Jeva Lange 🫎
@jeva.bsky.social
Writes about climate, culture, adaptation & resiliance for Heatmap.news | Hiking, running, mountains, boats, nonfiction books, long movies | 📍 Seattle/Queens
Don’t play with me like this
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Don’t play with me like this
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
hey it’s easy to feel hopeless right now with all these violent images of ice cubes shooting our neighbors but hey did you know you’re loved? you’re cared for? that i love and care about you? that we’re happy you’re here? it’s important to remember. ok u can swipe down now back to the scary
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
hey it’s easy to feel hopeless right now with all these violent images of ice cubes shooting our neighbors but hey did you know you’re loved? you’re cared for? that i love and care about you? that we’re happy you’re here? it’s important to remember. ok u can swipe down now back to the scary
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
The run of Filmmaker Magazine under Scott & Vadim produced some of the most fascinating and important work on understanding indie film in terms of economics, technology, and the actual stakes of art. I was honored to write for Vadim, easily one of the best editors I've worked with. Hire Vadim!
Some news: I'm being laid off! After 11+ years and 48 issues, Friday will be my last day. I'm 100% looking for work and definitely not married to being in film. I have many transferable corporate/organizational skills. Email is first dot last at gmail
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The run of Filmmaker Magazine under Scott & Vadim produced some of the most fascinating and important work on understanding indie film in terms of economics, technology, and the actual stakes of art. I was honored to write for Vadim, easily one of the best editors I've worked with. Hire Vadim!
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
The Palisades Fire erupted a year ago today, the first in a series of fires that devastated the city of Los Angeles and changed the way we think about urban fires.
Here's @jeva.bsky.social on one of the thorniest problems in fire management: getting people out.
heatmap.news/the-aftermat...
Here's @jeva.bsky.social on one of the thorniest problems in fire management: getting people out.
heatmap.news/the-aftermat...
The Surprisingly Tricky Problem of Ordering People to Leave
Wildfire evacuation notices are notoriously confusing, and the stakes are life or death. But how to make them better is far from obvious.
heatmap.news
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The Palisades Fire erupted a year ago today, the first in a series of fires that devastated the city of Los Angeles and changed the way we think about urban fires.
Here's @jeva.bsky.social on one of the thorniest problems in fire management: getting people out.
heatmap.news/the-aftermat...
Here's @jeva.bsky.social on one of the thorniest problems in fire management: getting people out.
heatmap.news/the-aftermat...
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I left my baby with my dad and my husband while I worked today and when I got back, they were deep in a heated debate about John vs Paul.
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I left my baby with my dad and my husband while I worked today and when I got back, they were deep in a heated debate about John vs Paul.
NO
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
NO
Movie people, take a look!👇
Happy New Year! Two things I want to do this year are write more and support my newborn, and I'm hoping Substack can help me with both, so please sign up for my thoughts on old movies and more! Thoughts on Fritz Lang silent films will drop soon. fcardamenis.substack.com/subscribe?pa...
Subscribe to Infinity on Trial
Musings on movies and more. Click to read Infinity on Trial, by Forrest Cardamenis, a Substack publication. Launched 18 minutes ago.
fcardamenis.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Movie people, take a look!👇
Okay the dogs of Bluesky are unbothered, I’m going in!!!
Does anyone have an induction cooktop? How bad is the “painful, high-pitch” ringing, exactly? Would one want to avoid magnetostriction around a baby, for example??? I’ve read it bothers dogs???
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Okay the dogs of Bluesky are unbothered, I’m going in!!!
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
anyways i think it's kind of wild how quickly we went from "be careful, that shark in the flooded city is from a different hurricane" to "nearly every piece of media about this world event is fake and also we took the fake media and made it nude also we added more explosions"
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
anyways i think it's kind of wild how quickly we went from "be careful, that shark in the flooded city is from a different hurricane" to "nearly every piece of media about this world event is fake and also we took the fake media and made it nude also we added more explosions"
Does anyone have an induction cooktop? How bad is the “painful, high-pitch” ringing, exactly? Would one want to avoid magnetostriction around a baby, for example??? I’ve read it bothers dogs???
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Does anyone have an induction cooktop? How bad is the “painful, high-pitch” ringing, exactly? Would one want to avoid magnetostriction around a baby, for example??? I’ve read it bothers dogs???
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 PM
coming back from mat leave like
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
coming back from mat leave like
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
This is one of the wildest deep-sea mining stories to me.
Paleodictyon is a 500-million-year-old trace fossil from an unknown organism. In the last 50 years, we've found their honeycomb traces on the seafloor. There is a living organism that has been doing its thing for half a billion years.
Paleodictyon is a 500-million-year-old trace fossil from an unknown organism. In the last 50 years, we've found their honeycomb traces on the seafloor. There is a living organism that has been doing its thing for half a billion years.
Recovery of Paleodictyon patterns after simulated mining activity on Pacific nodule fields - Marine Biodiversity
Since the late 1980s, various experiments have been conducted in polymetallic nodule fields of the Pacific Ocean to assess the potential environmental impacts of future mining, specifically in two are...
link.springer.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This is one of the wildest deep-sea mining stories to me.
Paleodictyon is a 500-million-year-old trace fossil from an unknown organism. In the last 50 years, we've found their honeycomb traces on the seafloor. There is a living organism that has been doing its thing for half a billion years.
Paleodictyon is a 500-million-year-old trace fossil from an unknown organism. In the last 50 years, we've found their honeycomb traces on the seafloor. There is a living organism that has been doing its thing for half a billion years.
The idea of coffee shops is so funny, like I’m just sitting here watching a bunch of adults line up to drink Fancy Milk
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The idea of coffee shops is so funny, like I’m just sitting here watching a bunch of adults line up to drink Fancy Milk
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
What amazes me is how quickly people are losing either the confidence or the willingness to complete basic human tasks.
The parents of the first baby born in 2026 in this county outside Baltimore got their name ideas from ChatGPT. Hudson Oakley Winkler.
www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...
www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...
ChatGPT named Carroll County’s first-born baby in 2026
The first baby born in Carroll County in 2026 was named with help from ChatGPT, a generative artificial intelligence chatbot.
www.baltimoresun.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
What amazes me is how quickly people are losing either the confidence or the willingness to complete basic human tasks.
What are you going to make your entire personality in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
What are you going to make your entire personality in 2026
I am in a few mom-related Facebook groups — out of morbid curiosity — and the privacy issues aside, we’re going to look back at AI as having *ruined* family photos
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I am in a few mom-related Facebook groups — out of morbid curiosity — and the privacy issues aside, we’re going to look back at AI as having *ruined* family photos
My best work of the year 💕
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My best work of the year 💕
Reposted by Jeva Lange 🫎
This feels like an omen
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This feels like an omen
Real ones got the Twelfth for Christmas
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Real ones got the Twelfth for Christmas
Babies are like cows, at least in the sense that anytime someone sees ours, they say “baby”
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Babies are like cows, at least in the sense that anytime someone sees ours, they say “baby”
I went to a sauna for the first time and now I understand why Finns are Like That
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I went to a sauna for the first time and now I understand why Finns are Like That