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Sorry, I clicked on your link. I didn’t mean to.
July 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sorry, I clicked on your link. I didn’t mean to.
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Have you tried losing your shit about it?
July 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Have you tried losing your shit about it?
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I’m experiencing phantom pain where my hope used to be
July 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m experiencing phantom pain where my hope used to be
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The enemy of my enemy is also an asshole.
July 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The enemy of my enemy is also an asshole.
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the cardinal sin of being a small bird
July 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the cardinal sin of being a small bird
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Imagine the pain of discovering that these are just salt & pepper flavour
July 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Imagine the pain of discovering that these are just salt & pepper flavour
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Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters
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July 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters
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me on weekdays: man im so tired. cant wait for the weekend. where i dont have to get up at the ass crack of dawn.
me on the weekend: *naturally wakes up at the ass crack of dawn*
me on the weekend: *naturally wakes up at the ass crack of dawn*
July 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
me on weekdays: man im so tired. cant wait for the weekend. where i dont have to get up at the ass crack of dawn.
me on the weekend: *naturally wakes up at the ass crack of dawn*
me on the weekend: *naturally wakes up at the ass crack of dawn*
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dudes will buy a new flashlight (2000 lumens) instead of going to therapy
July 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
dudes will buy a new flashlight (2000 lumens) instead of going to therapy
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A little chaos is OK.
Like maybe one chao.
Like maybe one chao.
July 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
A little chaos is OK.
Like maybe one chao.
Like maybe one chao.
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If red meat has so much iron in it why don’t cows rust? And another thing
July 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If red meat has so much iron in it why don’t cows rust? And another thing
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Finally some good news—
July 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Finally some good news—
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recipe that requires "2 tbsp any fluid"
July 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
recipe that requires "2 tbsp any fluid"
i am henceforth incorporting the word "e-whoring" into my daily vocabulary.
the silicon valley technofascists are the definition of good times breed weak men
July 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i am henceforth incorporting the word "e-whoring" into my daily vocabulary.
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“your screen time this week” shut up narc
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“your screen time this week” shut up narc
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A Waymo named Desire.
July 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A Waymo named Desire.
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Smash bros before smash hoes
September 21, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Smash bros before smash hoes
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If I stay alive much longer they are not going to be able to harvest my organs, mom.
July 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If I stay alive much longer they are not going to be able to harvest my organs, mom.
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I'm not eating because I'm hungry. I'm just providing an enrichment activity for my microbiome's enclosure.
July 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I'm not eating because I'm hungry. I'm just providing an enrichment activity for my microbiome's enclosure.
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Eternal life? Are you dipshits not tired?
June 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Eternal life? Are you dipshits not tired?
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the impact of a dad joke can be measured on a sighsmograph
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the impact of a dad joke can be measured on a sighsmograph
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Bro, are you even consumed by the twin flames of anger and regret
July 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bro, are you even consumed by the twin flames of anger and regret
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