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"DEAR PENTHOUSE" https://bonequest.com/9738
spigot: SO I SAYS I DON'T WANT TWO GAY DADS I WANT ONE GAY DAD WITH TWO PENISES pants: LOL spigot: I'M OUT OF BREATH spigot: THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M NOT MORBING ENOUGH pants: CAN YOU CROSS REFERENCE MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS WITH T-GIRL PENIS LEVELS spigot: JARVIS, JUST FOR KICKS TURN THIS MAN'S DICK INSIDE OUT pants: OW OW OW OW OWW OOW OW WOW OW OW OW spigot: I MORB TO FIGHT HIGH CHOLESTEROL [[AMERICAN_FLAG]]
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"I SEE THE PROBLEM" https://bonequest.com/9737
spigot: DRAGGING GAY.GIF INTO CLAUDE pants: I SEE THE PROBLEM [[DATACENTER]] spigot: SEEMS LIKE CAM GIRLS PUT THEIR SANTA HATS ON EARLIER EACH YEAR spigot: I MAY NEVER GRADUATE FROM VIRGIN LOSER HANDHUMPER UNIVERSITY deuce: NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"A STRAPPING YOUNG NONCE" https://bonequest.com/9736
spigot: FOLKS WE GOTTA REDUCE NONCE GENERATION deuce: DELETE ALL THIS
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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"I GUESS" https://bonequest.com/9735
spigot: GUESS WE SUCKIN' DICK NOW spigot: NOT SURE WHICH FUNNIER: spigot: SUCKIN' spigot: SUCKIN
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"DEEP SHAG" https://bonequest.com/9734
pants: SOAKING THE DEEP SHAG CARPET WITH MY PISS
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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cocksucking in the data center
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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"COULD BE " https://bonequest.com/9733
spigot: THIS COULD BE THE DICKS TALKING BUT I LIKE LICKING DICKS deuce: THAT IS ALSO THE DICKS TALKING
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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now available for your great pleasure

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youtube has started removing bonequest videos for unknown reasons (probably automation gone wrong) so we've archived everything in one place, plus some stuff from our own personal dogshit corpus
spigot in space
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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"PLEASE PLEASE HEAR ME OUT" https://bonequest.com/9732
spigot: BONEQUEST . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PLEASE PLEASE HEAR ME OUT . . . . . . . . . . ON BROADWAY
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"GRACE" https://bonequest.com/9731
spigot: BEFORE I LICK DICK, I LIKE TO SAY GRACE
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"CHEESE BLOG" https://bonequest.com/9730
deuce: ITERATIVELY TRYING EVERY CHEESE IN THE SAFEWAY CHEESE CAROUSEL, WRITING NOTES ON EACH TO POST TO MY BLOG effigy: NICE. HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO SMOKED GOUDA YET? deuce: I WILL DIE BEFORE I AM DONE
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"WHAT I NEED" https://bonequest.com/9729
pants: WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS COME DOWN TO WHERE I WORK AND SLAP THE DICKS OUT OF MY MOUTH
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"PHRASE" https://bonequest.com/9728
pants: "BOOMER-TARGETED A.I. SLOP" deuce: THAT IS A PHRASE NOT A FULL SENTENCE
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"TO THE GLUE FACTORY" https://bonequest.com/9727
deuce: MY THROAT IS SCRATCHY pants: PUTTING YOU DOWN, SEND YOUR BODY TO THE GLUE FACTORY deuce: GLORIOUS RELEASE pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY (TO RUB MY FEET THIS WEEKEND) deuce: PROBABLY (NO)
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"GRABBERS AKIMBO" https://bonequest.com/9726
deuce: SOMEONE HOLD ME pants: I AM TRYING deuce: YOUR ARMS DON'T QUITE REACH pants: I AM DOING MY BEST deuce: MOVE THE PORTAL ON YOUR SIDE CLOSER TO INCREASE THE RANGE pants: PUTTING MY BACK INTO IT deuce: PULL YOUR ARMS OUT, EQUIP DUAL WIELD GRABBERS, RETRY deuce: GRABBERS AKIMBO pants: WHIRLY-GIG STYLE deuce: DO NOT WHIRLY-GIG, YOU WILL DAMAGE THE PORTAL AND CAUSE A RIFT IN SPACETIME pants: THAT IS HOW WE GET OUT OF THIS PLACE deuce: THE RIFT EXPANDS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, DESTROYING ALL MATTER deuce: A++++ WOULD DISRUPT AGAIN L@@K
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"NO WRONG ANSWER" https://bonequest.com/9725
deuce: T SPIGOT WHEN THE MHZ FRONTIER OPENS IN THE OBSERVATION OF GRAVITATIONAL RADIATION DETECTION, DO YOU THINK YOU AND I WILL BE THE FIRST SOURCE CANDIDATES, OR WILL IT BE ME AND YOU spigot: DO WE REALLY WANNA BE HERE IN ~5 YEARS deuce: THERE'S NO WRONG ANSWER JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION spigot: IT WILL BE US 2GETHER
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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"READ A DIFFERENT BOOK" https://bonequest.com/9724
pants: SHUP UP ABOUT DISCWORLD
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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"AND CAME WITH A 10MB HARD DISK" https://bonequest.com/9723
spigot: THE FIRST PENIS PUMP TOOK UP AN ENTIRE ROOM
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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"ALL OVER THE BED" https://bonequest.com/9722
spigot: I HATE HOW THERE'S DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE BED pants: WE CALL THOSE DARK PATTERNS
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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"FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT" https://bonequest.com/9721
:classic: ANGRY PANEL FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT deuce: I'M HOT pants: YOU ARE MID AT BEST deuce: I MEAN I TRY deuce: BY PUTTING OUT pants: AT A BBS PARTY YOU'RE A 10 pants: BUT
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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"ME AGAIN" https://bonequest.com/9720
spigot: DO YOU MEAN TO SAY spigot: AFTER 20 YEARS OF WAKING UP EARLY EVERY DAY spigot: AND COMMITTING TO 6-8 HOURS A DAY OF INTENSIVE TRAINING spigot: WITH FIVE INDIVIDUAL COACHES spigot: THAT DICKLICKING IS NOT RECOGNIZED AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT spigot: CAN I JUST ASK: NO **LONGER** RECOGNIZED, OR WAS NEVER RECOGNIZED spigot: MMMMMMMMKAY spigot: BUH BYE spigot: YOU TOO spigot: HI, ME AGAIN, JUST WANTED TO CLARIFY A FEW THINGS
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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"POLICE STORY" https://bonequest.com/9719
spigot: WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY IF I . . . . . . pants: JACK OFF?? OF COURSE NOT pants: I'M NOT THE JACKOFF POLICE pants: WAIT A MINUTE pants: WHAT IF I WAS THE JACKOFF POLICE AND I TOOK AN OATH TO ENFORCE ALL JACKOFF LAWS
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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"JIM MORRISON WAS A BAD POET" https://bonequest.com/9718
spigot: INSTEAD OF RIDERS ON THE STORM, MAYBE THE RIDERS LICK DICK pants: ARE THEY STILL ON THE STORM WHEN THEY DO THIS deuce: YEAH I MEAN THE STORM'S NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE spigot: THIS IS A DISASTER
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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"THE BLANK" https://bonequest.com/9717
pants: I'M A `BLANK`-POWERED FUCK MACHINE :deuce: IN THE BLANK deuce: _CUM_ pants: OKAY
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM