Tom Neenan
corbyn on newsnight arguing the salient point that teddy is his best friend and the best way to drive his yellow mini is from the roof.
January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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#ACMS
📆 Monday 12th January
🏰 The Phoenix
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😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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well, here it is
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
if ai was an employee of any business, it wouldn’t pass its probationary period.

‘you’ve been spending a LOT of time at the water cooler, making many of the women in the office feel very uncomfortable and…. about your search history….’
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
well, here it is
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
[pointing at a stranger’s tattoo of two heart enclosed dates, roughly three years apart] hahahaha! what’s this crazy ink about!?
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
work in progress show at @angelcomedy.bsky.social

4th march.

why not pop down?:

get your ticksts here: link.dice.fm/U996eff70141...
January 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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gervais: we never had neuro-diversity in my day

gervais, two minutes later: that person making noise while i’m eating is causing me mental distress.
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i can’t believe i haven’t brushed my teeth since 2024!
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
gervais: we never had neuro-diversity in my day

gervais, two minutes later: that person making noise while i’m eating is causing me mental distress.
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
david tennant, oil on board

these small 6”x6” oil on board portraits are so fun to do. dm if you’d like to commission one.
December 31, 2025 at 11:44 AM
there are no rules to comedy, that’s its beauty, but if at any point you find yourself unironically miming tying on a keyboard while doing the ‘whiney liberal voice’, you’re doing bad comedy
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i love stranger things because i love when two characters walk fast while talking about a plan involving two other characters who are elsewhere
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
so at what date in 2026 do we think the entire economy will collapse because it’s a house supported by one twig created by k-holed psychopaths to waste water, create consent free pornography and tell teenagers to kts?
December 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
my 2026 resolution is to ignore anyone who wears a three-piece suit to a podcast recording
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
important work
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
early 2026 commissions already stacking up, but still room for a few more. dm me for enquiries and quotes
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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the skill of michael caine’s performance in muppets christmas carol is that every 5 seconds he crosses his eyes, turns to camera and says ‘i’m acting with these zany puppet fellas, ain’t that a hoot!?’
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
epstein was dead…. to begin with
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
the skill of michael caine’s performance in muppets christmas carol is that every 5 seconds he crosses his eyes, turns to camera and says ‘i’m acting with these zany puppet fellas, ain’t that a hoot!?’
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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happy christmas eve!
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
happy christmas eve!
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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this is going to be great! can't believe there are still tix available, it's at the Leeds Skelton Lake Motorway Services, doors at 9am, should be finished in time for the kings speech!
don’t forget you can get a discounted ticket for my preview tomorrow if you use the code: errorinjudgement1
December 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
don’t forget you can get a discounted ticket for my preview tomorrow if you use the code: errorinjudgement1
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM