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Ben Siemon
@benjaminjs.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him
For sale: 500 grass people costumes. Lightly used.
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
It has gotta be some jobs report.
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
These sites will carry the same weight and deep shame as the sites of Japanese internment camps. Future generations will look at each other in disbelief "they really did that? HERE?"
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:

- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown

This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
A screw fell off my rowing machine but I don't know from where and this definitely feels like a "Final Destination" setup.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My husband was proofreading a script of mine for me & asked why I underlined certain words & I found myself realizing I'm so used to executives in the past not reading something important that I began underlining certain things in scripts to make sure they didn't miss it. Basically "READ THIS PART!"
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Still a little upset that "High Potential" isn't about a cop who can only solve crimes while smoking weed.
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Will she get TWO puppies now?
ALERT: Rep Robert Garcia (D-CA) says Ghislaine Maxwell has appeared for virtual deposition with House Oversight Cmte and “said nothing. She answered no questions and provided no information about the men who raped and trafficked women and girls”
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Y'all, if it was Liam they would have put him in the hat. Y'all crazy.
The young boy who received the Grammy from Bad Bunny has been confirmed as child actor Lincoln Fox, who posted about it on Instagram:

“l'Il remember this day forever! - it was my truest honor 🐰🏆🏈”
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The Trumper-owned team lost. BIG. Bad Bunny celebrated love and Latinos. Tonight was a bit of the positivity we desperately needed.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
"Darnold" sounds like a fake name I'd make up in an improv show.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
All I know about sports is that a Trumper owns the Patriots so GO SEAHAWKS!
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by Ben Siemon
Unidos somos América.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
RICKY MARTIN!
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I appreciate the male on male dancing representation.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
GAGA CAMEO!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
De-aging technology is curse.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I hope they can get people to yell "Fuck ICE" at the Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Does it feel like Sony is kinda dumping this "Goat" movie after a string of animated successes? I've barely heard anything about it. Then again I don't have kids so maybe I'm in my own bubble.
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Jesus this whole thing is so awful.
BREAKING: Savannah Guthrie says family has agreed to pay ransom for mother’s release
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Ted Cruz being sad makes me happy.
I keep thinking about Ted Cruz, who fervently backed Texas Republicans' partisan gerrymandering scheme, crying online about how mean it is that Virginia Democrats pulled off a partisan gerrymandering scheme.

I know he has no principles, but Jesus Christ, man, have some self-respect and dignity.
February 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
It's so important we put the people who did these things in jail.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Was concerned the man on the treadmill in front of me was genuinely invested in the Scientology infomercial on the machine's screen only to see he's actually watching "Heated Rivalry" on his phone.
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I really love this Chibi Tiny Tale, a beautiful love story of Candace not trying to spit milkshake all over Jeremy during a date. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Px6...
Candace’s Date w/ Jeremy Goes Wrong! 😱 | Chibi Tiny Tales Phineas and Ferb |@disneychannelanimation
YouTube video by Disney Channel Animation
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM