david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷
for legal purposes, i am a joke
for legal purposes, i am a joke
November hit and i said “time for some FUCKING WALKIES AGAIN”
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November hit and i said “time for some FUCKING WALKIES AGAIN”
much. to. consider!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
much. to. consider!!!!!
pto going great tbh
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
pto going great tbh
good morning i need to organize my living room this place is a MESS
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
good morning i need to organize my living room this place is a MESS
i call this one “what happens if i crochet a washcloth while high over a week?”
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i call this one “what happens if i crochet a washcloth while high over a week?”
i’m so much fun to be around
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i’m so much fun to be around
had a pretty sedentary october but today’s walkies were top tier
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
had a pretty sedentary october but today’s walkies were top tier
i’m just really into spending my saturdays getting my forearm stabbed for an afternoon lately
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i’m just really into spending my saturdays getting my forearm stabbed for an afternoon lately
fall rowlett as brought to life by @melaninmagi.bsky.social which has been my phone background for ?? years now? i love him sm
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
fall rowlett as brought to life by @melaninmagi.bsky.social which has been my phone background for ?? years now? i love him sm
i think i have decided if i am not constrained by “these are canon” options, which i don’t have to be because it is all fake anyway, alolan cubone’s friends might be:
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i think i have decided if i am not constrained by “these are canon” options, which i don’t have to be because it is all fake anyway, alolan cubone’s friends might be:
sorry for being lazy here but yeah i agree with you but think there are key differences, at least for me personally
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
sorry for being lazy here but yeah i agree with you but think there are key differences, at least for me personally
in 2018 the first raising cane’s opened in Chicago across the street from my apartment while i was laid off for two and a half months so i stood in line the day at like 8am when it opened and got a “first 100” customer shirt haha
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
in 2018 the first raising cane’s opened in Chicago across the street from my apartment while i was laid off for two and a half months so i stood in line the day at like 8am when it opened and got a “first 100” customer shirt haha
lucky that my butt is small and humble so you won’t confuse it with mountains or whatever shakira said
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
lucky that my butt is small and humble so you won’t confuse it with mountains or whatever shakira said
mom can you pick me up? the ads are targetting me with thc drinks shaped like poppers on instagram stories
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
mom can you pick me up? the ads are targetting me with thc drinks shaped like poppers on instagram stories
🥹🥹🥹 i love my son sm
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
🥹🥹🥹 i love my son sm
how it started//how it’s going or whatever
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
how it started//how it’s going or whatever
the ceiling board here has eyes and a cvnty neckline
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the ceiling board here has eyes and a cvnty neckline
can you guess my favorite pokemon
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
can you guess my favorite pokemon
i said what i said
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
i said what i said
i did make it outside eventually and i was right it was fun
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i did make it outside eventually and i was right it was fun