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· Oct 6
And then, some of a sudden…
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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man three fish and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Give a man three fish and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man three fish and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Give a man three fish and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the names bond. gold bond.
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
I can’t find the time.
Where did the time go?
Do you have the time?
Where did the time go?
Do you have the time?
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I can’t find the time.
Where did the time go?
Do you have the time?
Where did the time go?
Do you have the time?
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
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Fisting doesn’t mean being in a fistfight?
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fisting doesn’t mean being in a fistfight?
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I never actually felt welcome at the Hotel California.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I never actually felt welcome at the Hotel California.
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where's waldo but its a penguin in a tuxedo store
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
where's waldo but its a penguin in a tuxedo store
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Oh, you love me? Name 3 of my inner demons
November 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Oh, you love me? Name 3 of my inner demons
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*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
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Interviewer: are you an independent thinker?
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Interviewer: are you an independent thinker?
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Going against traffic in the supermarket.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Going against traffic in the supermarket.
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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Tennessee whiskey is just regular whiskey that probably kissed a cousin at some point
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Tennessee whiskey is just regular whiskey that probably kissed a cousin at some point
You took my temperature.
And I want it back. *clenching fist*
And I want it back. *clenching fist*
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You took my temperature.
And I want it back. *clenching fist*
And I want it back. *clenching fist*
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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every week just gets weirder tbh
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
every week just gets weirder tbh
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if only we could harness the power of twinkies
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
if only we could harness the power of twinkies
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Of course I live in the past, have you seen the present?
October 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Of course I live in the past, have you seen the present?
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
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So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
Free shit.
Logical if true.
Logical if true.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Free shit.
Logical if true.
Logical if true.
Artificial beads of sweat
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Artificial beads of sweat
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you tellin me a cookie sheet isn't my bedding after a midnight snack??
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
you tellin me a cookie sheet isn't my bedding after a midnight snack??