Pink nightmare
@themaplewitch.bsky.social
Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.
Smarter than I act online.
Overeducated and understimulated.
Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
Smarter than I act online.
Overeducated and understimulated.
Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
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Writing a valentines version of a Christmas Carol, where a man gets visited by the ghost of his two ex-wives and future wife
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Writing a valentines version of a Christmas Carol, where a man gets visited by the ghost of his two ex-wives and future wife
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After watching this for the first time as a child, on the car ride home, my grandma turned to me and said “you know that’s not true right? they all died that night”
After watching this for the first time as a child, on the car ride home, my grandma turned to me and said “you know that’s not true right? they all died that night”
A ★★★★★ review of Anastasia (1997)
After watching this for the first time as a child, on the car ride home, my grandma turned to me and said “you know that’s not true right? they all died that night”
boxd.it
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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After watching this for the first time as a child, on the car ride home, my grandma turned to me and said “you know that’s not true right? they all died that night”
After watching this for the first time as a child, on the car ride home, my grandma turned to me and said “you know that’s not true right? they all died that night”
At the age that taking me to a pierogi hole in the wall restaurant in the Ukrainian part of town works on me as a date.
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
At the age that taking me to a pierogi hole in the wall restaurant in the Ukrainian part of town works on me as a date.
They saw you across the bar and like your vibes.
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
They saw you across the bar and like your vibes.
They should have more high functioning, but hot mess couples on love on the spectrum. Show some toxic non monogamous hipsters. I want some me representation.
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They should have more high functioning, but hot mess couples on love on the spectrum. Show some toxic non monogamous hipsters. I want some me representation.
Writing a valentines version of a Christmas Carol, where a man gets visited by the ghost of his two ex-wives and future wife
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Writing a valentines version of a Christmas Carol, where a man gets visited by the ghost of his two ex-wives and future wife
God sends His cutest soldiers, to His most avoidant men
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
God sends His cutest soldiers, to His most avoidant men
Is being in my late thirties too old to become a Tori Amos girly
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Is being in my late thirties too old to become a Tori Amos girly
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Three for three when it comes to dating people who are in relationships with horse girls that don’t even like them to begin with
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Three for three when it comes to dating people who are in relationships with horse girls that don’t even like them to begin with
You can manifest a man to water, but you cannot secure his attachment enough to get him to drink
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You can manifest a man to water, but you cannot secure his attachment enough to get him to drink
It’s just striped thigh highs and cat ears
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s just striped thigh highs and cat ears
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As established by Horton et al, the Whos live on a sort of dandelion. The Grinch, whatever his lineage, is no bigger than an adult Who. Therefore, the Grinch is very tiny, you do not need to fear his anti-Christmasness.
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
As established by Horton et al, the Whos live on a sort of dandelion. The Grinch, whatever his lineage, is no bigger than an adult Who. Therefore, the Grinch is very tiny, you do not need to fear his anti-Christmasness.
The reason dating sucks so much in north eastern Ohio is that your options are pretty much a Kelce or a Paul or the most socially awkward programmer with an unkempt beard.
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The reason dating sucks so much in north eastern Ohio is that your options are pretty much a Kelce or a Paul or the most socially awkward programmer with an unkempt beard.
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The greatest trick a Muppets Christmas Carol ever did was convincing the world there were two Marleys.
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The greatest trick a Muppets Christmas Carol ever did was convincing the world there were two Marleys.
Watching Almost Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Watching Almost Christmas
White boys really went off when they invented playing video games instead of thinking about feelings
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
White boys really went off when they invented playing video games instead of thinking about feelings
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rock and roll photos
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
rock and roll photos
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Chappell Roan when she sees I’m dating another soft boy who swears that he’s not queer
“SHE’S GOT, SHE’S GOT AN EGG”
“SHE’S GOT, SHE’S GOT AN EGG”
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Chappell Roan when she sees I’m dating another soft boy who swears that he’s not queer
“SHE’S GOT, SHE’S GOT AN EGG”
“SHE’S GOT, SHE’S GOT AN EGG”
I read a review of a “year without Santa Claus” where somebody said that the snow miser is their exact type and begrudgingly I have to admit he is also mine. (White hair, weird nose, kind of fruity.)
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I read a review of a “year without Santa Claus” where somebody said that the snow miser is their exact type and begrudgingly I have to admit he is also mine. (White hair, weird nose, kind of fruity.)
I’m starting to see what the connecting thread in the Christmas challenge is
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m starting to see what the connecting thread in the Christmas challenge is