Tisiphone, Weapon Wifester
@quorstyl.bsky.social
Late 20s | multi-fandom tumblrite | Australia
🏳️⚧️ | Criminalise golf
🏳️⚧️ | Criminalise golf
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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cis people: trans people should be diagnosed by doctors
one of my doctors back in the day: I want to flip you over on the table
one of my doctors back in the day: I want to flip you over on the table
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
cis people: trans people should be diagnosed by doctors
one of my doctors back in the day: I want to flip you over on the table
one of my doctors back in the day: I want to flip you over on the table
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The exec tried to bluster about how OBVIOUSLY he can't be blamed, it's just a naked button. Anyone could push it! He blushed real bad when they mentioned small children had been there a ton without pushing buttons.
So a little plastic guard had to be installed 2 days later. Because of the exec.
So a little plastic guard had to be installed 2 days later. Because of the exec.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The exec tried to bluster about how OBVIOUSLY he can't be blamed, it's just a naked button. Anyone could push it! He blushed real bad when they mentioned small children had been there a ton without pushing buttons.
So a little plastic guard had to be installed 2 days later. Because of the exec.
So a little plastic guard had to be installed 2 days later. Because of the exec.
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Back in the day, the datacenter LiveJournal was hosted in had the requisite emergency power off button in the event of fire suppression systems becoming necessary. It was placed on the wall right next to the exit door ... where it looked precisely like a button to open an automatic door.
This is where @oggie.bsky.social and @kingfox.bsky.social gather in a dark corner of a virtual bar and reminisce about the time a guy unplugged the wrong thing to plug in a vacuum cleaner.
every time I see people whining about the internet and single points of failure and “remember when” I laugh and LAUGH. folks. did you know that at one point sufficient rain in northern Virginia could take half the internet down? the infrastructure is way more robust and resilient than it used to be.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Back in the day, the datacenter LiveJournal was hosted in had the requisite emergency power off button in the event of fire suppression systems becoming necessary. It was placed on the wall right next to the exit door ... where it looked precisely like a button to open an automatic door.
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"Canberra is a perfectly designed government capitol" then why is Jamberoo Recreation Park, where you control the action, over 200 kilometres outside its borders then, huh? Nerd
Yeah it's like Old Sydney Town, but governmental. Like they built an EPCOT that sucks and all the nerds they hired to give it authentic vibes also just actually live there. It's Westworld for people who enjoy reports and spreadsheets and know things about wine
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"Canberra is a perfectly designed government capitol" then why is Jamberoo Recreation Park, where you control the action, over 200 kilometres outside its borders then, huh? Nerd
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whats up my fellow gamers
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
whats up my fellow gamers
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I have built a website to automate the procedures in the Architect of Worlds book by Jon Zeigler.
The URL is: aahench.pythonanywhere.com
Star systems and 3D star maps can be randomly generated.
Every world has a map.
The output URL can be saved and shared to re-generate the same result.
The URL is: aahench.pythonanywhere.com
Star systems and 3D star maps can be randomly generated.
Every world has a map.
The output URL can be saved and shared to re-generate the same result.
Starsystem Generator
aahench.pythonanywhere.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have built a website to automate the procedures in the Architect of Worlds book by Jon Zeigler.
The URL is: aahench.pythonanywhere.com
Star systems and 3D star maps can be randomly generated.
Every world has a map.
The output URL can be saved and shared to re-generate the same result.
The URL is: aahench.pythonanywhere.com
Star systems and 3D star maps can be randomly generated.
Every world has a map.
The output URL can be saved and shared to re-generate the same result.
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If RCBG fully breaks containment it would objectively be the funniest thing of the year.
This story rules so far, it's like a mix of Monstrous Regiment and Death Note but trans www.scribblehub.com/read/1584138...
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth - 01 – Pure competitive instinct with no ulterior motive | Scribble Hub
www.scribblehub.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
If RCBG fully breaks containment it would objectively be the funniest thing of the year.
