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david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷

for legal purposes, i am a joke
🥺
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
honestly if the response is “i have no allegiance to nd in any way shape or form this is just a very comfy article of clothing” i will accept that because it is the only reason i ever wear my nd merch as well
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
you get it
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
eating someone out to high school musical’s get your head in the game
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i wish all activities had a handy song partner, like how “stayin alive” has the right bpm for cpr. like. imagine getting high by the beach to lana del rey’s high by the beach or diving to evanescence’s going under or douching to tlc’s waterfalls
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
can i come with?
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
wait let yourself cook
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i’m not sure deleting all those apps so that the set up for my quality over quantity joke would not be a lie for for this quantity over quality screenshot like i’m not sure it lands
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
omg stop i’ll cry 🥺🥺🥺
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
maybe i’ll include asking them about acb and which rights her and her pals will take away from me next :)
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🙂‍↕️🥰 it’s nice to be seen sometimes
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
or at least that is the funniest way i can describe my feelings hyperbolically
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i think that i think that sex is too precious and sacred and beautiful a thing to be tainted by intimacy or love 🤷‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
cuddles are for friends are partners only. hookups CAN fall in that category but the venn diagram overlap is not a circle lol. i recognize this about myself now/again
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i spent so much of my early 20s in a long distance open relationship that i was always confused by hookups that wanted to cuddle and never did and it wasnt until charlie and i moved in together over the pandemic that i tried cuddling with hookups after and was like… wait no i dont want this
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
this is my entire vibe i am relearning as well. i used to know that but forgot over the last few years
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
no ethical consumption under capitalism but i’m gonna do some research to make sure when i do buy something of this genre i am purchasing from the least shitty place possible, strategically lol
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
much. to. consider!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM