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The myth of consensual drowning shows deuce and pants consenting but the toilet does not. The audience is questioned: isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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"N PROBLEMS" https://bonequest.com/9827
deuce: I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH IS 9, 10 TOPS deuce: OKAY MAYBE 11 deuce: LET'S CALL IT 10% +- 1% OF PROBLEMS WHICH INVOLVE BITCHES
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"DM'S" https://bonequest.com/9826
spigot: ARE YOU TIRED OF PENISES SLIDING INTO YOUR DM'S deuce: YES deuce: BUT I'M ALSO TIRED OF PENISES IN GENERAL spigot: ALL THOSE THANK-YOU NOTES
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU" https://bonequest.com/9825
spigot: HONK MY PEEN YOU DUMB BROADS `SEND`
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"HOW INDEED" https://bonequest.com/9824
pants: WATCH UNTIL THE END!!!1 pants: HOW DO I CENTER A DIV
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"CONNECT 300" https://bonequest.com/9823
pants: LICKING DICK AT 300 BAUD
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"AS PREVIOUSLY INDICATED" https://bonequest.com/9822
spigot: I'LL TAKE THINGS I DON'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT FOR $200 spigot: AN ASSURED TALE OF QUEER RESISTANCE, BLENDED WITH THE SUPERNATURAL spigot: DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE (AS PREVIOUSLY INDICATED)
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"HEAT STROKE" https://bonequest.com/9821
spigot: ATTENTION BAY AREA HOMEOWNERS!!!!!!! spigot: :TOOLBOX: :HAMMER_AND_WRENCH: :SCREWDRIVER: :HAMMER_AND_PICK: :PICK: BUILD YOUR DREAM CABINETS spigot: PARKING IN THE SUN AND ROLLING UP THE WINDOWS
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"EXISTENTIAL" https://bonequest.com/9820
pants: SOMETIMES I DESPAIR deuce: I WONDER AS I WANDER
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"DEEP BREATH" https://bonequest.com/9819
spigot: LET'S TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND RELAX OUR MOUTH MUSCLES
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"SNAP BENEFITS" https://bonequest.com/9818
deuce: SUCKING A DICK OF LENGTH $N$ IS AN $O(N)$ OPERATION pants: CALLING THE REFERENCE DESK AT MY PUBLIC LIBRARY TO CHECK spigot: SNAP BENEFITS, WHAT ABOUT MY SUCK BENEFITS pants: PUNCH ME
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"LIGHTLY BUTTERED" https://bonequest.com/9817
deuce: GONNA NEED A LIGHT BUTTERING
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"YOU HEARD ME JUST FINE" https://bonequest.com/9816
pants: T DEUCE U+FFFD U+FFFD U+FFFD U+FFFD U+FFFD deuce: BEG PARDON pants: YOU HEARD ME deuce: I DID NOT pants: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"DRAG HIM AND DROP HIM" https://bonequest.com/9815
deuce: DRAG AND DROP ME TO THE TOILET deuce: BUT NOT BECAUSE IT'S A TEST FOR WEB BOTS BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE TIRED OF ME
January 30, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"HANDS UP" https://bonequest.com/9814
spigot: HANDS UP WHO BELIEVES MY PENIS MAY BE RAPIDLY APPROACHING ITS INFLECTION POINT
January 29, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"SCOTCHMALLOWS" https://bonequest.com/9813
spigot: ANYWAY TIME TO SEND ME A FEW BOXES OF THE LARGEST SEE'S SCOTCHMALLOWS THEY MAKE
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"IT'S UP TO YOU" https://bonequest.com/9812
pants: PUNCH ME pants: OR SUCK ME pants: DEALER'S CHOICE
January 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"THY PURPLE CLOAK" https://bonequest.com/9811
spigot: IF I WERE SWEET SLUMBER AND YOU HAD A PURPLE CLOAK WOULD YOU ENSHROUD ME deuce: OW OW OW POKEY SLUMBER BONER CONCEALED BY THE CLOAK
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"AUXILIARY BOOSTER IGNITION" https://bonequest.com/9810
spigot: WE HAVE AUXILIARY BOOSTER IGNITION (LOUD, POWERFUL DIARRHEA INTO SOME OF THE TOILET) pants: VIBE WANKING
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"NEXTDOOR" https://bonequest.com/9809
deuce: SO GLAD NEXTDOOR EXISTS SO IT CAN SHOW ME ADS WITH FAKE DOCTORS AND WARNINGS ABOUT NUTS AND OILS deuce: DEEEEEEZ OILS pants: PISS spigot: I ONLY USE NEXTDOOR TO ALERT FOLKS WHERE I MAY HAVE SEEN A PENIS HANGING OUT A WINDOW pants: DID YOU SEE ONE spigot: I WASN'T WEARING MY NIGHT VISION GOGGLES BUT I AM NOW
January 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"I SEE YOU" https://bonequest.com/9808
deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING spigot: I WAS BARELY EVEN SUCKING YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE WHOLE ROOM WIRED FOR SUCKING [[PORTLAND]]
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER" https://bonequest.com/9807
spigot: I NOTICE GROK HAS NO INTEREST IN SEEING ME WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON pants: TRY ASKING CLAUDE
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"Q*BOT" https://bonequest.com/9806
pants: IS THE QUEERBOT REAL OR SOMETHING YOU MADE UP TO FRIGHTEN ME deuce: OH IT'S REAL MOTHERFUCKER deuce: MARK MY WORDS
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"LET IT BE" https://bonequest.com/9805
spigot: WILL TODAY BE THE DAY spigot: A HEAVY PLASTIC BUCKET OF SHIT spigot: FALLS FROM THE SKY AND KNOCKS ME UNCONSCIOUS spigot: :PRAY::SKIN-TONE-2: spigot: :CLOUD: spigot: :BUCKET:
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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"A LOOK BACK" https://bonequest.com/9804
spigot: WHERE'S MY HIGHLIGHTED PERSONALIZED 2025 BEATOFF RECAP REEL spigot: MY CURATED LIST OF ALL THE BEATOFFS I ENJOYED spigot: MY FAVES, MY GO-TOS, MY OLD FAITHFULS spigot: THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENTS spigot: THE ONES WE LOST spigot: NEVERMIND HERE IT IS CLICK spigot: A SUPERCUT OF ALL MY STUPID FACES
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM