Michael sisto
@sistosterone.bsky.social
Weird Comedy person 👨🏻🦱
If anything here offends you blame your parents for raising such a dooshnozzle. Tell your friends
Malibu, Ca / Guantánamo Bay, Cuba
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If anything here offends you blame your parents for raising such a dooshnozzle. Tell your friends
Malibu, Ca / Guantánamo Bay, Cuba
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
https://www.instagram.com/sistosterone/
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Arachnophobia is so wrong. Just let spiders get married.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Arachnophobia is so wrong. Just let spiders get married.
I missed my mini Hindustani stringed instrument practice because I couldn’t find a baby sitar.
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I missed my mini Hindustani stringed instrument practice because I couldn’t find a baby sitar.
if olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
Sometimes you just cant unpoop something
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sometimes you just cant unpoop something
The cheese spent a lot of time at the gym hoping to get shredded.
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The cheese spent a lot of time at the gym hoping to get shredded.
If you disagree with your tailor, he’ll tell you to suit yourself.
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you disagree with your tailor, he’ll tell you to suit yourself.
I should’ve known that my friend would get fired from the road department for stealing. The last time I was at his house, all the signs were there.
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I should’ve known that my friend would get fired from the road department for stealing. The last time I was at his house, all the signs were there.
Sad news about the fire that destroyed the shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sad news about the fire that destroyed the shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.
I can’t believe viruses and bacteria enter my body without permission. It makes me sick.
October 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I can’t believe viruses and bacteria enter my body without permission. It makes me sick.
When visiting Cuba, plan on havana good time.
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When visiting Cuba, plan on havana good time.
People who get into sports fishing really get hooked.
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
People who get into sports fishing really get hooked.
To the thief who stole my antidepressants yesterday, I hope you’re happy.
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
To the thief who stole my antidepressants yesterday, I hope you’re happy.
The tiny bait fish said, “if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The tiny bait fish said, “if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
The student said she was late for class because she was in the bathroom, but the teacher thought she was stalling.
October 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The student said she was late for class because she was in the bathroom, but the teacher thought she was stalling.
If we don’t conserve water, we’ll go from one ex-stream to another.
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If we don’t conserve water, we’ll go from one ex-stream to another.
A man was interviewed about falling off a tower in Paris. When asked what happened, he replied, “Eiffel.”
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A man was interviewed about falling off a tower in Paris. When asked what happened, he replied, “Eiffel.”
I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it doesn’t have an ending.
October 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it doesn’t have an ending.
Q: How many Trump supporters do you need to change a Lightbulb? 💡
A: None! Trump says he fixed it and they all stand cheering in the dark.
A: None! Trump says he fixed it and they all stand cheering in the dark.
October 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Q: How many Trump supporters do you need to change a Lightbulb? 💡
A: None! Trump says he fixed it and they all stand cheering in the dark.
A: None! Trump says he fixed it and they all stand cheering in the dark.
I asked my dog how the economy is doing…he said rough.
October 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I asked my dog how the economy is doing…he said rough.
When the butcher backed up into the meat grinder, he got a little behind in his work.
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When the butcher backed up into the meat grinder, he got a little behind in his work.
If you tried to walk a mile in my shoes, you wouldn’t get too far bc I havnt worn shoes since 2012
October 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you tried to walk a mile in my shoes, you wouldn’t get too far bc I havnt worn shoes since 2012
I thought I was a good swimmer, but then I swam in the ocean and got schooled by some fish.
October 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I thought I was a good swimmer, but then I swam in the ocean and got schooled by some fish.
The government is now officially shut down. I guess Trump really is running the country like one of his businesses.
October 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The government is now officially shut down. I guess Trump really is running the country like one of his businesses.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester
September 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester