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@themaplewitch.bsky.social
Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.
Smarter than I act online.

Overeducated and understimulated.

Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
got this alert today, book was in fact, "meh"
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
What it feels like in Ohio tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Might I throw in “me crying next to Kermit” into the ring
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh yes. VERY YES.
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Do you ever miss twitter?
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Stopped at Sheetz on the way home did not realize I looked like this
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m made for a cult
November 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Trying to not take it as a sign that I found my dream wedding dress that fits perfectly at a theist store I went to on a whim a half hour away from home
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The moment I first saw Gladys on screen, I knew what I was meant to be for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A lonely girl who doesn’t fit in anywhere because she feels like an old lady meets a traumatized boy who avoids his feelings by constantly flirting and running away to bury himself in work? couldn’t be us.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Miyazaki warning system to my emotional state. We’re at defcon Howl.
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What is this, a book for dogs?
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
He’s got those slutty little glasses too
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Correct answer. Good boy.
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How do we feel about girl belly in a tight dress?
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I should call him...
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
At cedar point today, can’t wait to ride my favorite ride!!
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
October 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You know what. This is a completely fair assessment of me.
October 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Inside me, there are two wolves
October 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am making big plans
October 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My partner and I.
September 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
September 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM