J🏕️K E
@guess-what.bsky.social
Just joshin’
Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
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Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
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My Greatest ✍️
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J🏕️K E
@guess-what.bsky.social
· Aug 31
ME: Whoa unique horn
HORSE WITH A HORN: Thanks- wait say that again
HORSE WITH A HORN: Thanks- wait say that again
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this is the worst DLC i've ever seen
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
this is the worst DLC i've ever seen
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[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
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[makes a joke in Teams at work]
*hr starts typing*
haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes
*hr continues typing*
ohhh this is gonna be a good one!
*hr continues typing*
uh oh
*hr starts typing*
haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes
*hr continues typing*
ohhh this is gonna be a good one!
*hr continues typing*
uh oh
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[makes a joke in Teams at work]
*hr starts typing*
haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes
*hr continues typing*
ohhh this is gonna be a good one!
*hr continues typing*
uh oh
*hr starts typing*
haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes
*hr continues typing*
ohhh this is gonna be a good one!
*hr continues typing*
uh oh
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SALVADOR DALI [therapist]: And that’s our
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November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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hell yeah i’m a gamer
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
hell yeah i’m a gamer
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two characters one actor has played: thread
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
two characters one actor has played: thread
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Her: be a dear and-
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Her: be a dear and-
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
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It was when she called me a rural simpleton that I knew I would have to look up both those words.
December 2, 2024 at 8:22 AM
It was when she called me a rural simpleton that I knew I would have to look up both those words.
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we don't get the dental visit we want. we get the one we deserve.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we don't get the dental visit we want. we get the one we deserve.
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oh no not This .
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
oh no not This .
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you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
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"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
ME: I forgot, which fruit is the best babysitter?
DATE:
ME: Oh, pear.
DATE: I’m not sure you should have kids.
DATE:
ME: Oh, pear.
DATE: I’m not sure you should have kids.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ME: I forgot, which fruit is the best babysitter?
DATE:
ME: Oh, pear.
DATE: I’m not sure you should have kids.
DATE:
ME: Oh, pear.
DATE: I’m not sure you should have kids.
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White people be like how old is this coffee
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
White people be like how old is this coffee
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
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Slept really funny last night. The funniest I’ve ever slept.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Slept really funny last night. The funniest I’ve ever slept.
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- Do you sing?
- Only in the shower.
- And how long has it been since you last sang?
- Only in the shower.
- And how long has it been since you last sang?
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
- Do you sing?
- Only in the shower.
- And how long has it been since you last sang?
- Only in the shower.
- And how long has it been since you last sang?
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i really wish the word ‘mirror’ was a palindrome
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i really wish the word ‘mirror’ was a palindrome
Car dealers are like “buy this bag of air or die”
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Car dealers are like “buy this bag of air or die”
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bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter
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Had to borrow my wife's sunglasses and I told her that I look like I'm trying to fuck Elton John
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Had to borrow my wife's sunglasses and I told her that I look like I'm trying to fuck Elton John
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
BULLY [polite]: *whispers* psst hey looks like you got my fist stuck in your teeth there
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
BULLY [polite]: *whispers* psst hey looks like you got my fist stuck in your teeth there