Piper Paige
@pipermintz.bsky.social
Literally a mouse <:3 )~
I like drawing and posting silly stuff
She/her 🏳️⚧️
I like drawing and posting silly stuff
She/her 🏳️⚧️
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Honestly brave of Sydney Sweeney to become the face of white supremacy and then be lead actress in the movie The Little Lesbian that Could: A Woke Biopic
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Honestly brave of Sydney Sweeney to become the face of white supremacy and then be lead actress in the movie The Little Lesbian that Could: A Woke Biopic
Decided I'm going to be annoying about this
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Decided I'm going to be annoying about this
I will NEVER forgive you for what you tried to do to gay marriage
LEGO Garfield
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I will NEVER forgive you for what you tried to do to gay marriage
I love getting spanked so much.... Genuinely drooling, mind blank on this girl's bed because she was hitting my ass so hard... She made me beg for it too 😭 hurts like hell to sit down, can't wait for the bruises to develop so I can take pics 📸
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I love getting spanked so much.... Genuinely drooling, mind blank on this girl's bed because she was hitting my ass so hard... She made me beg for it too 😭 hurts like hell to sit down, can't wait for the bruises to develop so I can take pics 📸
Supreme Court decides not to overturn gay marriage after watching Senate democrats deepthroat republicans
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Supreme Court decides not to overturn gay marriage after watching Senate democrats deepthroat republicans
hi I'm Spooky the Bumblebee my pronouns are boo/bee ^__^ *insect whispering in my ear* oh god *they pull up a diagram of a naked woman* oh god oh fuck *they circle her breasts in red marker* Beesus B. Christ... I- I need to bee alone...
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
hi I'm Spooky the Bumblebee my pronouns are boo/bee ^__^ *insect whispering in my ear* oh god *they pull up a diagram of a naked woman* oh god oh fuck *they circle her breasts in red marker* Beesus B. Christ... I- I need to bee alone...
what's interesting is that sfw undertale art is Sans sans cum but nsfw undertale art is Sans cum cum
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
what's interesting is that sfw undertale art is Sans sans cum but nsfw undertale art is Sans cum cum
Crash (1996) is one of the strongest aphrodisiacs ever invented
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Crash (1996) is one of the strongest aphrodisiacs ever invented
Me: yeah like the dysphoria gets so bad that I get naked and stare at myself in the mirror just running through a bunch of ratios on repeat for hours
Chaser: Wow. Can I just say, as a Tool fan I HEAVILY relate
Chaser: Wow. Can I just say, as a Tool fan I HEAVILY relate
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me: yeah like the dysphoria gets so bad that I get naked and stare at myself in the mirror just running through a bunch of ratios on repeat for hours
Chaser: Wow. Can I just say, as a Tool fan I HEAVILY relate
Chaser: Wow. Can I just say, as a Tool fan I HEAVILY relate
I like Wicker Man (1973) cuz an anglo-protestant cop who never had fun in his life meets a furry polycule who are so debauched in being silly that he basically gets one shot
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I like Wicker Man (1973) cuz an anglo-protestant cop who never had fun in his life meets a furry polycule who are so debauched in being silly that he basically gets one shot
The German people gave us Kant (yikes) but also gave us sauerkraut on hotdogs (yay) so the jury is still out
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The German people gave us Kant (yikes) but also gave us sauerkraut on hotdogs (yay) so the jury is still out
It's devastating that Hemmingway's "World's Shortest Erotic Story" - for sale: women's shoes, heavily worn - never found a similar level of success to it's sad counterpart
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's devastating that Hemmingway's "World's Shortest Erotic Story" - for sale: women's shoes, heavily worn - never found a similar level of success to it's sad counterpart
Um what if we 👉👈... What if... Umm 🥺🥺🥺 whuh mmmm. Hm...
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Um what if we 👉👈... What if... Umm 🥺🥺🥺 whuh mmmm. Hm...
Liking the vivziepop art style is like the cilantro soap tasting gene in the sense that you have to be genetically predisposed to it and it's comorbid with autism
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Liking the vivziepop art style is like the cilantro soap tasting gene in the sense that you have to be genetically predisposed to it and it's comorbid with autism
I hate how when you're in-between jobs you have to fight against the urge to do submissive puppygirl shit. It's like a miasma that wafts through the trannynet suffocating anyone who dares be pathetic enough to let it in. No... I shan't... I must remain strong...
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I hate how when you're in-between jobs you have to fight against the urge to do submissive puppygirl shit. It's like a miasma that wafts through the trannynet suffocating anyone who dares be pathetic enough to let it in. No... I shan't... I must remain strong...
Hrmm...
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hrmm...
Democrats when the GOP is destroying the global economy to bring about the mechahitler singularity: ermm get a load of mr orange tinyhands over here 🤪🤪
Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-
Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Democrats when the GOP is destroying the global economy to bring about the mechahitler singularity: ermm get a load of mr orange tinyhands over here 🤪🤪
Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-
Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-
For your crimes I hearby sentence you to four years of mandatory game night with a chungus bisexual couple who own an entire wall of tabletop games
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
For your crimes I hearby sentence you to four years of mandatory game night with a chungus bisexual couple who own an entire wall of tabletop games
Me: *gentle touching her AARP card* I think whatever website you get your terminology from is hurting you... Please stop... For me?
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me: *gentle touching her AARP card* I think whatever website you get your terminology from is hurting you... Please stop... For me?
"hand foot and mouth disease" okay first off it's called a paraphilia, second off who cares what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"hand foot and mouth disease" okay first off it's called a paraphilia, second off who cares what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes
She's straight up going derp mode on my shit *remembers that being a woman doesn't exempt me from misogyny* AND she has a Bachelor of Fine Arts from Vassar, which is an accomplishment in it's own right
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
She's straight up going derp mode on my shit *remembers that being a woman doesn't exempt me from misogyny* AND she has a Bachelor of Fine Arts from Vassar, which is an accomplishment in it's own right
Retard stocks in freefall as NYC elects socialist mayor - "no one will be allowed to say it again" says top economic specialist
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Retard stocks in freefall as NYC elects socialist mayor - "no one will be allowed to say it again" says top economic specialist
Okay Lord I'm healed. Send me a lesbian that looks like Shostakovich to ruin my life please 🥺
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Okay Lord I'm healed. Send me a lesbian that looks like Shostakovich to ruin my life please 🥺
Be careful voting today
If there is a man at the polls telling you about a fruitopia vending machine "just like in the movies" he is trying to trick you into a large maze which you cannot escape. A large minotaur lives in that maze and you WILL fall in love with him, and he WILL break your heart...
If there is a man at the polls telling you about a fruitopia vending machine "just like in the movies" he is trying to trick you into a large maze which you cannot escape. A large minotaur lives in that maze and you WILL fall in love with him, and he WILL break your heart...
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Be careful voting today
If there is a man at the polls telling you about a fruitopia vending machine "just like in the movies" he is trying to trick you into a large maze which you cannot escape. A large minotaur lives in that maze and you WILL fall in love with him, and he WILL break your heart...
If there is a man at the polls telling you about a fruitopia vending machine "just like in the movies" he is trying to trick you into a large maze which you cannot escape. A large minotaur lives in that maze and you WILL fall in love with him, and he WILL break your heart...