Piper Paige
@pipermintz.bsky.social
Literally a mouse <:3 )~
I like drawing and posting silly stuff
Transsexual woman etc
I like drawing and posting silly stuff
Transsexual woman etc
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It was one of those days where I was supposed to hang out with someone and be gently handled all day while I talk like a kid and I didn't get to do that so ummm >:(!!
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It was one of those days where I was supposed to hang out with someone and be gently handled all day while I talk like a kid and I didn't get to do that so ummm >:(!!
It must've sucked when they were inventing last names and you saw the blacksmith get Smith and roof guy get Thatcher and then you, the town gooner, gets Cummings, cursing your bloodline forever
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It must've sucked when they were inventing last names and you saw the blacksmith get Smith and roof guy get Thatcher and then you, the town gooner, gets Cummings, cursing your bloodline forever
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I swear I was just going to spend 5 minutes on this worksheet but I put on one of my favorite albums and it finished before I was done 😲. Absolutely no "AI" was used in the making of this.
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I swear I was just going to spend 5 minutes on this worksheet but I put on one of my favorite albums and it finished before I was done 😲. Absolutely no "AI" was used in the making of this.
People online: here's fifteen paragraphs on why I think you're evil for drawing your fursona's tits
People irl: hi lady howzit going
People irl: hi lady howzit going
December 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
People online: here's fifteen paragraphs on why I think you're evil for drawing your fursona's tits
People irl: hi lady howzit going
People irl: hi lady howzit going
LOOK HOW GOOD THIS IS!!
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
LOOK HOW GOOD THIS IS!!
There is not a glance on this world that communicates more information than when two transsexuals make eye contact at the store for .03 seconds and then avert their gaze away from each other
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
There is not a glance on this world that communicates more information than when two transsexuals make eye contact at the store for .03 seconds and then avert their gaze away from each other
Some person: sorry buddy if you date me you're gay. You can be upsettero but you ain't hetero
The cishet guy they're dating: finally... My plan is paying off... computer, redirect all resources allocated to gay communities to me immediately.
Oh wow. that's... so little. Christ. Fuck dude...
The cishet guy they're dating: finally... My plan is paying off... computer, redirect all resources allocated to gay communities to me immediately.
Oh wow. that's... so little. Christ. Fuck dude...
December 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Some person: sorry buddy if you date me you're gay. You can be upsettero but you ain't hetero
The cishet guy they're dating: finally... My plan is paying off... computer, redirect all resources allocated to gay communities to me immediately.
Oh wow. that's... so little. Christ. Fuck dude...
The cishet guy they're dating: finally... My plan is paying off... computer, redirect all resources allocated to gay communities to me immediately.
Oh wow. that's... so little. Christ. Fuck dude...
Me: are you enjoying your hot chocolate?
My friend whose skull was impaled with a railroad spike back in 2014 and, after a miraculous yet limited recovery, was left only able to repeat one phrase: I'm in love with the Coco
Me: me too buddy, me too
My friend whose skull was impaled with a railroad spike back in 2014 and, after a miraculous yet limited recovery, was left only able to repeat one phrase: I'm in love with the Coco
Me: me too buddy, me too
December 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me: are you enjoying your hot chocolate?
My friend whose skull was impaled with a railroad spike back in 2014 and, after a miraculous yet limited recovery, was left only able to repeat one phrase: I'm in love with the Coco
Me: me too buddy, me too
My friend whose skull was impaled with a railroad spike back in 2014 and, after a miraculous yet limited recovery, was left only able to repeat one phrase: I'm in love with the Coco
Me: me too buddy, me too
From the files... Yikes... Apparently Jeff Mangum was on Avery Island and everything. Extremely disappointed....
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
From the files... Yikes... Apparently Jeff Mangum was on Avery Island and everything. Extremely disappointed....
This is nearly at 60k likes on Instagram what the fuck 😭
My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is nearly at 60k likes on Instagram what the fuck 😭
I wuz cuddling with my stuffies watching fnaf 2 earlier but got a lil too comfy and fell asleep zzzz
December 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I wuz cuddling with my stuffies watching fnaf 2 earlier but got a lil too comfy and fell asleep zzzz
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If I had a tail and paws it would be so much easier to get a fucking grip and live better
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
If I had a tail and paws it would be so much easier to get a fucking grip and live better
This is genuinely one of the craziest things someone has said to me 😭 you're getting mad that I'M sexualizing MYSELF??? There was 15 paragraphs of this 😭😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This is genuinely one of the craziest things someone has said to me 😭 you're getting mad that I'M sexualizing MYSELF??? There was 15 paragraphs of this 😭😭😭
Why do I have incel chasers yelling at me on Facebook 😭?!
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Why do I have incel chasers yelling at me on Facebook 😭?!
Went to the bookstore to flip thru My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness and groan until some girl asked me out but when I got there several other girls were already doing that. Bitches. God forbid I want to look pathetic and desperate by myself 🙄
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Went to the bookstore to flip thru My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness and groan until some girl asked me out but when I got there several other girls were already doing that. Bitches. God forbid I want to look pathetic and desperate by myself 🙄
Got banned from the commune cuz I kept holding my finger up to people's faces (NOT touching them btw!) and saying "annoyance is the price of community" over and over in a nasally voice
Curious how quickly people betray their principles,,
Curious how quickly people betray their principles,,
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Got banned from the commune cuz I kept holding my finger up to people's faces (NOT touching them btw!) and saying "annoyance is the price of community" over and over in a nasally voice
Curious how quickly people betray their principles,,
Curious how quickly people betray their principles,,
When you've been frotting for a while and you both wanna make sure the other person cums
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
When you've been frotting for a while and you both wanna make sure the other person cums
My gf earlier fr
stuck inside a pipe on christmas. AGAIN?!?
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My gf earlier fr
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 25,1945
December 25,1945
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 25,1945
December 25,1945
Me and my gf this fine holiday um.. Day...
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Me and my gf this fine holiday um.. Day...
My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
I'm literally always doing this
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I'm literally always doing this
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getting clocked but its somebody looking into my eyes and seeing the tiny mouse working the switchboard
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
getting clocked but its somebody looking into my eyes and seeing the tiny mouse working the switchboard
When the cock hits your lips
and you take more than tip
That's amore
and you take more than tip
That's amore
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When the cock hits your lips
and you take more than tip
That's amore
and you take more than tip
That's amore