Andy Barr
@barrstard.bsky.social
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sorry i only drink vimto for men. thats the one with the gun on the packaging
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 PM
sorry i only drink vimto for men. thats the one with the gun on the packaging
If you put a microwave on for a specific period of time and take the food out before the time is up, it stops the microwave from being able to cum.
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
If you put a microwave on for a specific period of time and take the food out before the time is up, it stops the microwave from being able to cum.
In honour of President Trump receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, I present me winning the Edinburgh Comedy Award
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
In honour of President Trump receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, I present me winning the Edinburgh Comedy Award
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[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
If the yank dares to try and change a thing about Greenland's wonderful flag he'll have me to answer to.
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
If the yank dares to try and change a thing about Greenland's wonderful flag he'll have me to answer to.
Coastal erosion really fell off the rankings of environmental threats. Positively quaint these days.
January 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Coastal erosion really fell off the rankings of environmental threats. Positively quaint these days.
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#ACMS
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
#ACMS
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
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Tonight's acts...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
#ACMS
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Tonight's acts...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
Minister: whilst I am unwilling to deal in hypotheticals, I can confirm that were our closest strategic ally, the US, to request that we jump off a cliff, any leap would be taken from a firm legal basis and would succeed in all key operational goals, landing etc.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Minister: whilst I am unwilling to deal in hypotheticals, I can confirm that were our closest strategic ally, the US, to request that we jump off a cliff, any leap would be taken from a firm legal basis and would succeed in all key operational goals, landing etc.
Sensational attempt at equality from colleague: 'we need a leader with a pair of bollocks - or tits -'
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Sensational attempt at equality from colleague: 'we need a leader with a pair of bollocks - or tits -'
RIP Béla Tarr
The Turin Horse Dining Experience
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
RIP Béla Tarr
Due to close working relationship with bathwater, management mulling making further changes at baby.
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Due to close working relationship with bathwater, management mulling making further changes at baby.
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#ACMS
📆 Monday 12th January
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
📆 Monday 12th January
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
#ACMS
📆 Monday 12th January
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
📆 Monday 12th January
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
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happy christmas eve!
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
happy christmas eve!
I'm sure many festive Strongman fans will join me in saying what a delight it is to see Kieliszkowski back competing once more
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'm sure many festive Strongman fans will join me in saying what a delight it is to see Kieliszkowski back competing once more
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Come see us* in January wegottickets.com/event/685242/!
Bring any unwanted Christmas presents for the swaps table!
Have an excellent rest of December!
Have a nice time!
HAVE A NICE TIME!
* Inc. @turlygod.bsky.social, @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, etc
Bring any unwanted Christmas presents for the swaps table!
Have an excellent rest of December!
Have a nice time!
HAVE A NICE TIME!
* Inc. @turlygod.bsky.social, @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, etc
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Come see us* in January wegottickets.com/event/685242/!
Bring any unwanted Christmas presents for the swaps table!
Have an excellent rest of December!
Have a nice time!
HAVE A NICE TIME!
* Inc. @turlygod.bsky.social, @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, etc
Bring any unwanted Christmas presents for the swaps table!
Have an excellent rest of December!
Have a nice time!
HAVE A NICE TIME!
* Inc. @turlygod.bsky.social, @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, etc
How are we feeling today? More Buddo or more Tobol Thinker?
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
How are we feeling today? More Buddo or more Tobol Thinker?
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‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology
Well, better than the companion compilation, that's for sure
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Well, better than the companion compilation, that's for sure
DJ's gone off-piste and started playing Autumn Sweater at your work Christmas party - wyd??
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
DJ's gone off-piste and started playing Autumn Sweater at your work Christmas party - wyd??
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
White boy whelms restaurant ordering in passable conversational dutch
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
White boy whelms restaurant ordering in passable conversational dutch
Hearing that Man overcomes the Baby mid-episode 2 of Man vs Baby - the remaining hour 15 is anguished moral rationalisation
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hearing that Man overcomes the Baby mid-episode 2 of Man vs Baby - the remaining hour 15 is anguished moral rationalisation
Want to feel old? World War 2 is older in time to Star Wars than world War II is to now. Star Wars is closer to World War 2. Mark Hamill is old enough to be Luke Skywalker's dad. World Wars II is now. Luke Skywalker is closer to old than Star Wars is to now. Want to feel old. Skywars is older than L
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Want to feel old? World War 2 is older in time to Star Wars than world War II is to now. Star Wars is closer to World War 2. Mark Hamill is old enough to be Luke Skywalker's dad. World Wars II is now. Luke Skywalker is closer to old than Star Wars is to now. Want to feel old. Skywars is older than L