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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
@sarahtaber.bsky.social Hi Sarah! I appreciate your content covering the agriculture industry, I’ve learned so much from following you. Do you have a Substack/blog and/or do you have any suggestions for more long-form blog content from reputable people in the field? Thanks :)
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@sarahtaber.bsky.social Hi Sarah! I appreciate your content covering the agriculture industry, I’ve learned so much from following you. Do you have a Substack/blog and/or do you have any suggestions for more long-form blog content from reputable people in the field? Thanks :)
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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One like, one opinion about dogs.
(Will stop if I run out of good opinions.)
(Will stop if I run out of good opinions.)
Okay, lets do this.
One like, one opinion that's not on politics.
One like, one opinion that's not on politics.
July 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
One like, one opinion about dogs.
(Will stop if I run out of good opinions.)
(Will stop if I run out of good opinions.)
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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A feature I’d like to see added to this app is the ability to search for people you follow based on a vague description of their profile picture when you forget what their name is
June 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
A feature I’d like to see added to this app is the ability to search for people you follow based on a vague description of their profile picture when you forget what their name is
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There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
June 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
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Surprisingly enough this is not describing the modern day moment - the whole thread is really worth a read
So you have a population that is functionally illiterate, a publishing industry discovering that craft is somewhere between irrelevant and harmful to sales, reactionaries realizing they can censor anything by screaming loud enough, and the greatest artists of the last generation dying in their 30s.
June 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Surprisingly enough this is not describing the modern day moment - the whole thread is really worth a read
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Journalists and others, take note: this is an excellent, comprehensive, and up-to-date perspective on the still-escalating threats to NOAA beyond the NWS. NWS remains in pretty dire straits, yet the prospects for the rest of NOAA are actually even more dire (especially with respect to climate).
ICYMI: I wrote about the likely demise of the federal government's climate website (and how it's demise could be better than other end states) and why I am even more worried about the rest of NOAA beyond just NWS.
substack.com/@balancedwea...
substack.com/@balancedwea...
NOAA is not just the National Weather Service
Looking at the broader expanse of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
substack.com
June 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Journalists and others, take note: this is an excellent, comprehensive, and up-to-date perspective on the still-escalating threats to NOAA beyond the NWS. NWS remains in pretty dire straits, yet the prospects for the rest of NOAA are actually even more dire (especially with respect to climate).
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The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow
June 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow
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yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
June 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
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Peace is important and necessary but we can’t pretend that it is a thing that we have any control over in the narrative.
So stop demanding that our side stay peaceful and start demanding that their side do it.
So stop demanding that our side stay peaceful and start demanding that their side do it.
June 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Peace is important and necessary but we can’t pretend that it is a thing that we have any control over in the narrative.
So stop demanding that our side stay peaceful and start demanding that their side do it.
So stop demanding that our side stay peaceful and start demanding that their side do it.
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Happy Tuesday! Who's ready to hear about
1. Flesh-eating maggots (mostly go after cattle)
2. They're native to the US
3. The USDA has kept them out of the US since the 1960s
4. But the flesh-eating maggots are making a 21st century comeback. And believe it or not it may be thanks to MAGA.
1. Flesh-eating maggots (mostly go after cattle)
2. They're native to the US
3. The USDA has kept them out of the US since the 1960s
4. But the flesh-eating maggots are making a 21st century comeback. And believe it or not it may be thanks to MAGA.
May 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Tuesday! Who's ready to hear about
1. Flesh-eating maggots (mostly go after cattle)
2. They're native to the US
3. The USDA has kept them out of the US since the 1960s
4. But the flesh-eating maggots are making a 21st century comeback. And believe it or not it may be thanks to MAGA.
1. Flesh-eating maggots (mostly go after cattle)
2. They're native to the US
3. The USDA has kept them out of the US since the 1960s
4. But the flesh-eating maggots are making a 21st century comeback. And believe it or not it may be thanks to MAGA.
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is a spiderweb the spider’s house or restaurant
May 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
is a spiderweb the spider’s house or restaurant
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RFK should be shilling hair tonic to rubes as a traveling grifter but instead he’s in charge of every disease in America :(
May 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
RFK should be shilling hair tonic to rubes as a traveling grifter but instead he’s in charge of every disease in America :(
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ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered
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the world mourns for the pope, who passed away earlier today... only to be reborn as an idol school student in tokyo! watch "welcome to idol academy, francis-kun!" airing on toonami this friday
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the world mourns for the pope, who passed away earlier today... only to be reborn as an idol school student in tokyo! watch "welcome to idol academy, francis-kun!" airing on toonami this friday
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in Texas they call it the Y’all-ive Garden
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
in Texas they call it the Y’all-ive Garden
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"A lifetime bitch" is an amazing insult.
April 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"A lifetime bitch" is an amazing insult.
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alright y'all. there's a lot going on in the world today, much of it scary.
perhaps you want to take a load off by reading an insane woman's theories on Pixar's Cars universe.
you have come to the right place.
amybrown.xyz/blog/cars
perhaps you want to take a load off by reading an insane woman's theories on Pixar's Cars universe.
you have come to the right place.
amybrown.xyz/blog/cars
April 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
alright y'all. there's a lot going on in the world today, much of it scary.
perhaps you want to take a load off by reading an insane woman's theories on Pixar's Cars universe.
you have come to the right place.
amybrown.xyz/blog/cars
perhaps you want to take a load off by reading an insane woman's theories on Pixar's Cars universe.
you have come to the right place.
amybrown.xyz/blog/cars
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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the arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards "it's one banana, michael. would could it cost, $10?"
April 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards "it's one banana, michael. would could it cost, $10?"