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Zen Faulkes
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Home page: http://DoctorZen.net. Biologist. Author of Better Posters book and blog. Collector of academic hoaxes and academic slop graphics.

Environmental science 49%
Geography 13%

Sometimes it’s money, yes. But pride can also motivate people.

Reading up on cell death to prepare a lecture and was not expecting to stumble across a figure of "Death playing pool" in a scientific journal.

Happy I did, yes, expecting I would, no.

doi.org/10.1038/s414...

WARNING ⚠️: Contains me.

Also: Free! 🆓
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Typography matters, example #491,360.
And my personal favorite poster, "Which Bounce Cunts"

Fixating on a single thing to "prove" is VERY common in science deniers and cranks and quacks.

They think, "If we can be right about THIS, it proves that the establishment is wrong and corrupt."

They are still mad about decisions made 5 years ago and are trying to prove themselves right.

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It's typical crank behaviour. As I said earlier today, MAHA is obsessed with ivermectin for the same reason creationists are stuck on peppered moths.

They think if they can be right about ONE THING it proves that "the establishment" AS A WHOLE is not only wrong but corrupt, and it vindicates them.

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And my personal favorite poster, "Which Bounce Cunts"

Somehow missed last week that a university employee got fired after saying on hidden camera how they had adjusted events in light of anti-DEI laws.
Yesterday, there were rumors that there were undercover groups on campus trying to record UNC faculty or staff saying something on camera that could get them fired. Similar to what happened other campuses, like NC State.
NC State Pride Center official no longer employed after new undercover video
An activist group shared a video Thursday of the employee explaining his approach to DEI. By Friday morning, he was no longer employed by NC State.
www.newsobserver.com

MAHA is obsessed with ivermectin for the same reason creationists are stuck on peppered moths.

They think if they can be right about just this one thing it proves that "the establishment" as a whole is wrong and corrupt.

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Top line NIH funding levels DOES NOT MATTER when the people who control the purse strings are bad actors.

Thanks for coming to my "seething commentary" TEDtalk.

www.statnews.com/2026/02/10/i...
National Cancer Institute studying ivermectin’s ‘ability to kill cancer cells,’ alarming career scientists
The National Cancer Institute is studying ivermectin as a potential cancer treatment, according to its top official, alarming career scientists.
www.statnews.com

More than half of biologists serving on search committees or reviewing grants report using the journal Impact Factor to judge credibility of research articles - despite all the known problems of Impact Factors.

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Hey! Sign DORA!

peerj.com/articles/205...
A survey of how biology researchers assess credibility when serving on grant and hiring committees
Researchers who serve on grant review and hiring committees have to make decisions about the intrinsic value of research in short periods of time, and research impact metrics such Journal Impact Facto...
peerj.com

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Yesterday, there were rumors that there were undercover groups on campus trying to record UNC faculty or staff saying something on camera that could get them fired. Similar to what happened other campuses, like NC State.
NC State Pride Center official no longer employed after new undercover video
An activist group shared a video Thursday of the employee explaining his approach to DEI. By Friday morning, he was no longer employed by NC State.
www.newsobserver.com

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Not setting off AI alarm bells for me. Looks more like misued BioRender stock images.

Is it cheating if the band does both a French and English version?

French version, anyway.

youtu.be/w_-VhNwRg0k

Laura Branigan had a hit with an English cover, but I always preferred the original French version.

youtu.be/7udfLxRfnXs

I don't think there is a more iconic invasive species, full stop, end of story.
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io

I live in one state and work in another! So weird!

Read the replies.
I'd watch a muppet show movie where the muppets infiltrate an academic conference.
I'd watch a muppet show movie where the muppets infiltrate an academic conference.
Not something you see in textbooks very often: tripolar mitosis.

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Many students said they were careful to avoid "banned words" in their GRFP applications, but in some cases it was unavoidable. Now they're wondering if these words led to their RWR notifications.

“My project is about bears and ‘black’ is a trigger word,” one Redditor wrote. “Insane.”

Link card preview #fail.

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It is not only about "reward" or "punishment" when insects learn. A new study @royalsocietypublishing.org shows that Drosophila larvae learn relative values to a set of odors, i.e., less or more rewarding than other odors. royalsocietypublishing.org/rspb/article...
Relative value learning in Drosophila melanogaster larvae
Abstract. The ability to learn from past experiences to inform future decision making is crucial for humans and animals alike. One question with important
royalsocietypublishing.org

I'm thinking period costume drama. Elizabeth: The Golden Age.

Except Suicide Squad.

Long but good analysis of recent Science editorial.

Organizations like AAAS (and so many more) are failing to meet the moment because they cannot imagine the status quo collapsing. They have no "crisis mode."
Science EIC Thorp would like to have it both ways:

1) Credited for being reasonable in acknowledging the importance of (i) quiet insiders & (ii) activists in confronting cuts to science.

2) Clear on who he thinks really deserves the credit for the wins: insiders.

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www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
A tale of many twos
For the American scientific enterprise, the past year has seemed awash in contradiction. On the one hand, it has produced great upheavals and losses for US science. Many universities experienced some ...
www.science.org

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Everyone brings up a Muppets Christmas Carol as an example of a movie where the human actor plays against Muppets like it’s serious film, but what if we made A completely human movie, however the female lead is Miss piggy, completely straight laced, as if it is Miss piggy’s dramatic acting debut.

Conference poster challenge:

Your poster in the style of a 1950s jazz album