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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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If just 10 of my followers give me $1 billion I’d be set.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If just 10 of my followers give me $1 billion I’d be set.
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a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
Deeny's art RULES!
Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Deeny's art RULES!
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
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some tech bro is gonna be like "disrupt the way u toilet" and the next day eleven people are crammed into an outhouse and sent to the moon
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
some tech bro is gonna be like "disrupt the way u toilet" and the next day eleven people are crammed into an outhouse and sent to the moon
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hehe yah 420 im on the herb gonna use some tarragon
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
hehe yah 420 im on the herb gonna use some tarragon
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i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
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Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
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the jokes on you guy who told me to go fuck myself. i was going to do that anyway
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
the jokes on you guy who told me to go fuck myself. i was going to do that anyway
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Calgon took us eighties babies away on a bed of paraben-laced microplastics straight into this current dystopia.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Calgon took us eighties babies away on a bed of paraben-laced microplastics straight into this current dystopia.
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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a volunteer lumberjack's love language is axe of service
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
a volunteer lumberjack's love language is axe of service
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you can wear creased clothes anywhere no-one can stop you
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you can wear creased clothes anywhere no-one can stop you
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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imagine actually dying on the hill though
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
imagine actually dying on the hill though
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I have decided I would like to have a great time, sometime soon, in some way, shape or form
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I have decided I would like to have a great time, sometime soon, in some way, shape or form
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mowing the lawn in the middle of the night to establish dominance with my neighbors
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mowing the lawn in the middle of the night to establish dominance with my neighbors
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
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Honestly if I found a hole in the side of a cliff shaped exactly like me I would probably go in it too
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Honestly if I found a hole in the side of a cliff shaped exactly like me I would probably go in it too