@infernalwheel.bsky.social
Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
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Yea, fuckit.
*Driving over your Subaru*
"My bad, I thought you said Tanksgiving!"
"My bad, I thought you said Tanksgiving!"
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
*Driving over your Subaru*
"My bad, I thought you said Tanksgiving!"
"My bad, I thought you said Tanksgiving!"
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Im not arguing with you. I'm just explaining very loudly why I'm right
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Im not arguing with you. I'm just explaining very loudly why I'm right
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Been there, wiped my ass on it
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Been there, wiped my ass on it
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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Lady, I once burnt soup. I don't think you want me frolicking around in the culinary arts.
I didn't even know it was possible to burn soup.
I didn't even know it was possible to burn soup.
December 3, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Lady, I once burnt soup. I don't think you want me frolicking around in the culinary arts.
I didn't even know it was possible to burn soup.
I didn't even know it was possible to burn soup.
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Every website that makes you input a really long number with the shitty tiny numbered keyboard is hurting my feelings.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Every website that makes you input a really long number with the shitty tiny numbered keyboard is hurting my feelings.
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I don’t like who I turn into when I play Boggle
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don’t like who I turn into when I play Boggle
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I was devastated after all the hype that Dr. Who wasn't an owl.
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I was devastated after all the hype that Dr. Who wasn't an owl.
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It’s exhausting being in a room with enthusiastic people.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It’s exhausting being in a room with enthusiastic people.
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maybe our insomnia will sync up one day
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
maybe our insomnia will sync up one day
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Pretty sure I'm supposed to be an initiate in some secret order of dark magicians during the Renaissance instead of whatever the fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pretty sure I'm supposed to be an initiate in some secret order of dark magicians during the Renaissance instead of whatever the fuck.
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There’s low-key a rebellious vibe to being a dreamer. Like, the world is on fire and you still choose imagination.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
There’s low-key a rebellious vibe to being a dreamer. Like, the world is on fire and you still choose imagination.
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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Your honor, I plead dare.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Your honor, I plead dare.
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i change into my outdoor pajamas to go to the corner store bc we live in a society
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i change into my outdoor pajamas to go to the corner store bc we live in a society
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Let’s pretend this says something deeply profound
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Let’s pretend this says something deeply profound
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Ground control to major tom. Your wife’s on the phone. She said to stop screwing around in the basement and come upstairs for dinner.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ground control to major tom. Your wife’s on the phone. She said to stop screwing around in the basement and come upstairs for dinner.
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It’s a Suicide Pact, Charlie Brown
August 15, 2024 at 1:52 AM
It’s a Suicide Pact, Charlie Brown
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I was told there would be astral projection.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I was told there would be astral projection.
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this mime is terrible at karaoke
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
this mime is terrible at karaoke
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I would have Too Many Things to do today, even if I was a normal. But luckily for me, I'm severely mentally ill.
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I would have Too Many Things to do today, even if I was a normal. But luckily for me, I'm severely mentally ill.
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it’s always Schrödinger’s cat and never who’s cleaning Schrödinger’s cat poop box
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
it’s always Schrödinger’s cat and never who’s cleaning Schrödinger’s cat poop box
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.