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Catholic schools are used as legal conversion therapy because you have to wear a gendered uniform cut your hair a certain way etc etc and you are expelled if you don’t. Do you understand this. do you understand how many kids at each school are there for that reason
I don’t actually think you people comprehend the kind of suffering on even a school level scale the queer people and children at these institutions have to go through like you’re actually brain dead stupid
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Catholic schools are used as legal conversion therapy because you have to wear a gendered uniform cut your hair a certain way etc etc and you are expelled if you don’t. Do you understand this. do you understand how many kids at each school are there for that reason
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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We've come up with a good number of terms to describe and market RCBG/Estro Junkies, but if I'm being honest for a moment what it mostly is, is a soap opera.
This is kind of just what a soap opera looks like for transbians with polycule drama.
This is kind of just what a soap opera looks like for transbians with polycule drama.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
We've come up with a good number of terms to describe and market RCBG/Estro Junkies, but if I'm being honest for a moment what it mostly is, is a soap opera.
This is kind of just what a soap opera looks like for transbians with polycule drama.
This is kind of just what a soap opera looks like for transbians with polycule drama.
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Fossil evidence from six continents indicates that human agriculture and livestock have fundamentally altered global mammal communities, disrupting natural patterns established during the Ice Age. doi.org/g95dzg
How humans reshaped the animal world: Research traces 50,000 years of change
New fossil research shows how human impacts, particularly through the rise of agriculture and livestock, have disrupted natural mammal communities as profoundly as the Ice Age extinctions.
phys.org
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Fossil evidence from six continents indicates that human agriculture and livestock have fundamentally altered global mammal communities, disrupting natural patterns established during the Ice Age. doi.org/g95dzg
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Glinda’s first line in Wicked “it’s good to see me, isn’t it”? Gives the strongest toxic manipulative hypno Domme bimbo vibes that I’ve only just clicked on, but, fuckkkkk 🫠
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Glinda’s first line in Wicked “it’s good to see me, isn’t it”? Gives the strongest toxic manipulative hypno Domme bimbo vibes that I’ve only just clicked on, but, fuckkkkk 🫠
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sideburns being named after general burnsides sounds like one of those apocryphal folk legends except it's true. They're literally named after this guy
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
sideburns being named after general burnsides sounds like one of those apocryphal folk legends except it's true. They're literally named after this guy
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Oh god damn it is this what cishet women feel like reading romance novels?
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh god damn it is this what cishet women feel like reading romance novels?
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The Wichita Beacon
November 11,1910
November 11,1910
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Wichita Beacon
November 11,1910
November 11,1910
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v good thread to show to your cis people who don’t understand the kafkaesque web of insane bureaucratic nonsense that british trans people have been trapped in for decades
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
August 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
v good thread to show to your cis people who don’t understand the kafkaesque web of insane bureaucratic nonsense that british trans people have been trapped in for decades
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Miya Wilkes, 29, called an ambulance after suffering a fall at home. When paramedic Avery Mann, 39, arrived on the scene and asked her to describe where it hurt, Wilkes gave a heavy sigh before listing off every source of physical, emotional and psychic pain in her life to date.
Autistic woman asked where it hurts gestures vaguely at entire life
An autistic woman asked to describe the source of her pain has no idea where to begin, it has been reported. Miya Wilkes, 29, called an ambulance after suffering a fall at home. When paramedic Avery…
thedailytism.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Miya Wilkes, 29, called an ambulance after suffering a fall at home. When paramedic Avery Mann, 39, arrived on the scene and asked her to describe where it hurt, Wilkes gave a heavy sigh before listing off every source of physical, emotional and psychic pain in her life to date.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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For folks who remember the concept of "selling out", I wrote this a few years ago so you can explain it to younger people who are not familiar with what the idea meant within culture. www.anildash.com/2023/04/18/w... It's hard to explain why someone would not license their song for a commercial.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
For folks who remember the concept of "selling out", I wrote this a few years ago so you can explain it to younger people who are not familiar with what the idea meant within culture. www.anildash.com/2023/04/18/w... It's hard to explain why someone would not license their song for a commercial.
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people have not only made a mockery of my special interests they've also made them evil and that's my supervillain origin story
October 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
people have not only made a mockery of my special interests they've also made them evil and that's my supervillain origin story
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