Hellmutt Cole
@hellmuttcole.bsky.social
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asking everyone if they're a cop because trust is for people with hobbies
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
asking everyone if they're a cop because trust is for people with hobbies
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I would consider myself a people person
irl I’m really good at pretending to love people
irl I’m really good at pretending to love people
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I would consider myself a people person
irl I’m really good at pretending to love people
irl I’m really good at pretending to love people
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Popeye is just propaganda created by big spinach
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Popeye is just propaganda created by big spinach
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it's bad bitch o'clock I say putting on my strawberry shortcake pj pants
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
it's bad bitch o'clock I say putting on my strawberry shortcake pj pants
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You never outgrow the urge to climb inside the dryer.
October 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You never outgrow the urge to climb inside the dryer.
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imagine falling in love with me. wrong. more lord of the rings.
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
imagine falling in love with me. wrong. more lord of the rings.
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I have to say, I'm a little disappointed in all of you.
October 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I have to say, I'm a little disappointed in all of you.
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*raises hand from the empty press box at the Pentagon*
Umm yes,General, here from the Prestigious Hounds and Hunting magazine and the presiding keeper of Pandora’s Box
Yes,I have a question..WTF?
Umm yes,General, here from the Prestigious Hounds and Hunting magazine and the presiding keeper of Pandora’s Box
Yes,I have a question..WTF?
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
*raises hand from the empty press box at the Pentagon*
Umm yes,General, here from the Prestigious Hounds and Hunting magazine and the presiding keeper of Pandora’s Box
Yes,I have a question..WTF?
Umm yes,General, here from the Prestigious Hounds and Hunting magazine and the presiding keeper of Pandora’s Box
Yes,I have a question..WTF?
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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you’re telling your knees to fuck off for giving up on you
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
One day you’re young and carefree and the next you’re telling your knees to fuck off for giving up on you
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*gestures for waiter to keep grating wolfsbane straight into my mouth*
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
*gestures for waiter to keep grating wolfsbane straight into my mouth*
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Make a movie food:
Schindler's Grocery List
Schindler's Grocery List
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Make a movie food:
Schindler's Grocery List
Schindler's Grocery List
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if you are the one making clunking and cracking noises outside in the dark you have to tell me
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
if you are the one making clunking and cracking noises outside in the dark you have to tell me
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be the reason someone escapes prison today
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
be the reason someone escapes prison today
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One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls
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getting fully naked to clip my nails
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
getting fully naked to clip my nails
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In a world of lollipops. Don't be a sucker.
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
In a world of lollipops. Don't be a sucker.
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Imagine sex with me.
Wrong. More FML.
Wrong. More FML.
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Imagine sex with me.
Wrong. More FML.
Wrong. More FML.
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Setting a five gallon bucket of pepsi out for my nephew and his friends
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Setting a five gallon bucket of pepsi out for my nephew and his friends
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The only 'ball room' i care about is the small pouch sewn into the crotch of my boxer briefs.
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The only 'ball room' i care about is the small pouch sewn into the crotch of my boxer briefs.
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Is that a bulge in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
October 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Is that a bulge in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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I have a large skeleton hanging on my front door for Fall and it’s gotten to the point where I high-five him every time I walk in or else I feel impending doom. This morning my hands were pretty full as I approached him but don’t worry, I kissed him very gently on the mouth just as someone walked by
October 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have a large skeleton hanging on my front door for Fall and it’s gotten to the point where I high-five him every time I walk in or else I feel impending doom. This morning my hands were pretty full as I approached him but don’t worry, I kissed him very gently on the mouth just as someone walked by
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i’m gonna have to start recycling days as i certainly can’t afford a new one every twenty-four hours
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
i’m gonna have to start recycling days as i certainly can’t afford a new one every twenty-four hours
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Babe look, my eczema flare up makes it look like I’m getting the stigmata
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Babe look, my eczema flare up makes it look like I’m getting the stigmata
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I had some words with her like fospian and shirplex. She got those in the divorce settlement and left me with turdfix.
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I had some words with her like fospian and shirplex. She got those in the divorce settlement and left me with turdfix.