Killjöy 🇨🇦
@phalguy.bsky.social
An old idiot who plays disc golf--badly.
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Killjöy 🇨🇦
@phalguy.bsky.social
· Apr 21
The fact that Pope Francis died while giving JD Vance the finger is just bad-ass.
Respect.
Respect.
As a witness of your complete lack of driving skills, I'm really starting to doubt you actually have a baby jedi on board.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
As a witness of your complete lack of driving skills, I'm really starting to doubt you actually have a baby jedi on board.
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[me flirting with an older man] hows ur hose water
October 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[me flirting with an older man] hows ur hose water
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preemptively banning accounts just in case they get any crazy notions to actually post
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
preemptively banning accounts just in case they get any crazy notions to actually post
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What say you rub my magic lamp until the genie comes out?
Me flirting with her at this Arabian Nights themed party
Me flirting with her at this Arabian Nights themed party
October 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What say you rub my magic lamp until the genie comes out?
Me flirting with her at this Arabian Nights themed party
Me flirting with her at this Arabian Nights themed party
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I don’t understand the “Bari Weiss is not a journalist and therefore shouldn’t head up CBS News” argument. The whole point is that she’s not a journalist, she’s intellectual cover for the illiberal right. Nothing more or less.
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don’t understand the “Bari Weiss is not a journalist and therefore shouldn’t head up CBS News” argument. The whole point is that she’s not a journalist, she’s intellectual cover for the illiberal right. Nothing more or less.
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Sorry for the lack of content. I had a relaxing weekend, and without the pain of my trauma, the jokes don’t show up.
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sorry for the lack of content. I had a relaxing weekend, and without the pain of my trauma, the jokes don’t show up.
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𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘐𝘵 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 is my favorite song about goth decorating tips.
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘐𝘵 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 is my favorite song about goth decorating tips.
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I love you, heating pad.
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I love you, heating pad.
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Finishing off the conversation with a hand gesture just to make a point.
September 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Finishing off the conversation with a hand gesture just to make a point.
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A posting style best described as "relentless"
September 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A posting style best described as "relentless"
Currently listening to Blondie.
So say I'm not prepared for the Rapture.
So say I'm not prepared for the Rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Currently listening to Blondie.
So say I'm not prepared for the Rapture.
So say I'm not prepared for the Rapture.
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i met a girl named joyce and immediately thought, that's how a snake would say joy
September 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i met a girl named joyce and immediately thought, that's how a snake would say joy
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ME: sorry, I’m ticklish
NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:
NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:
September 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
ME: sorry, I’m ticklish
NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:
NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:
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Wanting attention but not wanting to bother anyone... that's normal right? No? Just me?
September 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Wanting attention but not wanting to bother anyone... that's normal right? No? Just me?
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The cat is talking a lot this morning. I think she's worried that I didn't get that extended warranty
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The cat is talking a lot this morning. I think she's worried that I didn't get that extended warranty
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This rapture is as disappointing as my sex life.
September 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This rapture is as disappointing as my sex life.
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Being an airline pilot is like being both a cool bus driver and a lame astronaut.
August 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Being an airline pilot is like being both a cool bus driver and a lame astronaut.
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"I'm good"
You're Good? Really?
We're all struggling, doing the best we can against the weight of crushing challenges.
We're definitely not good.
No one wants to hear that, but we know that it's implied.
You're Good? Really?
We're all struggling, doing the best we can against the weight of crushing challenges.
We're definitely not good.
No one wants to hear that, but we know that it's implied.
September 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"I'm good"
You're Good? Really?
We're all struggling, doing the best we can against the weight of crushing challenges.
We're definitely not good.
No one wants to hear that, but we know that it's implied.
You're Good? Really?
We're all struggling, doing the best we can against the weight of crushing challenges.
We're definitely not good.
No one wants to hear that, but we know that it's implied.
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a younger version of me saw me packing grapes instead of chocolate for a work snack and punched me in the tit
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
a younger version of me saw me packing grapes instead of chocolate for a work snack and punched me in the tit
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If birth control was made of chocolate, there'd be no unplanned pregnancies.
September 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If birth control was made of chocolate, there'd be no unplanned pregnancies.
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Autumn the only day the planet isn't leaning. It's standing up straight to show off its new fall foliage, right before it slouches back into six months of seasonal affective disorder.
September 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Autumn the only day the planet isn't leaning. It's standing up straight to show off its new fall foliage, right before it slouches back into six months of seasonal affective disorder.
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I didn't lose my mind, it's free derange.
September 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I didn't lose my mind, it's free derange.