nominee Nick Mohammed finally breaking through.
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Great to see *checks notes* two time Emmy nominee Nick Mohammed finally breaking through.
I clicked on this and it just made the sound of an old fashioned till ringing.
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I clicked on this and it just made the sound of an old fashioned till ringing.
Your man over here, starting a fight with a whole season.
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Your man over here, starting a fight with a whole season.
Right. What’s next?
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Right. What’s next?
A great night at home tonight for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A great night at home tonight for Halloween.
Took my son into the city earlier to see a marching band. We were talking about what he wants to be when he grows up.
I might have gone a bit overboard.
I might have gone a bit overboard.
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Took my son into the city earlier to see a marching band. We were talking about what he wants to be when he grows up.
I might have gone a bit overboard.
I might have gone a bit overboard.
Andrew’s new title.
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Andrew’s new title.
After last year’s mind blowing nomination for Best Debut with my first ever hour, I’m headed back to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in Feb.
Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
After last year’s mind blowing nomination for Best Debut with my first ever hour, I’m headed back to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in Feb.
Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
After last year’s mind blowing nomination for Best Debut with my first ever hour, I’m headed back to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in Feb.
Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
After last year’s mind blowing nomination for Best Debut with my first ever hour, I’m headed back to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in Feb.
Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Just back from a few days in Paris. Can someone show me how to use Vinted?
October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just back from a few days in Paris. Can someone show me how to use Vinted?
My son made his stand up debut today at The Frog. After Me and then his sister, he completes the Keenan Rule of Three.
He smashed it, great jokes and fantastic presence. If he wins an award before me we’re going to fall out.
Well done son. Let’s carshare to gigs but I’m expecting petrol money.
He smashed it, great jokes and fantastic presence. If he wins an award before me we’re going to fall out.
Well done son. Let’s carshare to gigs but I’m expecting petrol money.
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My son made his stand up debut today at The Frog. After Me and then his sister, he completes the Keenan Rule of Three.
He smashed it, great jokes and fantastic presence. If he wins an award before me we’re going to fall out.
Well done son. Let’s carshare to gigs but I’m expecting petrol money.
He smashed it, great jokes and fantastic presence. If he wins an award before me we’re going to fall out.
Well done son. Let’s carshare to gigs but I’m expecting petrol money.
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Couldn’t get into tonight’s gig.
October 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Couldn’t get into tonight’s gig.
I’m still getting a 24 inch pizza and 6 hotdogs on the way out.
October 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m still getting a 24 inch pizza and 6 hotdogs on the way out.
The Argos catalogue!
I’m going to circle the Transformers.
I’m going to circle the Transformers.
October 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Argos catalogue!
I’m going to circle the Transformers.
I’m going to circle the Transformers.
Kicked the Bouquet.
Rest in peace Kitty.
Rest in peace Kitty.
October 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Kicked the Bouquet.
Rest in peace Kitty.
Rest in peace Kitty.
Bought this and then started a fight at a petrol station.
September 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bought this and then started a fight at a petrol station.
Where on Earth is Melania Trump?
September 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Where on Earth is Melania Trump?
