Ben Siemon
@benjaminjs.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 I speak only for myself. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him
"He made the buses free. Then society collapsed."
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"He made the buses free. Then society collapsed."
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
"We're your real parents, Annie."
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"We're your real parents, Annie."
"You tried to bend the law, but you gotta pay SNAP!"
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"You tried to bend the law, but you gotta pay SNAP!"
This woman isn't a real aunt and she should absolutely lose her election for these lies.
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This woman isn't a real aunt and she should absolutely lose her election for these lies.
"No, that's not a typo. Those are our prices now because Canada made a Ronald Reagan ad Trump didn't like."
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"No, that's not a typo. Those are our prices now because Canada made a Ronald Reagan ad Trump didn't like."
I think I know who robbed the Louvre.
October 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think I know who robbed the Louvre.
Has there ever been anything more "Black Mirror"-y?
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Has there ever been anything more "Black Mirror"-y?
Just Burt processing that Mary Poppins called him a flaming homosexual.
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just Burt processing that Mary Poppins called him a flaming homosexual.
"The president likes to have fun and sometimes that fun includes posting AI videos of him dumping shit on 23 year old influencers."
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"The president likes to have fun and sometimes that fun includes posting AI videos of him dumping shit on 23 year old influencers."
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
This is where he sits when he has something to say.
October 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is where he sits when he has something to say.
They didn't pay us the riot rate.
October 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They didn't pay us the riot rate.
The frogs are in Studio City and apparently are very hot inside.
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The frogs are in Studio City and apparently are very hot inside.
Doing my part for attention and praise.
October 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Doing my part for attention and praise.
Once again, only one King is allowed today.
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Once again, only one King is allowed today.
Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Women don't like the vehicle.
LA peeps know this was the first sign she was trash.
October 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
LA peeps know this was the first sign she was trash.