Michael sisto
@sistosterone.bsky.social
Weird Comedy person 👨🏻🦱
If anything here offends you blame your parents for raising such a dooshnozzle. Tell your friends
Malibu, Ca / Guantánamo Bay, Cuba
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https://www.instagram.com/sistosterone/
If anything here offends you blame your parents for raising such a dooshnozzle. Tell your friends
Malibu, Ca / Guantánamo Bay, Cuba
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
https://www.instagram.com/sistosterone/
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I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
Martin Landau and Walter Mathou can’t hold a candle to dalton greencow
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Martin Landau and Walter Mathou can’t hold a candle to dalton greencow
Rodrigo manifested that entire thing because he had never tasted so much water before playing the drums in front of the fireplace with the golf stick.
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Rodrigo manifested that entire thing because he had never tasted so much water before playing the drums in front of the fireplace with the golf stick.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, April Thursday, and all of the July’s were there. Where were you?
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, April Thursday, and all of the July’s were there. Where were you?
Don’t expect to eat something fancy when flying. All they serve is plane food.
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Don’t expect to eat something fancy when flying. All they serve is plane food.
I don’t wanna go to sleep. Because the next thing that will happen is tomorrow, and I’m not ready for that.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I don’t wanna go to sleep. Because the next thing that will happen is tomorrow, and I’m not ready for that.
He couldn’t remember the pill’s name, but it was on the tip of the tongue.
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
He couldn’t remember the pill’s name, but it was on the tip of the tongue.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I havnt urinated in a week..i suspect that’s why ive got a severe blinding pain in my side, but im not sure
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I havnt urinated in a week..i suspect that’s why ive got a severe blinding pain in my side, but im not sure
I learned about the upcoming mobile home movie by watching the trailer.
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I learned about the upcoming mobile home movie by watching the trailer.
The detective found the missing train by following the tracks.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The detective found the missing train by following the tracks.
The food vendors negotiated a lower price at the stadium, but they had to make some concessions.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The food vendors negotiated a lower price at the stadium, but they had to make some concessions.
A punctuation mark made a mess in the toilet. It must’ve been a colon.
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A punctuation mark made a mess in the toilet. It must’ve been a colon.
To earn a college degree in eating, students need a lot of courses.
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
To earn a college degree in eating, students need a lot of courses.
During the trial, the demagnetized piece of iron was cleared of all charges.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
During the trial, the demagnetized piece of iron was cleared of all charges.
If your cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud?
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If your cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud?
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Arachnophobia is so wrong. Just let spiders get married.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Arachnophobia is so wrong. Just let spiders get married.
I missed my mini Hindustani stringed instrument practice because I couldn’t find a baby sitar.
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I missed my mini Hindustani stringed instrument practice because I couldn’t find a baby sitar.
if olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
Sometimes you just cant unpoop something
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sometimes you just cant unpoop something
The cheese spent a lot of time at the gym hoping to get shredded.
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The cheese spent a lot of time at the gym hoping to get shredded.
If you disagree with your tailor, he’ll tell you to suit yourself.
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you disagree with your tailor, he’ll tell you to suit yourself.
I should’ve known that my friend would get fired from the road department for stealing. The last time I was at his house, all the signs were there.
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I should’ve known that my friend would get fired from the road department for stealing. The last time I was at his house, all the signs were there.
Sad news about the fire that destroyed the shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sad news about the fire that destroyed the shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.