Juliett
@retniw-nuf.bsky.social
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Hush, little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet, in your head.
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet, in your head.
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Juliett
@retniw-nuf.bsky.social
· Nov 15
'Wine me, dine me, 69 me?'
I'm more like 'wine me, dine me, asleep-by-9 me'.
I'm more like 'wine me, dine me, asleep-by-9 me'.
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"So, why do they call you Edward Scissorhands?"
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"So, why do they call you Edward Scissorhands?"
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Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with
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Not all who wander are lost.
Some of us just don’t have anything to do.
Some of us just don’t have anything to do.
July 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Not all who wander are lost.
Some of us just don’t have anything to do.
Some of us just don’t have anything to do.
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Suckitdry69 on Reddit just told me I need to be kinder to myself
July 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Suckitdry69 on Reddit just told me I need to be kinder to myself
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*at McDonalds
This happy meal better fuckin work.
This happy meal better fuckin work.
June 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*at McDonalds
This happy meal better fuckin work.
This happy meal better fuckin work.
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How attractive am I? Let’s just say a certain Rugby team in the Andes would call me a li’l snack
June 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How attractive am I? Let’s just say a certain Rugby team in the Andes would call me a li’l snack
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When the going gets tough the tough do something, I wouldn't know what.
May 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
When the going gets tough the tough do something, I wouldn't know what.
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The time I spend at home stressing about my job should count as work hours
May 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The time I spend at home stressing about my job should count as work hours
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*heavy French accent*
"You seem a little... How do you say... 'Fucky.'"
"You seem a little... How do you say... 'Fucky.'"
May 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
*heavy French accent*
"You seem a little... How do you say... 'Fucky.'"
"You seem a little... How do you say... 'Fucky.'"
How do I feel? Mostly with my hands and sometimes my tongue. Never with my heart.
May 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How do I feel? Mostly with my hands and sometimes my tongue. Never with my heart.
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I stretched this morning and my moans are now available on PornHub in all but 17 states.
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I stretched this morning and my moans are now available on PornHub in all but 17 states.
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I love clowns. I love how they murder people and live in the sewers.
October 17, 2023 at 11:38 PM
I love clowns. I love how they murder people and live in the sewers.
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saturdays are for leisurely crying on your shower floor instead of the quick sob you have down there mon-fri
May 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
saturdays are for leisurely crying on your shower floor instead of the quick sob you have down there mon-fri
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I consider both insults and compliments an attack and will respond accordingly.
April 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I consider both insults and compliments an attack and will respond accordingly.
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i’ll probably die not knowing why my aunt gets so close to my face when she talks
May 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i’ll probably die not knowing why my aunt gets so close to my face when she talks
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Have you ever played quiet tennis? It's the same as regular tennis, but without the racket.
May 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Have you ever played quiet tennis? It's the same as regular tennis, but without the racket.
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Once I make 3 friends, it’s over for the rest of you average people
May 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Once I make 3 friends, it’s over for the rest of you average people
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Your inspirational post truly inspires me to block you
April 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Your inspirational post truly inspires me to block you
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Pencilling a five minute giggle fit into my agenda for tomorrow
April 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pencilling a five minute giggle fit into my agenda for tomorrow
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[one of my skeets receives four (4) reskeets]
me: I'm an influencer
me: I'm an influencer
April 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
[one of my skeets receives four (4) reskeets]
me: I'm an influencer
me: I'm an influencer
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GPS, but for avoiding anyone you know
April 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
GPS, but for avoiding anyone you know
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Name 500 reasons I ask for too much.
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Name 500 reasons I ask for too much.
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I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off
March 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off