Ben Siemon
@benjaminjs.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him
I like that Shane needed a "recipe" for grilling burgers. #HeatedRivalry
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I like that Shane needed a "recipe" for grilling burgers. #HeatedRivalry
Now I need a "Heated Rivalry" boxing edition where the lovers struggle to punch each other in the face during matches because it will kill the aesthetic later.
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Now I need a "Heated Rivalry" boxing edition where the lovers struggle to punch each other in the face during matches because it will kill the aesthetic later.
I like that "Heated Rivalry" seeded early on that Shane's dad is an idiot at technology and would be real weird about a phone charger.
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I like that "Heated Rivalry" seeded early on that Shane's dad is an idiot at technology and would be real weird about a phone charger.
This year seems to be the absolute peak of nostalgia for "Muppet Christmas Carol" and that's a good thing indeed.
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This year seems to be the absolute peak of nostalgia for "Muppet Christmas Carol" and that's a good thing indeed.
"Stranger Things Babies."
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Stranger Things Babies."
I went on the WB Studios tour for the first time since I've lived in LA and felt such a sense of melancholy as the future for an institution seems so unclear as it prepares to be swallowed up in capitalism's endless thirst to get bigger and bigger until there's nothing left at all. Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I went on the WB Studios tour for the first time since I've lived in LA and felt such a sense of melancholy as the future for an institution seems so unclear as it prepares to be swallowed up in capitalism's endless thirst to get bigger and bigger until there's nothing left at all. Merry Christmas!
She looks like a villain from "Chicken Run."
Hageman, who is looking to replace retiring Republican Sen. Cynthia Lummis, touted her support for Trump's agenda in her campaign launch video.
GOP Rep. Harriet Hageman launches Senate run in Wyoming
Hageman, who is looking to replace retiring Republican Sen. Cynthia Lummis, touted her support for Trump's agenda in her campaign launch video.
nbcnews.to
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
She looks like a villain from "Chicken Run."
We are deporting citizens.
Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We are deporting citizens.
Now do tariffs.
The Supreme Court rebuffs the Trump administration over its plan to deploy National Guard troops in Illinois over the strenuous objections of local officials.
Supreme Court rejects Trump's bid to deploy National Guard in Illinois
The Trump administration says troops are needed to protect immigration agents in the Chicago area, a move that local officials strongly object to.
www.nbcnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Now do tariffs.
The longer she's there the worse it will get.
Scoop: Bari Weiss plans overhaul of CBS News and "60 Minutes" standards and procedures
Bari Weiss plans overhaul of CBS News and "60 Minutes" standards and procedures
The changes follow a controversy that saw her pulling a story about Trump administration deportations of Venezuelan immigrants to an El Salvador prison.
www.axios.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The longer she's there the worse it will get.
Get Him to the Gulag
Russell Brand charged with further sexual offences including rape
Russell Brand charged with further sexual offences including rape
The former entertainer, 50, faces one count of rape and one of sexual assault of two more alleged victims
Russell Brand has been charged with further sexual offences, including one count of rape, the Metropolitan police have said.
The 50-year-old former entertainer has been charged with one count of rape and one of sexual assault of two further alleged victims. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Get Him to the Gulag
GQ is now "Gay Queerness." The indoctrination plan is working.
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
GQ is now "Gay Queerness." The indoctrination plan is working.
Watching a movie with your family during the holidays means pausing it 29 times and making peace with the fact your mom is just playing games on her iPad.
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Watching a movie with your family during the holidays means pausing it 29 times and making peace with the fact your mom is just playing games on her iPad.
Reposted by Ben Siemon
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
More people are going to watch the "60 Minutes" story now BECAUSE Bari Weiss didn't want people to watch it.
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
More people are going to watch the "60 Minutes" story now BECAUSE Bari Weiss didn't want people to watch it.
The year is 2025. Young people are sharing canceled "60 Minutes" segments.
December 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The year is 2025. Young people are sharing canceled "60 Minutes" segments.
The dumbest man alive.
Trump: "We're going down -- you can do your own math -- but it's 2,000%, 3,000%. It's pretty amazing"
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The dumbest man alive.
If you try to say "Bari Weiss" into the bathroom mirror three times she appears and cuts you off before you can finish.
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you try to say "Bari Weiss" into the bathroom mirror three times she appears and cuts you off before you can finish.
No. It failed.
The upcoming celebration of the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence is a time to take stock and see if the U.S. is living up to the revolutionary ideals the country was founded upon.
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No. It failed.
Bullshit puff pieces instead of real journalism to make Trump happy.
Imagine carrying 100-pound loads up Everest. That’s the job of porters. cbsn.ws/4pPnJ5H
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Bullshit puff pieces instead of real journalism to make Trump happy.
Any real reporter should quit the show and CBS.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Any real reporter should quit the show and CBS.
Lil' Hitler.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Lil' Hitler.
America is crumbling while Canada is making sexy gay hockey shows. They are the superior country.
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
America is crumbling while Canada is making sexy gay hockey shows. They are the superior country.
Last week Brennan pushed right wing conspiracy theories about mifepristone as truth. She's no longer a real reporter, she's simply a mouthpiece for lies, completely willing to abandon her principles for a paycheck.
BRENNAN: This isn't everything you asked for just yet, but would you acknowledge that they are complying with the spirit if not the intent of your law?
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Last week Brennan pushed right wing conspiracy theories about mifepristone as truth. She's no longer a real reporter, she's simply a mouthpiece for lies, completely willing to abandon her principles for a paycheck.
It's really bad.
I love her but Cher isn’t even trying to pretend to lip sync this heavily autotuned song, what the fuck are we doing here
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's really bad.