@infernalwheel.bsky.social
Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
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Yea, fuckit.
Butts
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Butts
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
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Entering the steampunk age simply because no one can afford to buy new computers for the next five years.
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Entering the steampunk age simply because no one can afford to buy new computers for the next five years.
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES OFF" ~Me being romantic on Valentines Day
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES OFF" ~Me being romantic on Valentines Day
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hate the haters, fuck with the fuckers, steal from the thieves
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
hate the haters, fuck with the fuckers, steal from the thieves
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Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so remember, a heart-shaped pizza is just a way to give you less pizza.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so remember, a heart-shaped pizza is just a way to give you less pizza.
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Them: are you busy?
Me, reading the documentation on how to publish my shitposts as a Roku screensaver: yes
Me, reading the documentation on how to publish my shitposts as a Roku screensaver: yes
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Them: are you busy?
Me, reading the documentation on how to publish my shitposts as a Roku screensaver: yes
Me, reading the documentation on how to publish my shitposts as a Roku screensaver: yes
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Moar coffee. All teh coffeez.
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Moar coffee. All teh coffeez.
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Social media is a lot less fun with big brother out there scrutinizing your posts.
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Social media is a lot less fun with big brother out there scrutinizing your posts.
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I wonder if the devil knows how much people love his ham and eggs
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I wonder if the devil knows how much people love his ham and eggs
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*deep drag on a cigarette* We're due for another Beatlemania craze
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
*deep drag on a cigarette* We're due for another Beatlemania craze
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If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
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I’m listening to a song that has the lyrics, “some say love, it’s a burning thing.”
Bro, I think that’s called chlamydia.
Bro, I think that’s called chlamydia.
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I’m listening to a song that has the lyrics, “some say love, it’s a burning thing.”
Bro, I think that’s called chlamydia.
Bro, I think that’s called chlamydia.
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i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
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it’s fuckaas friday, playboy
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
it’s fuckaas friday, playboy
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storing all of my ancestral spirits in old snapple bottles
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
storing all of my ancestral spirits in old snapple bottles
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the first rule of fright clu....BOOOOOO!
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
the first rule of fright clu....BOOOOOO!
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not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
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Sex is good and all… but have you ever gotten 5 reskeets on a post?
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Sex is good and all… but have you ever gotten 5 reskeets on a post?
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The secret to finding 100% of your typos is just to wait until the piece is published, don't worry you'll find them all
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The secret to finding 100% of your typos is just to wait until the piece is published, don't worry you'll find them all
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Curling is really competive swiffering
February 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Curling is really competive swiffering
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Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate 🖤
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate 🖤
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Tattoo yearning grows stronger once again
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Tattoo yearning grows stronger once again
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i regret to inform you all that staying home instead of going out and spending money does in fact save money
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
i regret to inform you all that staying home instead of going out and spending money does in fact save money