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"WORTH IT" https://bonequest.com/9780
spigot: AT LEAST A.I. IS MAKING WOMEN'S BOOBS BIGGER
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"MERRY FAGMAS" https://bonequest.com/9779
deuce: AND THREE TWO ONE deuce: MERRY FAGMAS effigy: ...I THOUGHT FAGMAS WAS THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS. deuce: ONLY IF YOU'RE A HERETIC effigy: LIKE FOR FAGS AND SUCH deuce: NO, FAGMAS IS BOTH HETERONORMATIVE AND SECULAR effigy: OH, RIGHT... PLUS I AM STILL ON AUSTRALIAN TIME.
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"LIGHTBULBS" https://bonequest.com/9778
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK pants: WHO'S THERE spigot: LIGHTBULBS pants: LIGHTBULBS WHO spigot: HOW MANY LIGHTBULBS DOES IT TAKE TO FIT UP MY ASS :***: Z Z Z T *** [[RED]] deuce: ILLEGAL FORMAT CHANGE
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"OUT ON THE LAWN TODAY" https://bonequest.com/9777
spigot: ASKING IF WE CAN LICK DICK OUT ON THE LAWN TODAY
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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some of you may know that the genius behind bonequesthifi (grilldos) has retired from making these weird wonderful recordings

as a parting gift we were gifted an archive, now incorporated into the site:

bonequest.com/2275
bonequest.com/4739

everything all at once: bonequest.com/search/?q=%2...
the spigot man can
BoneQuest No. 2275 for JANUARY 20TH 2005
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December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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"GURK" https://bonequest.com/9776
spigot: PARKING IN THE SUN AND ROLLING UP THE WINDOWS AND GURK HEAT STROKE spigot: AT LEAST A.I. IS MAKING WOMEN'S TITS BIGGER spigot: I'VE PRETTY MUCH SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE FEELING LIKE JAMES WOODS IN CONTACT WHEN HE SEES HITLER deuce: OKAY
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME" https://bonequest.com/9775
deuce: FOLKS DON'T PUT HOT LIQUID NEAR YOUR CROTCH pants: BUT IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"PROCEED" https://bonequest.com/9774
deuce: ARE YOU READY TO ATTEND TO ME WITH THE BUTTER SMEARING pants: I AM deuce: THEN YOU MAY PROCEED pants: SHOW ME YOUR COCK deuce: (WHALE NOISES) pants: (HARP MUSIC)
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"LITTLE, BROWN" https://bonequest.com/9773
pants: LITTLE BROWN PISS JUG pants: IT REALLY SHOULD NOT BE BROWN pants: PERHAPS I AM DYING
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"NOM NOM NOMINAL" https://bonequest.com/9772
deuce: ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL pants: CHOP OFF MY DICK, KEEP IT AS A SOUVENIR deuce: HOW MUCH MORE WILL IT BE WORTH IN THE FUTURE pants: DOUBLE BAG IT deuce: THAT ANSWER IS NOT CLEAR pants: FINE: TRIPLE BAG deuce: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"GARLIC BREAD ANGLE" https://bonequest.com/9771
deuce: LET'S EXPLORE THIS GARLIC BREAD ANGLE pants: RIGHT SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO (DEVOLVES INTO WHISPERS) spigot: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE SUCKING DICK AT LES SCHWAB TIRE CENTER effigy: OH, I WENT TO DISCOUNT TIRE STORE effigy: (USE MY AFFILIATE LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION)
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"SOMETHING" https://bonequest.com/9770
pants: WE ARE WIZARDS OR SOMETHING deuce: WE'RE SOMETHING ALL RIGHT pants: ABSOLUTELY WE ARE pants: BUT WHAT deuce: SOMETHING pants: SCIENCE HAS FAILED US pants: WE MUST TURN TO THE DARK ARTS (GAY SHIT)
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"WHAT GOES ON IN THE DATACENTER" https://bonequest.com/9769
lobster: I'M NOT DEAD I'M JUST IN THE DATACENTER
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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SUCKING DICK AT THE OSAKA EXPO
Pants from Jerkcity/Bonequest
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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"LOCATION UNSPECIFIED" https://bonequest.com/9768
pants: IF I PUT MY PENIS IN THERE WILL ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN spigot: I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT TERM pants: IT IS 2025 AND I AM LISTENING TO THE NEW ORB ALBUM spigot: GEMINI 3 PRO KEEPS GIVING ME THESE: :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: pants: HONK MY HORN spigot: /CLEAR pants: YOU CAN CALL ME BOOKWORM-SLIM spigot: WHY IS THERE GRAPHITE ON THE FLOOR OF THE MEN'S ROOM
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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And now for something completely different. Bonequest redraw warmup type-pictures
A title above the drawing reads, "DID YOU KNOW?" Spigot helpfully informs the viewer, "The first penis pump took up an ENTIRE ROOM!" Various sketches. Deuce is running in terror, shouting "HELP HELP HELP THERE'S A GHAST FROM MINECRAFT IN MY ROOM GET THE FLY SWATTER". Pants appears concerned and thinks to himself, "This is not the Brat Summer I was hoping for..." Effigy is in the corner looking annoyed.
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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"PINK PEPPERMINT OREOS" https://bonequest.com/9767
spigot: WHO ELSE SPENT THE DAY IN BED WITH PINK PEPPERMINT OREOS pants: ARE THOSE REALLY A THING OR IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK TO GET ME INTO THE BIG STALL AT TARGET deuce: IF ONE OF THOSE TOUCHES YOUR LIPS ARE YOU INSTAGAY spigot: IF INSTAGAY IS A SIN LET ME BE GUILTY pants: IT'S NOT A SIN ANYMORE THE POPE DOWNGRADED IT TO SHAMEFUL spigot: THE COOKIES ARE GONE THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME IN BED IS SANDWICHES pants: BUT THEN AFTER SAVORY YOU'LL WANT SOMETHING SWEET AGAIN pants: A NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF ABUSE deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"BREAD" https://bonequest.com/9766
pants: NOTHING BETTER THAN LIGHTLY-TOASTED SUPERMARKET FRENCH BREAD spigot: CHRIST JESUS I'M TIRED OF LUCERNE BRAND MILK pants: OR THE GARLIC BREAD IN THE WEIRD FOIL deuce: SIGNATURE SELECT spigot: DO YOU NOT HEAR ME COMPLAINING ABOUT MILK deuce: HOW DID YOU KNOW I BOUGHT THAT EXACT GARLIC BREAD TODAY pants: WE SHOULD HAVE A BREAD PARTY deuce: TOTES spigot: IS MY KEYBOARD WORKING ASDF KJL ;FSADA JLKA DKLJ pants: BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD deuce: BREAD BREAD BREAD
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"CHRISTMAS PISS" https://bonequest.com/9765
pants: NEXT UP: CHRISTMAS PISS spigot: LICK MY DICK FOR MORE COOL HOLIDAY CYBERDEALS spigot: SURE ARE A LOT OF MOUNTAIN MIKE'S PIZZAS ON THE DRIVE UP THE COAST pants: WHICH COAST ARE YOU ON spigot: W I THINK pants: NODS
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"AN UPDATE" https://bonequest.com/9764
spigot: FINALLY, AN UPDATE: I'VE DECIDED I AM RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO HANDLE MORE CANDY
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"PLEASE, THANK YOU" https://bonequest.com/9763
pants: BEAT ME OFF (PLEASE, THANK YOU) deuce: WE'RE GONNA NEED THE EPA TO DO A STUDY FIRST effigy: ...AND THE USGS.
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"THE HEART TEMPLATE" https://bonequest.com/9762
deuce: YOU ARE THE PLAY-DOH AND I AM THE SHAPES YOU'RE SQUEEZED THROUGH spigot: MAY I BE THE HEART TEMPLATE deuce: NO
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Drop down menu "Submission" has options: • Defeat • Dehumanization • Servitude • Toilet
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Dialog box title: "Script Alert" Dialog box contents: "dildo patrol" with blue info icon Dialog box button: "OK"
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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"TAXI!" https://bonequest.com/9761
pants: GET ME TO JACKOFF PALACE AND STEP ON IT effigy: PALACE OR CASTLE? THERE IS A DISTINCTION!
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM