david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷
for legal purposes, i am a joke
for legal purposes, i am a joke
Pinned
let’s get back to a barter economy babyyyyy i’ll start by offering to pay for most everything with my greatest contribution to society: mouth stuff
unfortunately if i had a super power it would be killing the vibe. like a live action eeyore.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
unfortunately if i had a super power it would be killing the vibe. like a live action eeyore.
i have deleted bluesky and facebook and insta from my phone so that when i post i have to have more friction (opening mobile browser, navigating to webpage, signing in; alternatively, using a laptop) so that i can post less quantity but higher quality
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i have deleted bluesky and facebook and insta from my phone so that when i post i have to have more friction (opening mobile browser, navigating to webpage, signing in; alternatively, using a laptop) so that i can post less quantity but higher quality
my new hobby is asking anyone i see wearing notre dame merch in an airport where they were when they heard about declan sullivan and lizzy seeberg
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
my new hobby is asking anyone i see wearing notre dame merch in an airport where they were when they heard about declan sullivan and lizzy seeberg
November hit and i said “time for some FUCKING WALKIES AGAIN”
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November hit and i said “time for some FUCKING WALKIES AGAIN”
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It's important to remember that transphobia is not only unpopular politically but is also an incredibly annoying character trait that poisons someone's brain into thinking saying weird shit about kids to other moms is Praxis, and if they leave that means you Won Praxis
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's important to remember that transphobia is not only unpopular politically but is also an incredibly annoying character trait that poisons someone's brain into thinking saying weird shit about kids to other moms is Praxis, and if they leave that means you Won Praxis
thats enough of that
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
thats enough of that
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"The government would have people believe instead that Chicago is a hole of violence," Ellis says.
Then she adds, "that simply is untrue."
Then she adds, "that simply is untrue."
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"The government would have people believe instead that Chicago is a hole of violence," Ellis says.
Then she adds, "that simply is untrue."
Then she adds, "that simply is untrue."
after being fairly deeply depressed for like the past year i am trying to take the parts of my life i have taken comfort in but felt guilt about and set myself up so that i can actually enjoy things and myself again while also making sure i can take care of myself and those around me
If you don’t like yourself and what you have isn’t working , there’s nothing stopping you from changing anything and everything to be what would make you happier.
People think of “don’t change yourself for others” as this concept that if you ever alter who you are for another you’re fake or w/e
People think of “don’t change yourself for others” as this concept that if you ever alter who you are for another you’re fake or w/e
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
after being fairly deeply depressed for like the past year i am trying to take the parts of my life i have taken comfort in but felt guilt about and set myself up so that i can actually enjoy things and myself again while also making sure i can take care of myself and those around me
the journaling app i use just congratulated me for journaling two days in a row and now i never want to use it again out of defiance god dammit
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the journaling app i use just congratulated me for journaling two days in a row and now i never want to use it again out of defiance god dammit
finally got to volo’s live laugh lobotomy moment again in bg3
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
finally got to volo’s live laugh lobotomy moment again in bg3
just opened my email like i do every day but instead of just deleting all the marketing emails i din’t care about, i clicked through and unsubscribed from them. what a treat! i did like…40 lmao
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
just opened my email like i do every day but instead of just deleting all the marketing emails i din’t care about, i clicked through and unsubscribed from them. what a treat! i did like…40 lmao
pto going great tbh
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
pto going great tbh
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Good morning Jonathan Bailey 💕
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Good morning Jonathan Bailey 💕
do you think he and charlie kirk will find each other in the afterlife and charlie will be like “debate me!” and dick will be like “ah! a duck!” and shoot him in the face again? forever?
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November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
do you think he and charlie kirk will find each other in the afterlife and charlie will be like “debate me!” and dick will be like “ah! a duck!” and shoot him in the face again? forever?
in my attempt to be on my phone less i have decided to start subscribing to physical print again. so far i have the onion starting this or next month and just signed up for runner’s world. any suggestions for others?
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
in my attempt to be on my phone less i have decided to start subscribing to physical print again. so far i have the onion starting this or next month and just signed up for runner’s world. any suggestions for others?
i think im starting to feel like myself again
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i think im starting to feel like myself again
i call this one “what happens if i crochet a washcloth while high over a week?”
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i call this one “what happens if i crochet a washcloth while high over a week?”
just remembered i can listen to freak on a leash ft amy lee from korn’s mtv unplugged whenever i want wow
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
just remembered i can listen to freak on a leash ft amy lee from korn’s mtv unplugged whenever i want wow
the real villains of the dark crystal are andy’s boyfriend and friends from the devil wears prada. also the gelflings.
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
the real villains of the dark crystal are andy’s boyfriend and friends from the devil wears prada. also the gelflings.
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I don't have access to the numbers, but I do know that Teen Vogue built its identity, public profile and audience following over the past ten years in large part through its politics coverage, which was often interesting and punchy. Deciding to nuke that is a distinct choice
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don't have access to the numbers, but I do know that Teen Vogue built its identity, public profile and audience following over the past ten years in large part through its politics coverage, which was often interesting and punchy. Deciding to nuke that is a distinct choice
had a pretty sedentary october but today’s walkies were top tier
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
had a pretty sedentary october but today’s walkies were top tier
i need more jingling keys for my enclosure
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i need more jingling keys for my enclosure
i wanna try something for a week where i force social media to be a place i go not a place i need to leave so now i want to figure what what i think of as TRULY ESSENTIAL uses for my phone if i were to block out every other app except what makes the phone necessary? does that make sense or am i high
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i wanna try something for a week where i force social media to be a place i go not a place i need to leave so now i want to figure what what i think of as TRULY ESSENTIAL uses for my phone if i were to block out every other app except what makes the phone necessary? does that make sense or am i high
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i’m just really into spending my saturdays getting my forearm stabbed for an afternoon lately
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i’m just really into spending my saturdays getting my forearm stabbed for an afternoon lately