Tamreen
scriptor.bsky.social
Tamreen
@scriptor.bsky.social
Posts about history, language, code, and random shower thoughts (mostly the last one sorry). he/they. Brooklyn. 💗💜💙

profile pic alt text: Picture of me, a brown guy with a black beard and neck-length hair standing in lush green woods
crop circles come from all the circlings back that were never circled back
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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sorry but nobody should know what a file system is unless they want to

the fact that it's harder to get what you want from a computer than a refrigerator is a problem for ux designers, not educators
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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speaking as someone who left academia to work in a non-academic research context, there is a particular brand of misogyny in these spaces that comes from men who started but did not for whatever reason finish a phd program, and who have a massive chip on their shoulder about it
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
sorry but you can't make me have an opinion one way or another on pickleball. Y'all need fewer opinions
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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biblically accurate chicken
A electrifying Bornean Peacock-Pheasant (Polyplectron schleiermacheri)
[Endangered]

With his iridescent pale blue crest, bright orange facial skin patch, and luminous blue spots along his wings and broad fan-shaped tail, the eccentric-looking male is unmistakable if seen well.

#beautiful #birds
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
to all the tiny tims in the world who did not die, and the ones less lucky
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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MERRY/MARRY/MARY Christmas to everyone who gets this joke
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Merychippus to all who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Ötzi and a 45,000-year-old Siberian were both infected with a cancer-causing strain of HPV.
This is fascinating, and a reminder that we have a vaccine that *prevents cancer* and everyone eligible should get it.
Two ancient humans, including famed ‘Iceman,’ had cancer-causing virus
Findings from ancient DNA may shed light on HPV’s history in our species
www.science.org
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
everyone knows troops just spontaneously appeared as neat little rectangles on the battlefield
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Our penultimate Lonely Fish for #25DaysOfFishmas is another quite cute one. This is Triodon macropterus, the threetooth puffer. The only member of the family Triodontidae, this species is found around the Indo-Pacific at depths between ~30 and 300m.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
my new year's resolution is to keep up my streak of failing my resolutions
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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A roleplaying game where you have to close every one of your 200 open browser tabs one by one, gradually giving up parts of yourself until you are reborn as an egg.
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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you should know that Christopher Nolan already made an Odyssey adaptation back in 2014 and it was called Interstellar
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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A little Coney looking festive with its blue spots as it rests along the reef. #MarineLife #scuba #photography
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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the facehugger emerging fully-formed from its pod-like egg
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM