david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷
for legal purposes, i am a joke
for legal purposes, i am a joke
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Gonna be my own sugar daddy for a bit but also if anyone wants to buy crochet coasters i make or feet pics or send me money just to fund my lil uwu guy lifestyle my venmo is at davidalexander
Are you telling me this bathroom used to have a recessed medicine cabinet and the last guy just patched over it???? And replaced it with an over the toilet shelf system that stops the toilet seat from opening properly? I hate him sm
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Are you telling me this bathroom used to have a recessed medicine cabinet and the last guy just patched over it???? And replaced it with an over the toilet shelf system that stops the toilet seat from opening properly? I hate him sm
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
This year my valentine’s day resolution is to learn how to flirt
February 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This year my valentine’s day resolution is to learn how to flirt
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history shows how we got the 8 hour work day and i guess they forgot
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
history shows how we got the 8 hour work day and i guess they forgot
Five pm i’m officially unemployed
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Five pm i’m officially unemployed
Spending my last day of employment listening to lana del rey and evanescence while manically cleaning to have SOMETHING to do
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Spending my last day of employment listening to lana del rey and evanescence while manically cleaning to have SOMETHING to do
The idea of looksmaxxing is so funny to me because it’s the most boring way to broadcast to the world that you both have zero personality and an outsized sense of your own physical attractiveness while being deeply insecure about it
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular, has emerged as a beacon for a group of narcissistic, status-obsessed young men. He wants to take his fixation with “looksmaxxing” mainstream.
Looks Aren’t Everything? Clavicular Begs to Differ.
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular, has emerged as a beacon for a group of narcissistic, status-obsessed young men. He wants to take his fixation with “looksmaxxing” mainstream.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The idea of looksmaxxing is so funny to me because it’s the most boring way to broadcast to the world that you both have zero personality and an outsized sense of your own physical attractiveness while being deeply insecure about it
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Bluesky is a twitter edgelord circa 2022 compared to Threads, which is like if the Hamilton fanfic authors on Tumblr were given cocaine
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Bluesky is a twitter edgelord circa 2022 compared to Threads, which is like if the Hamilton fanfic authors on Tumblr were given cocaine
Quick, katherine mcphee’s “over it” or anneliese van der pol’s “over it” ?
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Quick, katherine mcphee’s “over it” or anneliese van der pol’s “over it” ?
Wait what if i’m not awful
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Wait what if i’m not awful
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Cardi B claps back at the Department of Homeland Security:
“If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*** them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
“If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*** them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
February 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Cardi B claps back at the Department of Homeland Security:
“If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*** them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
“If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*** them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
Yeah man idk my therapist said smelling your balls after your workout would help treat my depression; sounds wild but who am i to question science?
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Yeah man idk my therapist said smelling your balls after your workout would help treat my depression; sounds wild but who am i to question science?
Hoarding and selling sap is an underrated way to make quick cash in the early stardew valley game and i always forget that
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Hoarding and selling sap is an underrated way to make quick cash in the early stardew valley game and i always forget that
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Our new Book Club tier is live!
✨📖✨
Our first book we will be discussing will be Hated Rivalry to go along with our coverage of the show!
For $8 a month, you can join our bookclub zoom calls plus get access to bonus eps + everything else that comes with the Royalty tier: patreon.com/slayerfest98
✨📖✨
Our first book we will be discussing will be Hated Rivalry to go along with our coverage of the show!
For $8 a month, you can join our bookclub zoom calls plus get access to bonus eps + everything else that comes with the Royalty tier: patreon.com/slayerfest98
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Our new Book Club tier is live!
✨📖✨
Our first book we will be discussing will be Hated Rivalry to go along with our coverage of the show!
For $8 a month, you can join our bookclub zoom calls plus get access to bonus eps + everything else that comes with the Royalty tier: patreon.com/slayerfest98
✨📖✨
Our first book we will be discussing will be Hated Rivalry to go along with our coverage of the show!
For $8 a month, you can join our bookclub zoom calls plus get access to bonus eps + everything else that comes with the Royalty tier: patreon.com/slayerfest98
Careful Fetty, if you act like any more of a little bitch she’ll think you’re a dog and shoot you
Fetterman: "I met with Secretary Noem. I've always treated her with respect. I refuse and never will engage in the kinds of sexist terms like 'ICE Barbie' that the left media will use."
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Careful Fetty, if you act like any more of a little bitch she’ll think you’re a dog and shoot you
If i douche with celsius do you think i’d get more done around the house?
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
If i douche with celsius do you think i’d get more done around the house?
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It kinda sucks our country is falling apart because some people don't read the news.
New poll: In 2024, low-engagement voters went for Trump over Harris by 11 percentage points. But now they disapprove of the way he's handling the presidency by 13. They have moved 25 points against Trump — 2x as large as the shift for high-knowledge voters www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-lost...
Trump has lost the voters who weren’t paying attention in 2024
The least-engaged Americans have swung 25 points against him since 2024 — about twice the shift among everyone else. Trump has flattened the engagement gap.
www.gelliottmorris.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It kinda sucks our country is falling apart because some people don't read the news.
Sent my peace out email at work but scheduled it to be delivered eod so tomorrow i can just drop my laptop off and be DONE and maybe the depression fog will lift a bit
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Sent my peace out email at work but scheduled it to be delivered eod so tomorrow i can just drop my laptop off and be DONE and maybe the depression fog will lift a bit
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
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Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
Ive started a new stardew valley file because what else do i have going on and i am once again asking for this game to let me beat up clint and be poly with sebastian alex and haley
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Ive started a new stardew valley file because what else do i have going on and i am once again asking for this game to let me beat up clint and be poly with sebastian alex and haley